Monday, 17 May 2010

The Blue Meanies

http://bit.ly/c9aKje

411 comments:

  1. erm robbo....what are you doing? Now you dont have your BBC graduate lackey helping you with the techie stuff, its all over the place.

    On the plus side, the amount of followers is building nicely. Ive got a feeling we are going to be under some Sky Sports type subscription sooner rather than later. Some bloody 18 month contract.

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  2. Funny, I just read the blog on the beeb and came over here to see it's up but delayed!

    As always, good stuff Robbo but more important than that, good luck to you in this new venue.

    When will the advertisers be jumping on board?

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  3. ha ha Blue Meanies is up twice! Chaos!

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  4. Blog, your JDR impersonation on RBA's blog was genius. Now....cross referencing blogs will be confusing but I just thought while you were here, well, ..... you know.

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  5. hello trott - this is a strange development isnt it? there's 2 of this blog here + one on the BBC. I think H2H and zoots are posting on the old Carra blog on here, but i cant tell because the date stamp is from teh original star trek series.

    adam, rba, gaz bo have their own blogs, me spits and fbh are tryign twitter out, in my case because there are hot birds over there and a couple are following me and i like the self-delusory sense of being stalked by hot chicks. we may be spreading ourselves a little thinly and its madness gone mad and officiated by mad jack mcmad.

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  6. with the robbo diaspora in disarray the chances of a conversation have been rated by the International Info Exchange Agency as officially zero

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  7. oh and trott, my jdr impersonation certainly wsant genius! i pointlessly reposted a genuine "jdr" and changed the object of the meanspiritedness from robbo to "rba". lent a certain authenticity tho i thort

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  8. the idea was genius and the adjustments appropriate, right down to the the non-adjusted out-of-date irrelevance of the match commentary!

    I'm sure we'll all settle back into Robbo's when he's finished moving his stapler, typewriter and parker pen set out of W12 8QT

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  9. Err Robbo,

    just because Chelsea won the double, you dont have to post your blog in their honour, twice.

    Need help with this techy stuff?

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  10. McNulty's a bastard. He goes on about how brilliantly Spurs has done according to his own opinion then then gives us a 'B'

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  11. Morning all by the way ...if you're on this blog and not the two others with the same title hehe

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  12. G'day all... what's happening?

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  13. Finally got rid of the word verificvation... Thanks Robbo.

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  14. Morning all.So is it this one we're on or the other blue meanie on here or the blue meanie on the beeb?

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  15. All of them I think although I guess the BBC one is a bit preferable as some people can't get on this one but then blog & star can't get on that one so we'll have to skip between the 2.

    DAVID VILLA was last weeks poll winner for who who will be the biggest star at the World Cup. Remember to vote for your favourite World Cup song at http://adampsb.blogspot.com/2010/05/world-cup-theme-songs.html

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  16. Anyone konw how to get "sensible" times showing on posts..... (presume its a setting somewher i missed)

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  17. Robbo, you got rid of the verification (so i am told i suppose i'll find out in a moment)... thats a good lad, now sort the time out unless of course you have this pacific time to kowtow to the bloddy yanks... sell out. Anyroad its in setting or summat i managed it mush, so i am sure you'll be fine man.

    http://aldershotwoes.blogspot.com

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  18. no verification....

    Niceeeeeeeeee

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  19. I got off me arse and wrote a few words in between cursing at my car again ...

    http://manic-writer.blogspot.com/2010/05/who-wants.html

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  20. Philip McNulty
    Writing a blog on the beeb that noone(Plymouth) will read,
    he won't succeed.
    Waits by the window
    looking at all the things the bloggers will write
    his is just sh1te
    All the lonely people,where do they all come from?
    All the lonely people,where do they all belong?
    Philip McNulty
    Hatches a plan that he hopes will come true
    Cobblers to you
    Kills off that Robbo.
    Takes out Chris Charles and now he stands alone.
    All of us moan.
    All the lonely people,where do they all come from?
    All the lonely people,where do they all belong?
    BBC Blogging
    Died in a church and was buried along with it's name.
    Nobody came.
    Philip McNulty,
    wiping the dirt from his hands as he walked from the grave,
    hopes he's been saved.
    All the lonely people,where do they all come from?
    All the lonely people,where do they all belong?

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  21. I'm not sure I like this new place. Can't we just keep commenting on the last Robbo Blog at the BBC with Robbo writing the odd incredibly long and suspiciously bloggish comment?

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  22. Good effort Jacks, Improvement on Yellow Submarine (The crime of Ringo's vocals inflicted on us)

    Swindon through to Wembley - HURRAH

    Now if Swindon, Blacpool and Crackshot FC get promoted I'll have guessed 1 result correctly

    http://adampsb.blogspot.com/2010/05/world-cup-theme-songs.html

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  23. btw Adam, you need to fix your blog blurb, there's an 'either' without an 'or'.

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  24. thanks indie have now fixed. Have you voted yet?

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  25. I did, I went with Three Lions because I don't associate Jerusalem with football that much and I don't really know any of the others. Though the best song would of course have been Glory Glory Tottenham Hotspur.

    Mind you, if King, Dawson, Huddlestone, Lennon, Crouch and Defoe all end up on the pitch at the same time Spurs will have an overall majority and it would become the world cup song by default.

    If not we could form a coalition with United and have the world cup song become "Fuck Off Chelsea, You're All Cunts and Noone(plymouth) Likes You"

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  26. hehe, Just flicked through MucNulty's blog ....people are either getting serially modded for disagreeing with him or newbies being made to wait EIGHT hours for the pre-mod brigade .... what a shower of shit.

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  27. I had a look over at the Dark Side as well Star. it made me feel dirty and used knowing I was looking at Robbo's murderer.

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  28. http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/robboandccblogs/
    sign up gents

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  29. shockingly,over at the McNugget blog my Beatles pastiche got binned.Bit of a shock....

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  30. Cheers Indie a coalition would be fine. Agreed Jerusalem isn't really a footie song but it was the nearest I could associate Pet Shop Boys to football (apart from various versions of Go West) and it kept Embrace off the list so no choice really.

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  31. How do - not sure how I put the same fucking blog twice lads. I am the Terminal 5 of the blogosphere.

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  32. Keep this one and delete the other one Robbo. Have you signed the petition to save you yet?

    http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/robboandccblogs/

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  33. robbo lad.Don't worry.It's all about getting to know the brave new world.The fact that you were as drunk as a lord has nothing to do with it...

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  34. Robbo.
    As you know,we're all meeting up again(I say all,5 of us really)at the P&G in Egglesclffe this bank holiday Sunday.Now,no wimping out for this one as I'm giving you advanced warning.August bank holiday Sunday.Keep it free.Will give you the details closer to the time.Don't miss out...

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  35. Jacks that's my wedding anniversary are you trying to get me beaten up by the missus?

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  36. Adam, fair enough. Jerusalem's a rousing enough tune to suit any large sport to be honest, whichever version it is.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYr4Fz14C6w
    ;-D

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  37. No.I'm just giving you enough time to think of a decent excuse.You've got 6 kids for goodness sake,she won't miss you...

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  38. It would appear that suggesting McNumpty slept his way to the position of chief sports write and sucks cock on a regular basis to stay in the job is banned on the FBBC.

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  39. But not in Robbo's brave new world.

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  40. ColchesterFC said...
    It would appear that suggesting McNumpty slept his way to the position of chief sports write and sucks cock on a regular basis to stay in the job is banned on the FBBC.
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    I thought you said you restrained yourself from posting that?

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  41. That was my second post Indie. It's been referred to the Mods but I don't hold out much hope of it seeing the light of day.

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  42. With comments like that no wonder Mike can't access it from work

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  43. Erm is it still around 9 in the morning?

    Damn. I could swear I was there and just got back. :(

    Ah well.

    Catch up later.

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  44. Will be sad to see Cesc Fabregas leave.

    Not only coz he's a gunner but the league is a lesser place without the likes of him.

    He is 23? The world is his to conquer.

    Good luck Cesc.

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  45. As a Spurs fan Spit you should be glad to see Cesc go to Barca.

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  46. 349. At 4:20pm on 18 May 2010, ColchesterFC wrote:

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    Don't you know that's discriminatory to custard Colch ... there'll be tins of Ambrosia toting guns and coming after you for comparing them to McCunty like that ;)

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  47. Just testing - I think this is the live one - testing 1 2 1 2 - beeeeppppppp

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  48. good one fbh.

    The whole joke goes summat like this.

    Two rookies, save Dave and Nick are on a training patrol through the deep Ammazon. Its night and its well scary. They both have to go and how. But, bein the wee mumsy lads they are, dont dare to take a few steps in the bush on their own. Dave whispers in Nicks ears if he would join him in the bush, ya know, to 'sit' close by as he goes.

    So they do.

    after a couple of minutes, Nick asks Dave, "are you scared Dave?"
    "No", says Dave.
    Nick say," Then stop bluddy wiping me arse you punk."

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  49. blogdignag said...
    ha ha Blue Meanies is up twice! Chaos!

    It bllody well confused me!!! Hey Robbo used the F word - cool!!!

    There is only one rule - there are no rules!!!

    Jack - I gave robbo notice about Pot & Galss the other day - told him if he doesnt turn up he is a mackem.

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  50. Ive been sittiing on the carra blog all flipping day!!!! Which miserable sod didnt post "new blog up" - come on lads - its a team game!!!! (losers)

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  51. Nice one spit - Im looking forward to the post "honeymoon" period - they will hate each other - and govts cant function with tow people at the top who dislike each otehr intensely - it takes a close relationship such as Brown and Blair - oh hang on... or

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  52. Cheers Spit - thats the Spirit!!!! :)

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  53. chucklebrother2 has just kicked the shit out of mcnumpty - a petition called "sack mcnumpty"

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  54. i.e. at 371 of the beeb version of teh blog

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  55. Now all the way upto August 31st 2010, I will be praying for Cesc to stay at Arsenal.

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  56. The Irish must be getting really excited, it's less than a month 'till the start of the World Cu..

    Oh..

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  57. The Arsenal players and fans are worrying what it would be like to lose their captain Cesc Fabregas to Barcelona. The responibilities of being a captain could be too much for any of the other Arsenal players.

    Long sleeves or short sleeves for a game?!

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  58. Starfire said...
    349. At 4:20pm on 18 May 2010, ColchesterFC wrote:

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    Don't you know that's discriminatory to custard Colch ... there'll be tins of Ambrosia toting guns and coming after you for comparing them to McCunty like that ;)
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    What's really strange is that on McNumpty's blog it got pulled without being published due to Phil little pets that they call the Mods, yet when I copied and pasted it word for word into Robbo's blog it's been allowed to stay.

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  59. I noticed that the local convent has no security around the building, so I helped myself.

    No 'fence.

    Nun taken.

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  60. You lads are wordsmiths extaordinaire (is that french?)

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  61. No FBH,

    french is when the tongue is involved.

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  62. Height of moderation on McNutty's blog. I had just written 1 liner saying - For your effort Phil, I give you a F-.

    Even this post has been removed. Unbelievable. Relly.

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  63. Things get even stranger over there Colch ... even JDR's been modded.

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  64. There is a lass from Mbro on Millionaire - Lauren - she's fit = Come on Lauren

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  65. Mind looking through the comments on McNumpty's disgrace of a blog it reminds me of the blog Robbo did just after Terry got nailed for sleeping around and how the place looked like a battle ground because we collectively got about half of the 1500 odd comments moderated for one reason or other.

    Happy memories eh?

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  66. Wasn't that blog the start of your demise Star?

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  67. Offical petition now open:

    http://www.thepetitionsite.com/1/stop-the-bbc-silencing-robbo-robson

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  68. Ah my glorious 67 innings Colch, I remember it well.

    Nah, what pissed me off was other people have gone nuts, got eliminated, come back again and left alone.

    With me it didn't matter what I did the fuckers would do me in, especially since I challenged them to prove I had been banned from 606 as I'd never had an e-mail from them telling me so.

    Oh well, those cunts will be joining the dole queue soon.

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  69. I've heard a rumour that Robbo is in secret talks with the soon-to-be unemployed FBBC Mods with a view to inviting them over to his new blog to keep order here.

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  70. Welcome aboard Whitley ... Petition signed in an somewhat comical manner.

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  71. Good man WBWTVA.

    Get the word out lads.

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  72. now, what time is it exactly?? 12:38??

    it's like moving into a new home, a bit strange at first until familiarity breeds the best kind of contempt...

    I see Lineker has quit as Mail writer cos of the furore..as if that gives him a moral high-ground.
    OI jug-lugs, why write for them in the first place...twat (mmm, swearing)

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  73. Lineker - yeah he must be in the same situation as that Mark Knopfler fella - you know - like in Dire Straits??

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  74. I suppose he's used to time on the right wing...

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  75. fbh - ahhh, you meant 'money for nothing'

    sorry, took tooo long to work that out...had more than half a pint and it's taken its toll

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  76. 59 - yours is better than mine mate

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  77. So who's not signed up to the WBWTVA's petition already?

    Well, get going.

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  78. What's the difference between a vagina and the Army?

    A discharge from the Army is a good thing.

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  79. Everyone on here should have their name on the petition.

    Get it signed now and lets see some accountability from the BBC. I refuse to being fed a diet that they choose is too dangerous a lifestyle when they think it has too much 'fat' in it.

    1,000+ comments a week and they feel it should go?

    Their boxing section is a disgrace. Robbos Blog on the BBC has more content in one blog article than the whole of the boxing section.

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  80. ok ok, so which technophile (or child) is going to tell me how to make my pic show up when i post a message...please?

    ...and how long until the WC starts, i even toyed with watching cricket the other day

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  81. oh pic showed up...how did i do THAT?!?!?!

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  82. ...and why am i talking to myself.?

    speaking of which, i had a dream the other night that I wrote Lord of the Rings...turned out i was just Tolkien in my sleep...

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  83. milwall r beating Huddersfield 2 0 in PO semis

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  84. milwall r beating Huddersfield ....
    :_________________

    disgraceful. Whatever happened to rooting out violence from sports?

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  85. 59th_street said...
    speaking of which, i had a dream the other night that I wrote Lord of the Rings...turned out i was just Tolkien in my sleep...
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    You should stay away from Tolkien. It's Hobbit forming

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  86. sorry colch? you'll have to speak up...

    i'm Gandeaf
    (one for the northerners)

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  87. ballbag baggins is the new Shires Shagger of the Year

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  88. i was going to sya f me 4 robbo bloggers on the same blog at the same time! when did that last happen?

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  89. ...but then i reaslised youd all gone

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  90. Evening chaps. Completely off me face on coffee!!!!!!!!

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  91. Rod - interesting greeting 'evening chaps'...
    made me think, are there any regular female bloggers??
    or has all the testosterone scared them all away?

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  92. AAAARGH! dont creep up on me like that spits

    rod - aw gawd guvnr leave it aht! ahm orf to the rub a dub dub for a knees up rahn the old joanna see if ah can score some salvador dali

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  93. 59th_street said...
    Rod - interesting greeting 'evening chaps'...
    made me think, are there any regular female bloggers??
    or has all the testosterone scared them all away?

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    no

    and yes

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  94. Why are there so many fucking ways to create windows in Java. WHY??? I've an exam for tomorrow and I seriously hope theres nothing on Gridbags or GridLayouts cuz I couldnt be fooked learning the million ways you can use them also.

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  95. Evening Rod. Thought you were laying off the coffee and injecting heroine instead.

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  96. nearpostheader is a girl but youve seen them footballing females. welders with pony tails.

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  97. thanks blog, succinct as ever.

    Rod - Gridbags?? you mean the green faced witch? she was scaryyyyyyyyyy

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  98. rod dont worry about the exam mate. youre going to fail anyway

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  99. I wonder if Jesus ever said “The Kingdom of Heaven is within you” when He got laid. Cause I totally would have.

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  100. blogdignag said...

    AAAARGH! dont creep up on me like that spits

    rod - aw gawd guvnr leave it aht! ahm orf to the rub a dub dub for a knees up rahn the old joanna see if ah can score some salvador dali

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    fuck me pink, I'm having enough trouble deciphering Java code let alone this haha!! Let me get this straight, you're goin to the pub??

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  101. import javax.swing.*;
    import java.awt.*;
    import java.awt.event.*;
    import java.awt.Graphics;
    import java.awt.Graphics2D;
    import java.awt.Rectangle;
    import javax.swing.JPanel;
    import javax.swing.JComponent;
    import java.awt.geom.Arc2D;
    import java.awt.geom.Ellipse2D;

    public class swingRevision
    {
    public static void main(String[] args)
    {
    JFrame frame = new JFrame("Shitty Revision");
    frame.setVisible(true);
    frame.setSize(500,200);
    frame.setDefaultCloseOperation(JFrame.EXIT_ON_CLOSE);

    JPanel panel = new JPanel();
    Icon init = new ImageIcon("init.jpg");
    JLabel label = new JLabel();
    label.setIcon(init);
    JButton button = new JButton("Shitty Button");
    frame.add(panel);
    panel.add(label);
    panel.add(button);

    JMenuBar menuBar = new JMenuBar();
    frame.setJMenuBar(menuBar);
    JMenu file = new JMenu("File");
    menuBar.add(file);
    JMenuItem exit = new JMenuItem("Exit");
    file.add(exit);
    JMenu help = new JMenu("Help");
    menuBar.add(help);
    JMenuItem rope = new JMenuItem("Rope");
    help.add(rope);
    JMenuItem gun = new JMenuItem("Gun");
    help.add(gun);
    JMenuItem knive = new JMenuItem("Knive");
    help.add(knive);


    class ButtonPressed implements ActionListener
    {
    public void actionPerformed(ActionEvent e)
    {
    JFrame frame2 = new JFrame("Button Pressed");
    frame2.setVisible(true);
    frame2.setSize(100,100);
    JLabel label2 = new JLabel("Big Deal");
    label2.setVisible(true);
    frame2.add(label2);

    }
    }

    class Knive implements ActionListener
    {
    public void actionPerformed(ActionEvent e)
    {
    JFrame frame3 = new JFrame("KNIVE");
    frame3.setVisible(true);
    frame3.setSize(100,100);
    JLabel label3 = new JLabel("Slit your wrists!!");
    label3.setVisible(true);
    frame3.add(label3);

    }
    }

    class Gun implements ActionListener
    {
    public void actionPerformed(ActionEvent e)
    {
    JFrame frame4 = new JFrame("GUN");
    frame4.setVisible(true);
    frame4.setSize(100,100);
    JLabel label4 = new JLabel("Shoot yourself!!");
    label4.setVisible(true);
    frame4.add(label4);

    }
    }

    class Rope implements ActionListener
    {
    public void actionPerformed(ActionEvent e)
    {
    JFrame frame5 = new JFrame("ROPE");
    frame5.setVisible(true);
    frame5.setSize(100,100);
    JLabel label5 = new JLabel("Hang yourself!!");
    label5.setVisible(true);
    frame5.add(label5);

    }
    }

    class ExitAction implements ActionListener
    {
    public void actionPerformed(ActionEvent e)
    {
    System.exit(0);
    }
    }
    button.addActionListener(new ButtonPressed());
    exit.addActionListener(new ExitAction());
    knive.addActionListener(new Knive());
    gun.addActionListener(new Gun());
    rope.addActionListener(new Rope());
    }
    }

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  102. Guess what all that soddin code does.....

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  103. Rod - i think you missed out candlestick, in the billiard room...

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  104. rod - the scene where dick van dyke goes out n the piss with some chorus girls and snorts coke off their nipples didnt make the final cut of mary poppins

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  105. does it give ya a soapy tit wank?

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  106. does it hack into no 11 downing street and change George the Posh Pipsqueak's Budget statement to cut tax on beer to zero? if not i dont care

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  107. I hope our bid for the 2018 world cup is successful.
    I've always wondered what it would be like to have people coming over here from all over the world.

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  108. shit - I missed my cue - and then panicked that I posted it on the BBC - twats (thats the beeb not you bunch of surreal mates :)

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  109. Hey Imn watching 51st State with a yank in a kilt and some london type in a scouse accent - any good?

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  110. How many fuckin' petitions are there?

    ('ello lads)

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  111. does it show what is really in the mirror in Mr.Benn...?

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  112. Mrs Triesman : our long lost son, Football, is coming home again

    Mr Triesman : *punch* fook off you spongeing little twat

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  113. and good on ya Gary Lineker. I dare say you'd be welcome on Robbo's blog.

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  114. trott ive started a new petition "Cut the down the number of Save Robbo Petitions to single Figures I'm Confused"

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  115. Does the code suggest the best way for McNugget to top himself?

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  116. blog, good, I'm starting a petition in support of your petition to reduce the number of petitions.

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  117. Does the code suggest that there aren't really 50 ways to leave your lover..?

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  118. Very little, if you save it as a notepad file and run it through command prompt it should work but its not worth it to be honest. Its just an example of the amount of code needed to do fuck all.

    Blog, I'm not sure someone as professional as Doctor Slong from Diagnosis Murder would snort coke from someones nipples. Its just too inefficient, a flat surface would be much more economical plus moisture on the skin may cause the coke to become gloopy and bypass the nasal cavity all together...

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  119. I sign any petition put in front of me - saves arguing - one day I joined the BNP, lobbied to keep open the local Black Lesbian Single Mothers Collective and agreed I was paying too much for my car insurance.

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  120. HEADL:INE : Linekar sees the light. Big ears in Epiphany on Air

    Gary Lineker: Now lets go over live to the Emirates stadium with our commentators John Motson and that Mark Lawrenson
    John Motson: Thanks Gary, the crowd are really fired up for this one today
    Mark Lawrenson Yes Motty I think its gunner be a good one...ha ha ha
    Linekar : Can I say somethign Lawro?
    Mark Lawrenson : Go on Gary
    Linekar. Youre a ffucking twat you are, Walkers crisps are fucking shite and the Daily Mail is a newspaper written by cunts for cunts
    Motty : Thanks Gary, and the news from here is Fanregas has been sold to Juventus and the rest of the squad have been sold to Fray Bentos....

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  121. Blog - did that really happen??? SUrpirsed I didnt see it in the news - then again ...

    Hey you know that feeling you get just after sex????? Me neither. Im usually asleep.

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  122. Every time I F5 I see Robbo's face - comments anyone????

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  123. hey spits how come all your posts are 140 characters or less these days?

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  124. FBH, which face do you see and which name do you see when you blow your load???

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  125. FBH, re your 'Robbo's face' comment. I see it too, it might be a bit much. It'd be better if he changed the picture to a "girl of the week" feature or sumat. A local Middlesbrough lass perhaps. One a week until he's run out of good looking ones by about the time of the World Cup and then go further afield in search of talent that will make pressing f5 a pleasure.

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  126. which name do you call I meant to say. Coffee bad. Cofee bad. Coffee bad. Oh more coffee happy days....

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  127. I've started my own petition online at........

    www.ifyouthinkphilmcnultyisacuntsignhere.com

    So far I've only got 2 signatures. From his wife and his mother.

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  128. On McNumpty
    221. At 6:18pm on 18 May 2010, JoeDavisRoach wrote:
    This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the House Rules.

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  129. Actually, fuck this. I'm going to make some soup and head to me pit. I'll get up early and do work. My head has become too heavy with knowledge. I can always repeat it in the summer. Chat to youse later....

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  130. Followingborohurts said...
    Every time I F5 I see Robbo's face - comments anyone????

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    Insubordinate. Insolent. A trickster. Perhaps with criminal tendencies. its some kind of brain washing like in the Ipcress Files.

    Now listen to me Palmer. Now listen to me. You will start an online petition.

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  131. Rod - i Lolled and Trott - 1 a week - hmm lets just put a pic of a parmo on it - less in child support - Colch I liked that ( am I getting a bit soft - ohh err - Im begining to feel soory for McN???)

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  132. rod before you go to bed cheer yourself up with konnolsky on twitter :

    And so we go Nina film, Death in a Potato, a black comedy about 19th Century Irish famine, but transposed (clumsily) to the Transcaucasus

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  133. Robbo - what's Phil Mcnumt really like - is he really a nice bloke sadly misunderstood or ....

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  134. ffs - robbo has 800plus followers - and one of them is Cheryl Cole - jammy bastard

    Hey blog - that Sheena looks fit eh

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  135. fbh - aye. twitter has women. robbos ugly mug scares them off of here. that and the hundreds of offensive posts.

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  136. but fbh, that cheryl cole is one of those psuedocelebs : "Unofficial fan page for Cheryl Tweedy, featuring all the latest news on her. I'm Laurence btw, 20, studying English Lit at Reading Uni. "

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  137. Blog - english lit at Reading (place) or Reading (activity) - I once went to a Reading festival - it was all music. Mind you I did see Nirvanna!!!

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  138. FBH

    Sadly I have to report that young McNulty is a perfectly top bloke. Don't let me stop you, mind

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  139. Cheers Big Robbo - ps Ive linked this on an Evening Gazetter boro fans thingy like

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  140. Ey up Louis Walsh says Cheryl is as botoxed as the rest of them. WE can't have fake lasses held up as national treausres. Meanwhile Colch has signed up on Twitter. Deepest darkest Essex is way more technological than moi

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  141. FBH - Evening Gazette - top rag! ta, son!

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  142. bloody hell, be full of Boro fans tomorrow, I'd best link it to the Lancashire Evening Telegraph.

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  143. The Tees Mouth said...
    FBH

    Sadly I have to report that young McNulty is a perfectly top bloke.
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    We weren't asking about "young McNulty" Robbo. I'm sure his son is a perfectly fine individual. We want to know about that old twat with the smug grin who spouts drivel adn calls himself @chief sports writer'.

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  144. The Tees Mouth said...
    Meanwhile Colch has signed up on Twitter. Deepest darkest Essex is way more technological than moi
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    Only because FBH said there were fit birds over there. That's the one thing missing from this page Robbo. I still don't know how Twitter works.

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  145. Robbo - what ya on about - ive looked at your twitter and you have hundreds of followers - and some of them are lasses - how do you do it "big" man????

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  146. I've signed up for twitter and got my first follower already. Some girl called Michelle who I've never heard of.

    Just goes to prove FBH's point earlier that some people will sign up for anything.

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  147. Colch, it's just been announced that Titter and Face Book are merging, the new company will be called Tit Face.

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  148. FBH, you're stuck on Californication time. It's a hypnotic clock Robbos has ticking away there!

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  149. when are you back in the mother country, trott?

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  150. blimey blog, you on nights? Back on 29th June. Two weeks of World Cup action, up and down the M6/M1. I always need a holiday when I get back here.

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  151. Looks like Fergie doesnt have cash to sign new players.

    Now why dont I believe him?

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  152. Fergie's either talking utter bollocks (likely as we know he wants to get rid of useless pillocks like Berba and get some grafters in)

    Or, IOU are actually broke.


    Oh, mornin' all.

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  153. So it's the battle of the worst behaved fans in the league for the League One play off final then.

    It'll be a good day to get away with petty crime in London as their ENTIRE police force will be at Wembley to sort this lot out.


    Milwalls fucking animals vs Swin(e)don's mob-o-bastards.


    No need to tell them there's only way to sort that one out ....

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  154. Morning Star.Now I really am confused(not tricky,I know)which petition is official?Which is the bootleg?Whiches of Eastwick?

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  155. Star,

    or, there wont be any trouble in London while all of them are at Wembley?

    Just a thought.

    Maybe should think about flattening it with an airstrike?

    Cant do much harm to the playing surface either.

    All that nitrates, sulphates, metals ... . .

    I should get to work.

    Laterz.

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  156. Colch,what's your twitter address?

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  157. Ah well, all the more for me to steal Spit ..... Shit, I said that out loud didn't I?


    Mind, the lawn in my garden's better than that excuse of a pitch at Wembley ... a bit on the small side though.

    Do you guys think Lampard and co will be cool with taking free kicks from the flower beds? I'm sure the buggers could curl the ball to miss the tree in the lawn without too much of a problem.

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  158. Star,you could always arrange some tackling practise.Save you having to do any double digging in the flower beds...

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  159. Clocks been changed, I hope!


    " Man Utd ready to swap Anderson for Benfica's Angel di Maria, plus other rumours "

    Jeez, I'd swap him for a biscuit.

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  160. so you'd risk it for a biscuit Robbo?

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  161. As long as it's not a chocolate biscuit.

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  162. G'day Bo.
    I see you still haven't had a shave....

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  163. G'day Jack... have all my bills come in this week... car rego, power, water, telephone, internet and car insurance... no money left for razor blades mate.

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  164. There's a 10 in the morning now?

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  165. Fair enough Bo.I imagine your imaginary job earns you enough of an imaginary sun drenched dollar to pay these imaginary bills...

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  166. The timestamp makes little difference to me... mind you I know where I am with British time rather than American time.

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  167. You would imagine that to be so wouldn't you Jack.. be nice to imagine them not there though.

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  168. How many posts has Robbo got left at the beeb?

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  169. It would Bo.I'm sure the imaginary bailiffs would be most understanding...

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  170. BojanglesOfOz said...

    How many posts has Robbo got left at the beeb?
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    I think he said the last one would be after the Champions League final Bo.

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  171. They should have a warning on the BBC site this morning... that picture of fergie will scare any kids that happen upon it... gave me a start when the page opened up I can tell ya.

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  172. Cheers Jack... is he throwing a party?

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  173. Jack, are those littluns your daughters?

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  174. They are Bo.Kathryn is on the left,Elizabeth is on the right.

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  175. Very pretty little things Jack... must take after their mother:).. do you or mrs Jack (or both) have the red hair?

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  176. Chants of the season up lads.

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  177. Have to leave guys, catch up later.

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  178. Mrs Jack has red hair.And I'm now off to have lunch with them at school.It's something they do every year so I'm looking forward to that.
    See you tomorrow.

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  179. Easy people... i'm never sure where to start talking shite these days... here i suppose??? Ah well i am sure the kinks will be ironed out soon enough... i oozed more cack out of my thinktub and out together this pile of former crement...

    http://aldershotwoes.blogspot.com/2010/05/bitching-about-shit.html

    i wouldn't bother...

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  181. Ahoy Robbo,

    Good to see that you are still alive and well.

    How can they get rid of someone who was pulling-in 1000+ comments? Madness.

    I've started to follow you on blogger now - keep up the good work!

    http://www.thedirtytackle.blogspot.com

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  182. Chelsea still in £726m debt...

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2010/may/19/roman-abramovich-chelsea-loan-debt

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  183. So Chelsea are equally as fucked as United then if Roman calls in his loans.

    YES!

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  184. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/europe/8691888.stm

    Are Barca just out to form Spain's first XI? (Messi aside that is)

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  185. Glazers interest rate rises and take £70m out of Man Utd to pay off their own debt...

    http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/football/premier_league/manchester_united/article7130227.ece

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  186. hehe, i like how big clubs are all kind of boned... but then again so are little clubs, and medium clubs too...

    damn it were all fucked!

    Cricket anyone???

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  187. Hey Robbo is a leader that listens. No more verification. Time corrected. He is a democrat!!!

    Bit weak if you ask me - should have been more like Stalin and just have us all shot for moaning.

    Weakness. Weakness. Rise up Trotsky. Rise up!!!

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  188. They sound really fucked reading that SF

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  189. Neil Lennon on Twitter

    Lennon1888 DOORMAT WATCH: Day 6. Copy of The Daily Record says the Job is mine. Or Levine's. Or Ried's. Glad that's cleared up, then!

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  190. Followingborohurts said...
    Hey Robbo is a leader that listens. No more verification. Time corrected. He is a democrat!!!

    Bit weak if you ask me - should have been more like Stalin and just have us all shot for moaning.

    Weakness. Weakness. Rise up Trotsky. Rise up!!!
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    All that got him was an Ice Axe through the head. Should have kept his mouth shut

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  191. Adam - and thats why I am not a leader of men - Ice Axes :)

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  192. At 1 minute to 3 on a saturday afternoon in the pub watching the footy I love to shout out "It's gunna kick off in a minute"

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  193. mornin' Lads.

    Jacks poor kids, they only get school lunch once a year? Is this due to government cut backs?

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