first... mod that you fuckers! ______________________ Ah some things don't change.Just need a few of the dark siders to cross over so everything will be complete
I posted (something like) this on the other side, but it will probably get modded, so...
Those mascot thingys are pretty naff, if you make their legs a little rounder then they'd look like a couple of cocks (instead of two pricks in costume)
Star,from CC..... 10. JacksfromBuxton: Told you I wouldn't let you down, son! Thought I hadn't seen Starfire's name grabbing the top spot for a while - all the best if you're watching, son! And good luck to the Millers/Daggers at the weekend. Nothing like sitting on the fence...
I was stood at the urinal when a black guy stood next to me.
I turned to him and said, "I fucking hate you black bastards!"
He looked at me, obviously hurt, and said, "Why? I'm a human being just like you. I have a family, I have a job, I pay tax. Why let stereotypes dictate how you treat people? Why so much hatred for someone that you don't even know?"
Then he looked down at my cock and said, "Oh... fair enough, mate."
255. At 4:37pm on 21 May 2010, you wrote: ANNOUNCEMENT
HERE ARE THE RESULTS OF THE FOOTIE THEME SONGS POLL
In 4th Place with 7 votes the chessy harmonics of the England squad in Back Home
In 3rd place with 8 votes the thumping synth tunes of the Pet Shop Boys remix of Jerusalem
In 2nd place with 19 votes the ever cheerful World In Motion
The winners with an incredible 50 of the 80 votes cast was the Lightning Seeds with Baddiel & Skinner football anthem Three Lions
I thought about putting Go West on there but it is the tune not the lyrics that football appropriated so it was left alone.
There is another blog that everyone including JDR will love as it is funny yet informative and strangely well written if I do say so myself. And I do so there
Tired!!! Very very tired!!!! What have I missed - or are you all bloggling on some new blog about the distinction pointed out by the former Law Lord , Lord Hoffman (aka Lenny the Loin as he liked to frequent Stringyfeelas) - between a licence and a lease?
I've been sent an e-mail for a World Cup fantasy football league.I can establish a mini league within it.If enough of you pilgrims fancy it I'll set it up.
So the Gunners have finally got Chamakh-attack. I suppose we had to wait 'til the price was right, i.e nothing. This means that next year Arsenal will have a Morrocan, a Moslim and a guy who pulls his trousers down in public as our forward line.
Jacks I wanna be in the world cup league but best not as I'll be travelling around blighty for two weeks and the kids won't let me cancel the trip in favour of sitting in front of a computer for a month picking out players I've never heard of for a fictitious team that H2 will only beat on penalties anyway.
It's easy for him, he can stand at the Dungheap bar on his wireless lap top, supping beer and getting International insight from an endless stream of loose lipped footy experts. It's not a level playing field anymore. Platini needs to intervene.
Not that easy Trotts, I've been fighting with this wireless bitch for the last few days and I haven't got it working yet, but I shall percevire and not give up untill it works or I smash it into a billion tiny pieces.
This is a big shout out to Laura Duggan. laura you are literally 1 in a 100 - robbos only female follower! possible exception the slightly epicene "nancy boy"
where are the women? they cant all be trying to sell their crappy chicklit or moaning about not having many followers over on twitter. wot is it, dorises? are we not in touch with our feminine sides? is robbo not appealing to the fair sex? after all 1 in 3 of robbos interests is "women". (the other 2/3rd = "sport").
is it the untrammelled by moderation swearing? is that it/ is the swearing a problem, ladies?
you can't say that Blog. It has to be stuff like ; it's not you, it's me....or...I don't know what's wrong, I still love you but I just need some time. "Fuck off" never works cause whatever you say, you know they'll tell their mates and you want them thinking that they wish you'd break up with them so nicely as well.
So anyway the other day I was doing some knitting at home when my girlfriend looked over and asked her to help with her crochet. Once I'd done that I took her shooping for shoes and dresses.
There we go. That should get the women flocking to Robbo's blog.
emotional intelligence isnt my strong point point, trott, and any doris who thinks it should be can bend over while i do them up the shitter
you see the basic subterfuge of feminsim is to trick us into thinking like women which we will NEVER do as well as women and then the eternal battle of the sexes is lost
just like they will never be any good at football or throwing. or technology. or chess. or visual arts.
i hope that doesnt sound misogynistic because i love women, theyre better than we are and would definitely take over the world and rightly so if it wasnt for one thing:
jacksofbuxton said... I've been sent an e-mail for a World Cup fantasy football league.I can establish a mini league within it.If enough of you pilgrims fancy it I'll set it up.
Count me in jacks - I will use log indetails Go Blackpool
It's for UK users only Bo. Use my old address 12 Union Place, Lowestoft, Suffolk, NR33 9NE. I don't live there anymore so if you sign up as Bo of Oz the people that live there wilbe confused
Bo - u cud use my old adress but its on a council estate in middlesbrough and they probably dont want such types TS4 2SB
There was a lad in the local paper from Grove Hill (my old stimping grounds) - on the dole - 9 kids - and had just spent £70 decorating his house in England flags - he mst be clever coz I cudnt spend that much and I only have one... Thathcers britain????
Has anyone else noticed that the weather has improved since the Tory/Lib Dem coalition came to power? So to all you doubters who thought that things would get worse under the Tories, you were wrong.
SHit - thanks for that Spit - I must stop being so bloody Northern!!!! Cokney lessons for me
Im going battle cruiser (does that work) later to wathc champs league - ive been struggling who I shouild "support" - and ive marginally gone for the IOU (without the debt) of the Fatherland - not that bothered really tho - But I do think Inter are faves.
no English team in the final for the first time since 2004 it says here... and the mercenary rats are leaving the sinking premier-ship - gerrard, torres, etc etc etc interesting how players like touure are refusing to go to arsenal. a blip?
Is this the done thing? Self advertising, here of all places.
By the way for those of you who don't have the privilege of watching RTE (where's the sarcasm font), Ronnie Whelan said that Jose's nothing special, he's just lucky.
He also said it wasn't how he would have sent his team out in the final.
Well Ronnie, as if it needs pointing out, that's why you're sitting in a fucking chair spouting garbage and Jose's out celebrating. Gobshite.
gaz - punditry comes easy to some..i remember Hansen saying that as players at LFC they knew that Whelan would make the best manager...s'pose he did really.
just picked my team and entered the WC FFL...got a good feelin i could go close this time around...
i've said that in the past but this time i really really mean it...
blog - Mourinho doesn't seem to buy boring players, he just makes the existing ones do a job for him...Madrid have some good uns so maybe he'll produce an entertaining team...like my world cup FFL winning one.
James Milner has told friends that he wants to join Liverpool. Manchester United, Manchester City and Chelsea are also desperate to sign Aston Villa's 24-year-old England midfielder. Full story: News of the World
Steven Gerrard urges England to deliver in South Africa
Well that's a surpirse - I expected him to sugest it may be for the best if they went out in the group stage .... you know, save us getting our fickle hopes up???
Hi guys, I'm away back to work tomorrow, away from the internet for the next three months. I've really enjoyed reading all your posts, it's been my favourite place to relax over the last 3 months, I look forward to returning for more of the same in September.
Jacks, I registered for the WC FFL using some forgery. I had to use some random UK addresses and Postal codes. As it said, the competition is only for residents of UK, Isles etc.
Hey guys. I'm back and I'm in. . . . er. . . I've not read the "house rules". Well, are there any house rules here? I guess not, because I'm not about to have my backside kicked for saying what i think.
Thanks mate. Well, the moderators thingy was just to scare you shitless that is. And at least this time I know i aind gon have to change my moniker every 2 days....... Fuck the house rules and fuck the Beeb, how nice that feel?
Guys, I was at the Soccer City stadium in Johannesburg yesterday and that thing is huge, as in like FUCKING HUGE. The biggest problem is parking and traffic. There was like 75,000 fans to watch some cup final and the traffic authorities had their hands full, and coupled to that the Bulls were playing only a few hundred meters aways with their 39,357 fans!!! At the final whistle i thought yeah, at least i aint gon be at the opening game nor the final game. Imagine how the hell it's gon be when all them "dignitaries" . . . . .think Mugabe, Joe Bidden, Zuma et al . . . .attending. It's gonna be a fuckup of the biggest kind i tell ya. Well, if it can be pulled off, then that's gonna be a miracle............ watch this space
ha ha ha Trott. What can a man do. I've also signed up and i've used my old adress in Dartford!! I dunno if it still exists because the last time i heard some rich fat bastard was trying to buy the block for a hotel development of some sorts. But who gives a fuck. Let them deliver the 60" telly to a construction site i'd like to see there faces as they do that
ive heard the queen has contacted fergie to make peace and to show her good will shes giving her a trip to Paris, dinner at the Ritz, and a chauffeur-driven Mercedes.
My mate at GCHQ says MI5 are intrigued by the amount of people form across the world who are claiming to live in a Barbers shop in Buxton - its either an Al Qaeeda cell or a post modern group of mates tring to win a telly?
Fergie - you are a fat ugly greedy slag - resign you bitch - oh hang on you cant - stand for election you cow - of she wasnt elected in the first place
And now she is sorry - hypocrit - sorry as ypu got caught - silver spoon in your gob and you're still a criminal!!!!
Capello - dont play rooney tomorrow - the pitch is dodgy - ffs
Everton have emerged as contenders for the signature of Manchester City's unsettled striker Craig Bellamy. Tottenham are also in the race for the Wales international. Full story: News of the World
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Do you think he might end up playing for every club in the premier league before he retires?
Nigerian billionaire Aliko Dangote is planning to enter the race to buy the 16% stake in Arsenal put up for sale by the club's fourth largest investor, Lady Nina Bracewell-Smith. Full story: Sunday Times
im not the illiterate halfwit you obviously take me for, gaz. i had a good education but it all started to seem like a lot of meaningless bullshit. i get the sense youre thinking soemthing similar at the moment
as for your comment at 22. 52 (numbers give me the number s back!) im in two minds about that one
THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON WAS originally known as the Duke of Y-Fronts but his inventive genius was put to good use with the sandwich and then the gumboot so posterity has preserved a more dignified name for our national hero
the Y-Front Bomber would have scared seven shades out of the germans though
I suppose it might take the pressure off Van Persie though. Sometimes, like Rooney, he seems to have to do all the battling rather than concentrating on finishing it all off.
Stil as a freebie, he has got to offer more than Owen!!!
ha ha....i reckon even if rooney has the tournament of his life and scores the winning goal in the world cup final, he will still be remembered for shagging a granny!
Do you think all the other members of the Terry family are now thinking of just leaking their own stories to the press....just so they only get a proportion of the shit thats flying round.
first... mod that you fuckers!
ReplyDeleteThis moderater can not comment because there are no house rules.
ReplyDeletetop four at last!
ReplyDeleteRedBlueArmy92 said...
ReplyDeletefirst... mod that you fuckers!
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Ha ha bet Star will be back to fastest finger first for future blogs
Aren't you supposed to be making sales calls?
Will not being on the BBC spell the end of pictures on the blog or will it be the same format.
ReplyDeleteStrange new world
http://adampsb.blogspot.com/2010/05/world-cup-theme-songs.html
RedBlueArmy92 said...
ReplyDeletefirst... mod that you fuckers!
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Ah some things don't change.Just need a few of the dark siders to cross over so everything will be complete
TrotterUSA said...
ReplyDeletetop four at last!
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only way anyone remotely connected with Bolton is ever going to get there (or if Cahill gets sold to United)
I posted (something like) this on the other side, but it will probably get modded, so...
ReplyDeleteThose mascot thingys are pretty naff, if you make their legs a little rounder then they'd look like a couple of cocks (instead of two pricks in costume)
Hemcock and Mandiballs?
This comment has been referred to the Moderators. Explain
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CC's last one lads ... give him a good send off for us.
Anyone hear about Cynthia, or Synthia?
ReplyDeleteA good site for a chortle for the twitterers among us.
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A good site for a rob for the twitterers among us.
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Star,from CC.....
ReplyDelete10. JacksfromBuxton: Told you I wouldn't let you down, son! Thought I hadn't seen Starfire's name grabbing the top spot for a while - all the best if you're watching, son! And good luck to the Millers/Daggers at the weekend. Nothing like sitting on the fence...
I was stood at the urinal when a black guy stood next to me.
ReplyDeleteI turned to him and said, "I fucking hate you black bastards!"
He looked at me, obviously hurt, and said, "Why? I'm a human being just like you. I have a family, I have a job, I pay tax. Why let stereotypes dictate how you treat people? Why so much hatred for someone that you don't even know?"
Then he looked down at my cock and said, "Oh... fair enough, mate."
the above is from....
ReplyDeletehttp://www.sickipedia.org/
My wife said I have commitment issues,
ReplyDeleteSo I two-footed slide tackled her
I explained to the doctor, "Whenever I harvest our cornfields, I get a really bad headache."
ReplyDelete"It's a migraine," he explained.
"No, it's not, it's mine - and why the fuck have you started speaking Italian?"
Star,I think I've been blocked from the BBC site...
ReplyDeleteI think I have...
ReplyDeleteDo you get silly messages claiming your browser's encountered a problem when you try posting Jack?
ReplyDeleteI've had to regenerate...
ReplyDeletethat's the one Star.
ReplyDeleteYup, you've been eliminated Jack ... mind it looks like all the regulars are racing each other to see who gets banned next it seems.
ReplyDeletehehe, that'll give the mods a heart attack ...I got me a new profile over there ...It'll probably be deleted in the next few minutes.
ReplyDeletego for it Star....
ReplyDeletehey, there's no premod on CC's blog Jack.
ReplyDeleteI know,maybe because it's his last one...
ReplyDeleteRight off out for a while ...Colch, give me some odds on my BBC persona still being alive by the time I'm back if you';re reading mate. ;)
ReplyDeleteLaters all.
255. At 4:37pm on 21 May 2010, you wrote:
ReplyDeleteANNOUNCEMENT
HERE ARE THE RESULTS OF THE FOOTIE THEME SONGS POLL
In 4th Place with 7 votes the chessy harmonics of the England squad in Back Home
In 3rd place with 8 votes the thumping synth tunes of the Pet Shop Boys remix of Jerusalem
In 2nd place with 19 votes the ever cheerful World In Motion
The winners with an incredible 50 of the 80 votes cast was the Lightning Seeds with Baddiel & Skinner football anthem Three Lions
I thought about putting Go West on there but it is the tune not the lyrics that football appropriated so it was left alone.
There is another blog that everyone including JDR will love as it is funny yet informative and strangely well written if I do say so myself. And I do so there
http://adampsb.blogspot.com/2010/05/know-wot-i-mean-arry.html
Visit there or be square
adampsb said...
ReplyDeleteTrotterUSA said...
top four at last!
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only way anyone remotely connected with Bolton is ever going to get there (or if Cahill gets sold to United)
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United can't afford him!
Does anyone know how to remove a blog from the added list?
ReplyDeleteweird - looks like this blog has disappeared complete with all comments from the bbc website
ReplyDeletean entire blog modded!
oh its in a different place. odd.
ReplyDeleteblog, is that you driving the red sports car? Is that your bird in the passenger seat? She looks like a bit of a dragon!
ReplyDeleteGo on Google and type in richard voysey's 2012 logo, it's way better than the shite they've gone for!
ReplyDeletethats my attorney in the passenger seat, trott
ReplyDeleteyour attorney? I like her coat!
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ReplyDeletehe's mexican, trott, we're being attacked by pterodactyls hance the look of abject terror
ReplyDeletestar i think theyve given up and youve finally won the war!
ReplyDeleteMexican, you think I was born yesterday? Why doesn't he have a sombrero and a poncho?
ReplyDeletehe's an immigrant mexican and hasnt learnt the social norms of stereotypical mexican society yet so he's not juan to complain
ReplyDeleteyoure missus looks a bit small and metallic, trott. does she ahve batteries?
ReplyDeletebut seriously, dont tell me - thats a golf trophy? "most clubhouse windows Broken 2009"?
haha, she's a proper miniature claret jug that lass, never answers back and doesn't take up much room in the bed.
ReplyDeleteOf course it's a golf trophy. I choose my pals based on how crap they are at golf.
Marouane Chamakh finally makes it to Arsenal after appearing 18973 times on Transfer Gossip page on beeb site.
ReplyDeletehttp://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/g/gillingham/8698075.stm
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Welcome back Andy ... now if he doesn't unite the fans then I give up.
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ReplyDeleteTrott,
ReplyDeletegot to ask, how many holes?
Your trophy, that is.
Tired!!! Very very tired!!!! What have I missed - or are you all bloggling on some new blog about the distinction pointed out by the former Law Lord , Lord Hoffman (aka Lenny the Loin as he liked to frequent Stringyfeelas) - between a licence and a lease?
ReplyDeletewe are here fbh.
ReplyDeletewell I say we.
Its just me.
Or should it be, its just I?
ReplyDeleteSpit, just the one, unless we count the one through the handle which can be entered with a maximum of two digits from either angle.
ReplyDeleteTrotterUSA said...
ReplyDeletewhich can be entered with a maximum of two digits from either angle
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Sounds like an ex-girlfriend I had once
Hello, ellllo, ellllllloooooo, llllloooooo, lllooooooo.
ReplyDeleteThought so. Noone (plymouth) else here. Just the sounds of echoing in an empty place.
Morning.I'll just hover between the 2 blogs until I find a soul to speak to...
ReplyDeleteI've been sent an e-mail for a World Cup fantasy football league.I can establish a mini league within it.If enough of you pilgrims fancy it I'll set it up.
ReplyDeleteYeah, let's give it a go ... it's something to keep us amused instead of working.
ReplyDeleteCount me in John... err Jack... was the pilgrim remark that threw me there mate.
ReplyDeleteG'day all... anyone here?
ReplyDeletemorning bo - are your bunyons playing up?
ReplyDeleteG'day blog... don't have trouble with 'em mate... my mother suffered with them all my life though.
ReplyDeleteHey blog... take a look at this and let me know what you think.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.abc.net.au/news/video/2010/02/26/2831804.htm?site=goldfields
Sorry mate that was the wrong link... cant find irt now
ReplyDeletePromiscuous women are responsible for earthquakes and if you don't believe me check this out
ReplyDeleteThat has to be up there with one of the most ridiculous things I've ever read Bo, (apart from McNumpty tipping L'pool for the title)
ReplyDeletethey reckon theres going to be a massive earthquake at some point in tehran, bo, but i doubt if a few veils will stop it
ReplyDeleteSo the Gunners have finally got Chamakh-attack. I suppose we had to wait 'til the price was right, i.e nothing.
ReplyDeleteThis means that next year Arsenal will have a Morrocan, a Moslim and a guy who pulls his trousers down in public as our forward line.
Could we be any more French?
mornin' Lads,
ReplyDeleteJacks I wanna be in the world cup league but best not as I'll be travelling around blighty for two weeks and the kids won't let me cancel the trip in favour of sitting in front of a computer for a month picking out players I've never heard of for a fictitious team that H2 will only beat on penalties anyway.
It's easy for him, he can stand at the Dungheap bar on his wireless lap top, supping beer and getting International insight from an endless stream of loose lipped footy experts. It's not a level playing field anymore. Platini needs to intervene.
Not that easy Trotts, I've been fighting with this wireless bitch for the last few days and I haven't got it working yet, but I shall percevire and not give up untill it works or I smash it into a billion tiny pieces.
ReplyDeleteOK wish me luck...
aye, those wireless bitches can be temperamental. In my experience a plug-in bitch in a fixed location near the kitchen is more reliable.
ReplyDeleteMorning all. Good call on the WC FFL Jacks. Get the link posted and let's get it on.
ReplyDeleteSo what's happening in the real world today? Anyone think a double on Inter Milan and Cardiff is a good idea today?
Colch, I was thinking a double on Inter and Blackpool!
ReplyDeletecolch. real world? huh?
ReplyDeleteThis is a big shout out to Laura Duggan. laura you are literally 1 in a 100 - robbos only female follower! possible exception the slightly epicene "nancy boy"
where are the women? they cant all be trying to sell their crappy chicklit or moaning about not having many followers over on twitter. wot is it, dorises? are we not in touch with our feminine sides? is robbo not appealing to the fair sex? after all 1 in 3 of robbos interests is "women". (the other 2/3rd = "sport").
is it the untrammelled by moderation swearing? is that it/ is the swearing a problem, ladies?
if so, fuck off!
go here
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pin number 8005218
you can't say that Blog. It has to be stuff like ; it's not you, it's me....or...I don't know what's wrong, I still love you but I just need some time. "Fuck off" never works cause whatever you say, you know they'll tell their mates and you want them thinking that they wish you'd break up with them so nicely as well.
ReplyDeleteSo anyway the other day I was doing some knitting at home when my girlfriend looked over and asked her to help with her crochet. Once I'd done that I took her shooping for shoes and dresses.
ReplyDeleteThere we go. That should get the women flocking to Robbo's blog.
Colch, I'll have a pound on Blackpool please.
ReplyDeleteemotional intelligence isnt my strong point point, trott, and any doris who thinks it should be can bend over while i do them up the shitter
ReplyDeleteyou see the basic subterfuge of feminsim is to trick us into thinking like women which we will NEVER do as well as women and then the eternal battle of the sexes is lost
just like they will never be any good at football or throwing. or technology. or chess. or visual arts.
i hope that doesnt sound misogynistic because i love women, theyre better than we are and would definitely take over the world and rightly so if it wasnt for one thing:
women hate each other
women hate each other? I find that hard to believe, I got sent some pictures just last week with two naked women necking with each other!
ReplyDeletejacksofbuxton said...
ReplyDeleteI've been sent an e-mail for a World Cup fantasy football league.I can establish a mini league within it.If enough of you pilgrims fancy it I'll set it up.
Count me in jacks - I will use log indetails
Go Blackpool
Have joined the FFL blog league for the WC Jacks. I'm in second place at the moment which is about as high as I'm likely to get.
ReplyDeleteJack... I tried registering at the ffl site but it wouldn't accept my postcode... maybe it is for English registrations only.
ReplyDeletenice one Colch.
ReplyDeleteFBH follow the link above in my previous post or take the link from the BBC Robbo blog
Bo,use my shop post code.
ReplyDeleteSK17 6EQ
pick a number under 13
It's for UK users only Bo. Use my old address 12 Union Place, Lowestoft, Suffolk, NR33 9NE. I don't live there anymore so if you sign up as Bo of Oz the people that live there wilbe confused
ReplyDeletethe game is only open to residents in the UK and ROI.Anyone from abroad can use my postcode...
ReplyDeletewhich is?
ReplyDeleteCheers Col
ReplyDeleteI posted it a little earlier Bo.
ReplyDeleteAh,Colch has beaten me to it.
ReplyDeleteCheers Colch.
No problem. I don't like the pikey scum who live there now so it would be good if they get a load of junk mail.
ReplyDeleteBo - u cud use my old adress but its on a council estate in middlesbrough and they probably dont want such types TS4 2SB
ReplyDeleteThere was a lad in the local paper from Grove Hill (my old stimping grounds) - on the dole - 9 kids - and had just spent £70 decorating his house in England flags - he mst be clever coz I cudnt spend that much and I only have one... Thathcers britain????
Almost home time gentlemen.
ReplyDeleteHave a good weekend all.
Come on Blackpool.Hang on for 4 minutes....
Blackpool are in the prem.
ReplyDelete...like burnley for one season only
ReplyDeleteOK I am in.
ReplyDeleteSorry Jack, I didn't see your address details there.... cheers mate
OK I'm orf to bed... type to y'all later.
ReplyDeleteWell lads - Im in the big league - just like Blackpool!!! Fantastic - pleased for them!!!
ReplyDeleteBlackpool eh - one season wonders and the lowest point tally for the prem ever.... still they enjoyed the season and the fans had a laugh????
ReplyDeleteHas anyone else noticed that the weather has improved since the Tory/Lib Dem coalition came to power?
ReplyDeleteSo to all you doubters who thought that things would get worse under the Tories, you were wrong.
The International Pie Keys are signed up for the WC league ;)
ReplyDeleteLord Starfire your boys will take one hell of a beating
ReplyDeleteColch - Your boys will take one hell of a betting
(see what I did there- a play words and a reference to a particualr hobby - a high point - or pint - look I did it again - Im cooking on gas)
cooking on gas is cockeny for, talking out the ass.
ReplyDeleteOllie Holloway: Legend.
ReplyDeleteNext year is gonna be fun >:D
Sounds to me like you might've been sniffing the gas rather than cooking with it FBH.
ReplyDeleteSHit - thanks for that Spit - I must stop being so bloody Northern!!!! Cokney lessons for me
ReplyDeleteIm going battle cruiser (does that work) later to wathc champs league - ive been struggling who I shouild "support" - and ive marginally gone for the IOU (without the debt) of the Fatherland - not that bothered really tho - But I do think Inter are faves.
no English team in the final for the first time since 2004 it says here... and the mercenary rats are leaving the sinking premier-ship - gerrard, torres, etc etc etc interesting how players like touure are refusing to go to arsenal. a blip?
ReplyDeleteI've got a lil piece on Blackpool up if anyone so much as cares to see and/or follow me? ;)
ReplyDeletehttp://evilweazel.blogspot.com/
So the Special One delivers again ... bet that'll cheer Abramovic up no end ...
ReplyDeleteAnyone know what the word is on Mourinho's future...is he off to R.Madrid now?
ReplyDeleteseems like job done at inter...
Evening all. Have you signed up for the WC FFL yet 59th?
ReplyDeletehttp://matureishstudent.blogspot.com/2010/05/just-how-special-can-one-man-get.html
ReplyDeleteIs this the done thing? Self advertising, here of all places.
By the way for those of you who don't have the privilege of watching RTE (where's the sarcasm font), Ronnie Whelan said that Jose's nothing special, he's just lucky.
He also said it wasn't how he would have sent his team out in the final.
Well Ronnie, as if it needs pointing out, that's why you're sitting in a fucking chair spouting garbage and Jose's out celebrating. Gobshite.
colch - haven't yet but will do at some point..ta
ReplyDeletegaz - punditry comes easy to some..i remember Hansen saying that as players at LFC they knew that Whelan would make the best manager...s'pose he did really.
that game was boring real madrid are in for a culture shock
ReplyDeletejust picked my team and entered the WC FFL...got a good feelin i could go close this time around...
ReplyDeletei've said that in the past but this time i really really mean it...
blog - Mourinho doesn't seem to buy boring players, he just makes the existing ones do a job for him...Madrid have some good uns so maybe he'll produce an entertaining team...like my world cup FFL winning one.
Evenin'.
ReplyDeleteWell that was something. Well done Jose for winning yet another title. And what a biggy it is.
Not be cynical or nuffing but I dont like watching his teams play. They play a brilliant, defencive and planned game but entertaining? Nope.
I like my football fast, attacking and unpredictable. Its usually always flawed but thats the fun part.
2 great goals from Milito tho, worthy of winning any Championship.
Bayern lacked the finishing and Inter had the better keeper of the two.
Plus we all got a recap of the English season where our main man Web, mucked up a penalty.
From the Beeb,
ReplyDeleteGerrard urges England to deliver
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did he say the same to the 16 year old he got prego too? or did he do a terry and got her cleared?
Gerrard asking England to deliver??? as one of the players surely he's talking to himself, the underperforming, self-deluded diving fool.
ReplyDeleteOr may be he is just asking around for a gynecologist?
ReplyDelete...can't imagine Stevie Me knowing a long word like 'gynaecologist'
ReplyDeletehe'll just look in yellow pages for a fanny-mechanic...
...the twat.
shouldn't any speculation about a possible pregnancy be called a 'womb-er'
ReplyDeletehe he
Spitfire said...
ReplyDeleteI like my football fast, attacking and unpredictable. Its usually always flawed but thats the fun part.
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Yup, that pretty well sums both our teams up.
gerrard would be nuts not to join jose at real if he gets the chance
ReplyDeleteFrom the BBC gossip column....
ReplyDeleteJames Milner has told friends that he wants to join Liverpool. Manchester United, Manchester City and Chelsea are also desperate to sign Aston Villa's 24-year-old England midfielder.
Full story: News of the World
Why?
Oh and morning all.
Spitfire said...
ReplyDeleteOr may be he is just asking around for a gynecologist?
I'm not a gynaecologist but I'll have a fucking good look at it for ya....
Steven Gerrard urges England to deliver in South Africa
ReplyDeleteWell that's a surpirse - I expected him to sugest it may be for the best if they went out in the group stage .... you know, save us getting our fickle hopes up???
Hi guys, I'm away back to work tomorrow, away from the internet for the next three months. I've really enjoyed reading all your posts, it's been my favourite place to relax over the last 3 months, I look forward to returning for more of the same in September.
ReplyDeleteUp the (insert own team name here..........)
All the best,
Bantam.
Have a good three months - and up the Bantams!!!!! See you in Sept when England will be ............
ReplyDeleteJacks, I registered for the WC FFL using some forgery. I had to use some random UK addresses and Postal codes. As it said, the competition is only for residents of UK, Isles etc.
ReplyDeleteStay safe Bantam ;)
ReplyDeleteSS11 ... well I do live in England but I wasn't giving that thing my address ... as far as it knows 1 the Tardis is a real street location.
Hey guys. I'm back and I'm in. . . . er. . . I've not read the "house rules". Well, are there any house rules here? I guess not, because I'm not about to have my backside kicked for saying what i think.
ReplyDeleteMonk, there is only one rule ... Fuck the house rules. Welcome aboard mate ;)
ReplyDeleteThis comment has been referred to the Moderators. Explain
ReplyDeleteThanks mate. Well, the moderators thingy was just to scare you shitless that is. And at least this time I know i aind gon have to change my moniker every 2 days.......
ReplyDeleteFuck the house rules and fuck the Beeb, how nice that feel?
Oh, I've done that one a couple of times already .... I can even get them to link back to the house rules page on the BBC! lol.
ReplyDeleteGuys, I was at the Soccer City stadium in Johannesburg yesterday and that thing is huge, as in like FUCKING HUGE. The biggest problem is parking and traffic. There was like 75,000 fans to watch some cup final and the traffic authorities had their hands full, and coupled to that the Bulls were playing only a few hundred meters aways with their 39,357 fans!!! At the final whistle i thought yeah, at least i aint gon be at the opening game nor the final game. Imagine how the hell it's gon be when all them "dignitaries" . . . . .think Mugabe, Joe Bidden, Zuma et al . . . .attending. It's gonna be a fuckup of the biggest kind i tell ya. Well, if it can be pulled off, then that's gonna be a miracle............ watch this space
ReplyDeleteBantam, good luck, I just told you that on the other side! I'll be glad when Robbo gets settled in one fuckin' place!
ReplyDeleteI hope one of you emigrants wins the World Cup ffsl and they try to deliver the first prize 60" flat screen TV to your fictitious address in Buxton!
ha ha ha Trott. What can a man do. I've also signed up and i've used my old adress in Dartford!! I dunno if it still exists because the last time i heard some rich fat bastard was trying to buy the block for a hotel development of some sorts. But who gives a fuck. Let them deliver the 60" telly to a construction site i'd like to see there faces as they do that
ReplyDeleteMonk, that rich fat bastard will get fatter sitting in his hotel watching your tele, you should really field a weakened team!
ReplyDeleteNah!! I'm playing to win (just like Mourhino). Don't matter whether I'm in Mars or Argos. I'll win it by all means
ReplyDeleteRuthless!
ReplyDeleteThat's the spirit mate
ReplyDeleteCvilisation calling Middenmeer!
ReplyDeleteCivilisation calling Middenmeer!
Have you fixed your wi-fi yet, H?
ive heard the queen has contacted fergie to make peace and to show her good will shes giving her a trip to Paris, dinner at the Ritz, and a chauffeur-driven Mercedes.
ReplyDeleteThat's terrible Blog.
ReplyDeleteWhat a waste of a decent Mercedes. For that old tart they should get a beaten up ford escort.
My mate at GCHQ says MI5 are intrigued by the amount of people form across the world who are claiming to live in a Barbers shop in Buxton - its either an Al Qaeeda cell or a post modern group of mates tring to win a telly?
ReplyDeleteFergie - you are a fat ugly greedy slag - resign you bitch - oh hang on you cant - stand for election you cow - of she wasnt elected in the first place
And now she is sorry - hypocrit - sorry as ypu got caught - silver spoon in your gob and you're still a criminal!!!!
Capello - dont play rooney tomorrow - the pitch is dodgy - ffs
Evening chaps
Evening FBH. Have you got it all off your chest now. That was quite some rant.
ReplyDeleteHi Col -blame Jaks ma e 0 si suma as appened o me keyboard again!!! Arrrrg won le me ype some leers - rap!! e wa ae I done
ReplyDeletedon play rooney or any of e good players???
weird e >??? I an say wa keys won work as ey won work!!! :)
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ReplyDelete3 missing makes life diffiul
blimey half of yo is here and half of you is on the other robbo blog. quick swap over to the other one!
ReplyDeleteBloogggdyy for fucks sake make your mind up.
ReplyDeleteSorry, that was uncalled for.
ReplyDeleteSchizophrenics can't make their mind up can they.
Blogggdiddddy I have to say you shocked me yesterday.
ReplyDeleteI would never have guessed that you would have know who Fukyouama was.
It just goes to show that you shouldn't judge a blog by it's webpage.
i posted it on both simultaneously for a laugh, gaz. THATS how bored i am
ReplyDeleteCan we make our mind up were we are blogging 0- are we sill on beeb????
ReplyDeleteEverton have emerged as contenders for the signature of Manchester City's unsettled striker Craig Bellamy. Tottenham are also in the race for the Wales international.
ReplyDeleteFull story: News of the World
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Do you think he might end up playing for every club in the premier league before he retires?
Nigerian billionaire Aliko Dangote is planning to enter the race to buy the 16% stake in Arsenal put up for sale by the club's fourth largest investor, Lady Nina Bracewell-Smith.
ReplyDeleteFull story: Sunday Times
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Suppose he contacted them by email.
im not the illiterate halfwit you obviously take me for, gaz. i had a good education but it all started to seem like a lot of meaningless bullshit. i get the sense youre thinking soemthing similar at the moment
ReplyDeleteas for your comment at 22. 52 (numbers give me the number s back!) im in two minds about that one
I doubt he'll play at Arsenal Scholesy... but you never know.
ReplyDeleteG'day all.
Blog me ol' mate... everything is meaningless bullshit when you strip away the meaningless bullshit.
ReplyDeleteFBH I think it is our international duty to piss off the mods on the Beeb right up until the bitter end!
ReplyDeleteello bo, whats new? i cant see bellamy at the emirates ither hes too hard and not french enough
ReplyDeleteOr for us, Bo.
ReplyDeleteG'day!
bo im not as cynical as you, i think that if you look on the surface theres an almost visible varnish of very nearly meaningful bullshit
ReplyDeleteMost definitely not french enough blog... not sure if he is too hard though mate.. as soft as suit really... mind he might fit in at that.
ReplyDeleteG'day Scholesy... no I don't see him there at United either.
I have been on this little planet of ours for many years mate and can truthfully say I have yet to find any meaningful bullshit of any note.
ReplyDeletewhat the bloody hell is soft as suit?... shit I meant to type.
ReplyDelete... and I did type shit ... so no comebacks on that please.
ReplyDelete223. At 3:35pm on 21 May 2010, RedBlueArmy92 wrote:
ReplyDeletewtch yr slf blg mte... hve lk t ths crp.
Blame RBA!!!!
vwls r fr lsrs
ReplyDeleteomedy old
http://fourfourtwo.com/blogs/talentspotter/archive/2010/05/21/could-chamakh-be-the-final-piece-of-arsene-wenger-s-puzzle.aspx
ReplyDeleteThought you might like this bo
When you try to write without consonants it doesn't work. For example...
ReplyDeleteSVE RF
What?
ReplyDeleteWTF Was that.
It was meant to be....
AE AA
Is Arsene buying jigsaws to attract the kids now?
ReplyDeleteFollowingborohurts said...
ReplyDeletevwls r fr lsrs
omedy old
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haha.
LOOK CAN EVERYONE PLEASE GO OVER TO THE OTHER BLOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THERES A BIGGER GROUP OF YOU OVER THERE!!!!!!!!!!
I am not that impressed with him Scholesy... but he has to be better than either Eduardo or Bendtner mate.
ReplyDeleteThere will be a bigger group if we go blog.
ReplyDeleteAre you an aussie blog... according to someone who commented here a couple of weeks back, anyone that starts a sentence with "Look" is an aussie.
ReplyDeleteTHE DUKE OF WELLINGTON WAS originally known as the Duke of Y-Fronts but his inventive genius was put to good use with the sandwich and then the gumboot so posterity has preserved a more dignified name for our national hero
ReplyDeletethe Y-Front Bomber would have scared seven shades out of the germans though
post double for christmas
ReplyDeleteYeah but would the Y-Front bomber been any good at taking penalties?
ReplyDeleteI suppose it might take the pressure off Van Persie though. Sometimes, like Rooney, he seems to have to do all the battling rather than concentrating on finishing it all off.
ReplyDeleteStil as a freebie, he has got to offer more than Owen!!!
Blog - make your mind yup - im on here and the Beeb - and its getting late - Im tired - heeeeellllppppp
ReplyDeleteHave you been speaking to a Scouse granny SGP?
ReplyDeletefbh hehehehehea
ReplyDeleteStil as a freebie, he has got to offer more than Owen!!!
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and Berbatov mate
Berba is going nowhere.
ReplyDeleteMuch like the season just gone.
GazUtd said...
ReplyDeleteHave you been speaking to a Scouse granny SGP?
A Scouse granny - donT you jusT loVe THe smell of urine in THe morning???
You still think he has something to offer you Gaz?
ReplyDeleteI refuse to lower myslef and start talking about football.
ReplyDeleteha ha....i reckon even if rooney has the tournament of his life and scores the winning goal in the world cup final, he will still be remembered for shagging a granny!
ReplyDeleteDo you think all the other members of the Terry family are now thinking of just leaking their own stories to the press....just so they only get a proportion of the shit thats flying round.
OK I am off to my imaginary job... type to y'all later.
ReplyDeletesee ya bo. Enjoy yer time at the imaginary coal face mate.
ReplyDeleteif you say so, Bo dont "work" too hard!
ReplyDeleteGuinness is offically good for you.
ReplyDeleteWell if you're a cholesterol affected dog anyway
.........fucking stupid. it tastes like fucking shit. only cunts and paedophiles drink it.
ReplyDeleteUsually together in the cunt and paedophile section of the pub
ReplyDeleteRigHT THen you TWaTs - wHose fuked me keyboard?
ReplyDelete