Robbo this is one of your best ever. I love the.minimalism, Beckett, the only Nobel prize winner for literature to appear in wisden would approve
I think your message is ... robbo is here, reassuring like, a voice from the clouds, a sporting godly perhaps and will it go up, biro maybe (no it wont) or the resurrection of godots son, crucified, like hodgson at fulham....._MICHAEL JACKSONS BLACK OR WHITE ARMY! .
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Holy shit their security is tough
Oh you ll need my password.
It's "password"
All monies to a good cause, I'm planning to clone Jedward so there's three if them - jedwardary
I have now recieved 3 emails from the so called help desk and have been asked to fill in the same form 3 times, yet they say that they're not sure if I'm me.
Whoever stole my old account, good luck to you. I hope you win a dream holiday in a competition that you didn't even enter, allowing you to mix it up with the jet set and get to swim with porn stars in a beautiful lagoon.........
where an organism shall swim up your urine canal and lay eggs in your undersized penis.
Wow. It's over. Must feel like it did after the Bay of Pigs - sudden build up of tension between east and west, lots of envoys doing work behind the scenes to avert disaster, lots of distrust from both sides, and a small subplot played out on a neutral blog - albeit one with a strong Pet Shop Boy bias.
It was chaos Noel, our brave lads were forced to the far reaches of the interwebby, taken on a trip to East European sites, a dead man walking, the Beeb and indeed a PSB orientated one. Casualties on both sides (I lost my original account, damn it) but luckily, truth, justice and the comic book hero way prevailed.
I wonder what will happen on the next Friday the 13th?
Maria Skłodowska-Curie. Fryderyk Chopin. Krzysztof Meyer. Sir John Gielgud. Roman Polanski. Konstantin Rokossovsky. Karol Józef Wojtyla (Pope John Paul II). Joanna Krupa. Wayne Gretzky. Miroslav Klose. Caroline Wozniacki. Jerzy Dudek. Your boys took one hell of a beating!
They say adversity brings us closer together. That was proven true with the problems on here recently. Two favourite bloggers kissed and made up which was great news. Now all that's needed is GazUtd to return so I can bury the hatchet.
Please explain to me how you managed to contact Bloggers helpdesk, H2... I have been shunted around until I don't know my arsehole from my elbow. At the moment I have grey matter seeping out of my ears... I can't afford to l;ose any of that stuff, believe me.
The euphoria of having reached this page is causing me to post one lot of drivel after another, I should turn off blogger but I'm not sure if I'll be able to find my way back.
Controversial Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli has vowed to change his ways to justify the faith placed in him by boss Roberto Mancini. =========================================================
Yeah, right. There's more chance of Wenger buying a couple of experinced players next season than Balotelli changing his ways
I blame Facebook. I reckon having been busted for hiring a PR lot to slander Google for fear of them setting up a rival social networking site they've employed a bunch of hackers to cripple everything here.
Robbo - top webcast number 6-ish, v v funny. Glad to hear boro are doing si well (farnboro that is) .... I still want some of whatever Andy smart is on
RobboRobinson aka Polish dad....still the best -only, as far as I know - absurdist football comedy blog on the web
Blog are you happy Micky is back. I knkw its only been a short time and thats probably the difference, but we took Ronnie Moore back(I wasnt happy at the time)and after being favourites, finished only 2nd(9th) in our Blogs medocrity championship table behind Gills,but in front of Vale and Shots
Robbo - top webcast number 6-ish, v v funny. Glad to hear boro are doing si well (farnboro that is) .... I still want some of whatever Andy smart is on ______________________________________
Presumably he's on a bloody good retainer to laugh at everything.
Imagine the Smartmeister given some nitrous oxide by the dentist?
Tony,how was the fish market last night?If it was poor feel free to carp on about it.
RobboRobinson aka Polish dad....still the best -only, as far as I know - absurdist football comedy blog on the web ______________________________________-
Bo/H2 I read somewhere that the problems on Blogger were due to a maintenance update that went badly wrong, they had to roll it back and restore an older more stable version, our personally inadequate polish hasn't-got-a-dad pal just picked the blog up opportunistically and then behaved as his autism dictated.
As you say Bo the good thing is jacks back with his unique trichological world view
Porto striker Hulk has insisted he is open to making a move to the Premier League with Tottenham, Newcastle and Liverpool all interested in signing him. But the Brazilian has said he will only come to a club challenging for the title. ------------------------------------------ So he won't be going to Tottenham, Newcastle or Liverpool then.
As you imply what worries me that like Lots wife leaving somdom, (or was it the other one er sheffield) or Morpheus escaping the underworld (sheffield, again) it might not be possible to look back in football management
I don't know, kenny has managed it hasn't he, but that was after 20years ..time for everyone to forgive him for leaving (can't be bothered to check why he did leave) and time for the legend to grow.
After 20 weeks i think a lot of us maybe the players too are still thinking, well you dropped us right in the shit last time Micky
Confidence is a soap bubble ain't it, let's hope he keeps his intact.
Jacks my mum lives just over the hill in Ford green road ... do you know that warren of coronation street back to backs with fantastic names like Saturn rd, Jupiter street, Andromeda street, like the builders were thinking, how the fuck do we make this seem less shit than it really is. fantastic place to grow up, but poor preparation for a life in international diplomacy or high finance
"return our porn collection or there will be coordinated bombing attacks on stringfellows, all spearmint rhino establishments in the uk and west ham football club"
Now they've found his wives collection of dido, they're shaped like......someone will seek me out and shoot me if I complete that blasphemous little joke
Need to win to get back on top of table. Our last two matches have not been so good. Bowled out for less than 100 in a T20 match. A bit of Arsenal-like performance that was!
SS... all Apple computers are good. I have a Mac desktop at home and prefer it to my PC... just don't like the mousepad on the laptop but that goes for all laptops IBM compats included
Great article in the daily mail (spit) which credits pulls with single handedly regenerating and modernizing stoke and grinding the bnp into the political dust where they belong
My favourite bit it this though ....
... One of Stoke-on-Trent's six towns has not been gripped by FA Cup fever this week. In Burslem - home of League Two Port Vale - they have their own problems. Recently, fans carried a coffin through the streets to a home game to protest at the manner in which their club is run. At Burslem's Duke William pub this week they were advertising a 'Pie and Real Ale' festival. At the nearby Red Lion there will be a Northern Soul night. No sign of the football, though. 'We will have it on in here,' smiled a barman in the Saggar Makers, opposite the fantastic little town hall. 'The manager is a Man City fan.
Cheers Jack. I can recall, vaguely, that Mosely (Oswald I think) was the head of some anti racist group back in the 50's. Just wondered if it was the same crowd.
There was a NAtional Front over here for a while, headed by some guy called van Tongeran. They incarcerated him for a few years and when they let him out he had quietened down... his aborigine cell mates must have had a word or two in his shell like.
Jack's off barbering, Blog's looking after fires, SS is enjoying his official weekend and Tone is off buying new summer sheets, which leaves this sad bastard looking after Robbo's.
I got to the "help" desk via my dashboard after failing to sign in. It didn't "help" one bit, unless "help" in google language = "annoy the fuck out of", in which case it was excellent.
As previously mentioned I just signed up for a new account, same name, different email address.
blogdignag said... Jacks my mum lives just over the hill in Ford green road ... do you know that warren of coronation street back to backs with fantastic names like Saturn rd, Jupiter street, Andromeda street, like the builders were thinking, how the fuck do we make this seem less shit than it really is. fantastic place to grow up, but poor preparation for a life in international diplomacy or high finance
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I feel sorry for the poor basterds that live on Uranus Way.
Blackpool captain Charlie Adam has admitted his side's Premier League future is still in the balance going into the last two games of the season. Full story: talkSPORT
----- And this years award for stating the bloody obvious goes to .........
1425: I love Ian Holloway. He's bringing on Brett Ormerod and James Beattie for Blackpool, two strikers, for Jason Puncheon and Gary Taylor-Fletcher, with his side leading 4-3 and desperately needing all three points. That's why the Premier League needs him. -- That's also probably why he won't be there next year.
Well, that's the PL sewn up, tomorrow I'll turn my attention to the Ere Divisie, which reaches it's pretty tense climax, with the last round of games kicking off at 14:30.
As it stands;
Team P PTS 1 FC Twente 33 71 2 Ajax 33 70
Final game is Ajax v Twente, which was also the cup final last week (Twente won 3-2 AET)
Ajax is not so far away from here, so there's a few fans here in the village so I'll be opening up early for them. Should be exciting.
Not looking good for Stoke at half time. They've been outplayed in the first half and arguably their best player (Pennant) may not be taking any further part in the game.
well tests 2mins of my life ill never get back...come on al Quaeda do one good thing...blow all eurovision acts past present and future back to lala land...someone will have to explain to me what that spangly pile of glittering subhuman excrement is all about. No don't bother.
I know were supposed to be happy smiley camp ironic about it but I'd like to see them all tied to a glitterball and slowly tortured to death by Nigel farage
the discovery of the ancient remains of 100 young men and women of the chachapoya tribe clubbed to death with star shaped maces high in the Andes suggests the existence of an early form of eurovision
Dammit..a piss poor day for anything with a dislike for the manchester clubs. Well done to both team i guess, seeing as how the rest of you lot cant stop congratulating them.
mostly not redundant said... Year Zero at Eastlands then. Be carefull what you wish for, it didn't cheer up too many people in Cambodia when it happened ----------------------------------
Bye bye West Ham. Got nothing against the team per se, but the wankers who are running them deserve it after the shit they've been pulling to undermine Grant all season.
An odd question to ask Colch. Cambodia have never won the FA cup.
I am talking about the 'Year 0' banners that Man City supporters hung out in retaliation to the Old Trafford Banner that states how long since there was a cup at Eastlands.
Which is what the Khymer rouge called their revolution and decimated their populaton ....................I doubt that was what meant...but I was still propped up by cocktails from the previous nights Eurov.......................
You see, that's why I come to Robbo's blog. In between all the drivel you can occasionally learn something. Whether it's about blog's nan being the inventor of the helicopter or Cambodian history there's always someone here to teach you. And we even sometimes get a picture of boobs in the blog which is a bonus.
I'm glad I made the decision to go to bed early and not watch the gunners last night. Just need the season to end now. Next season it will improve... that's what I keep telling myself anyway.
The only good thing about the hammers going down is that Grant has finally been given the arse... Whoever they bring in to replace him can only be an improvement.
I had a five pund freaky twin accumulater on the Da silvas to win prem, chuckle brothers to win celebrity coach trip (both came up) but jedward you useless pair of pillicks you let me down in eurovision
I have Bent to come off the bench for Luiz and give me 13 points. 50 points for the week and holding off NYC tynehoven to allow Ngog to build up on his lead and win the H2H league.
Di Matteo went on the back of a run of results that coincided with West Brom having most of their defenders out injured. I reckon he could have kept them up.
Phew that was some weekend. Had a session 'till about 6am Sat/Sunday, and opened up early (12) to watch the last game of the Dutch season, Ajax v Twente, good game, Ajax victory, good drinky, me drunky, which kind of numbed the sences for the crappy Arse v Villa game.
Woke up this morning, a first for me on a Monday as I usually don't emerge until noon, to find I'm 10pts behind in my H2H game, I can feel the season slipping away. Luckily though all is not quite lost as I've still got Hart, Yaya and Huth to play..... (If they all get to start)
He's been treated appallingly by West Ham,had no chance at Portsmouth thanks to them being skint,and was a poor penalty away from being a Champions League winner.
Didn't like hearing that Brady and Sullivan asked Dave Whelan to "provide them with a room" to fire Grant.
I'm not suggesting he's Sir Alf reincarnated,but it would be nice for him to get a decent crack of the whip for a change.
I'm not so sure Bo, they've been teetering on the brink for quite a few seasons, all they needed was a shove. *cue Brady, Sullivan and Gold the porn pusher.
I didn't see the Arsenal Villa game yesterday,but the press report says Chamakhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh had a goal disallowed when there was nothing wrong with it.Is that fair?
The Chamakh goal should not of been disallowed (imho), I had the feeling that many decisions went against us yesterday, but I suppose that's just gonna sound like sour grapes at this moment. Haven't checked out any reports yet, will have a look in a bit.
I hear that Nasri will not be signing a new contract next year.. Nasri and Fabregas both gone will be hard to take. __________________________________________________
On the subject of losing your best players Bo,look at Liverpool minus Gerrard and Torres.
Maybe getting a decent price for the pair will be a good thing after all.It'll encourage your manager to buy in some players.
Arsenal fans were restless before the match began, I heard there were a few protests against the ticket price rise by 6% for next season.
Then our defence was shambolic for first 15 minutes. They should either play for offside trap or do man marking. Unfortunately, Squill and Sagna didnt do both. And Bent had all the time in the world to chest control and slot it home.
Then RvP hit one to the post and Ramsey had a penalty shout denied. It was a clear penalty.
Then Chamakh goal disallowed and Bendtner shown yellow for what??
Then Wenger shows his frustation on the water bottle.
From what I saw, the stadium was half empty at the final whistle, fans choosing to vote with their feet rather then booing, although they did voice their discontent at HT.
Cesc will probably want to go now, although he still has 4 years left on his contract, so he won't be cheap. Nasri on the other hand only has 12 mounths on his, which I think is a bit weird, Arsenal renew contracts everytime a player makes three straight passes, so to allow one of it's better players contracts to run down is bad business on their behalf. I think there will be a major shake up in the off season, there has to be, too many are just not up to the grade. I'm kinda glad the season is over, if it went on any longer we might of been relagated.
Indeed, it's all been downhill since the CC final. 14 games with 3 wins, 5 draws and 5 losses, tells it's own story, and if it was one of the bedtime variety then it would give your kids bedwetting nightmares.
I sometimes wake up in a cold sweat screaming; "4 trophies, 4 trophies" ;p
First!
ReplyDeleteRobbo this is one of your best ever. I love the.minimalism, Beckett, the only Nobel prize winner for literature to appear in wisden would approve
I think your message is ... robbo is here, reassuring like, a voice from the clouds, a sporting godly perhaps and will it go up, biro maybe (no it wont) or the resurrection of godots son, crucified, like hodgson at fulham....._MICHAEL JACKSONS BLACK OR WHITE ARMY! .
that post makes perfect sense except I wrote biro instead of boro which just makes it all read like nonsense
ReplyDeleteIn the final tomorrow I'm rooting for the reviled underdogs
ReplyDeleteGo Jedward!
Some total cuntbucket has hacked my accoun t and I can't get in. Boo fuckin Hoo.
ReplyDeleteH2H.
H2H
ReplyDeleteAS Robbo said;
Give it back now.
Someone's hacked into my garden and stolen my shrubbery!
ReplyDeleteBastards that they are blogs.
ReplyDeleteI've done a report, not easy for a computard like me.
I should recieve an e-mail within 24hrs (or so they say)
Untill then I'll be anon and have to sign off as
H2H
I'll only believe you're really H2H when you make a large deposit of dutch euroguilders into my Cayman island account
ReplyDeleteThese east European cyber terrorists are not quite up there with al Quaeda are they?
ReplyDeleteGive me the account number and the password and it shall be done.
ReplyDeleteH2Nigeria
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ReplyDeleteHoly shit their security is tough
Oh you ll need my password.
It's "password"
All monies to a good cause, I'm planning to clone Jedward so there's three if them - jedwardary
I hope little Gary will fit in
ReplyDeleteWow that account makes a pretty pattern, reminds me of when I used to live in the matrix.
ReplyDeleteI am the one (& only H2H)
Although there will probably be at least five of me tomorrow, if blog perfects his cloning thingymejig.
ok Blogger-formerly-known-as-h2h, I'm off to change the world, sorry I mean change my socks
ReplyDeleteI must admit I love it when it gets weird on here
Laters
Laterz blogs.
ReplyDeleteI have now recieved 3 emails from the so called help desk and have been asked to fill in the same form 3 times, yet they say that they're not sure if I'm me.
Talk about an identity crisis.
I feel like Dr Who, all regeneratated.
ReplyDeleteWhoever stole my old account, good luck to you. I hope you win a dream holiday in a competition that you didn't even enter, allowing you to mix it up with the jet set and get to swim with porn stars in a beautiful lagoon.........
where an organism shall swim up your urine canal and lay eggs in your undersized penis.
Wow. It's over. Must feel like it did after the Bay of Pigs - sudden build up of tension between east and west, lots of envoys doing work behind the scenes to avert disaster, lots of distrust from both sides, and a small subplot played out on a neutral blog - albeit one with a strong Pet Shop Boy bias.
ReplyDeleteIt was chaos Noel, our brave lads were forced to the far reaches of the interwebby, taken on a trip to East European sites, a dead man walking, the Beeb and indeed a PSB orientated one. Casualties on both sides (I lost my original account, damn it) but luckily, truth, justice and the comic book hero way prevailed.
ReplyDeleteI wonder what will happen on the next Friday the 13th?
Anyways better get back down to the bar, the other half gave me a break, but I'll have to be downstairs to close up in a bit.
ReplyDeleteBoooiiinnng.
Maria Skłodowska-Curie. Fryderyk Chopin. Krzysztof Meyer. Sir John Gielgud. Roman Polanski. Konstantin Rokossovsky. Karol Józef Wojtyla (Pope John Paul II). Joanna Krupa. Wayne Gretzky. Miroslav Klose. Caroline Wozniacki. Jerzy Dudek. Your boys took one hell of a beating!
ReplyDeleteOK, had to get here through my own dashboard, Robbo's is still unavailable to me through google or bookmark.
ReplyDeleteThey say adversity brings us closer together. That was proven true with the problems on here recently. Two favourite bloggers kissed and made up which was great news. Now all that's needed is GazUtd to return so I can bury the hatchet.
ReplyDeleteH2, you are always a very literate poster (more than can be said for me) but posting as anon you excelled yourself... maybe I should try it myself
ReplyDeletePlease explain to me how you managed to contact Bloggers helpdesk, H2... I have been shunted around until I don't know my arsehole from my elbow. At the moment I have grey matter seeping out of my ears... I can't afford to l;ose any of that stuff, believe me.
ReplyDeleteThe euphoria of having reached this page is causing me to post one lot of drivel after another, I should turn off blogger but I'm not sure if I'll be able to find my way back.
ReplyDeleteJust read your analysis of the blog, Blog. Very succinct. I have to admit your comment on biro threw me until I read your following post.
ReplyDeleteControversial Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli has vowed to change his ways to justify the faith placed in him by boss Roberto Mancini.
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Yeah, right. There's more chance of Wenger buying a couple of experinced players next season than Balotelli changing his ways
I blame Facebook. I reckon having been busted for hiring a PR lot to slander Google for fear of them setting up a rival social networking site they've employed a bunch of hackers to cripple everything here.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, cup final day ... go Stoke :)
ReplyDeleteAnd Ebbsfleet United as they're in the playoff final to get back into the Conference :)
ReplyDeleteKnock knock
ReplyDeletewho's there?
Interrupting sheep
Interup..BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I wouldn't blame it on Friday 13th H2.
ReplyDeleteSuperstitious nonsense.
Never been superstitious in my life.
Touch wood.
welcome back jacks you've been
ReplyDeletegreatly missed
Robbo - top webcast number 6-ish, v v funny. Glad to hear boro are doing si well (farnboro that is) .... I still want some of whatever Andy smart is on
ReplyDeleteRobboRobinson aka Polish dad....still the best -only, as far as I know - absurdist football comedy blog on the web
Blog
ReplyDeleteare you happy Micky is back.
I knkw its only been a short time and thats probably the difference, but we took Ronnie Moore back(I wasnt happy at the time)and after being favourites, finished only 2nd(9th) in our Blogs medocrity championship table behind Gills,but in front of Vale and Shots
Gave up trying to send you money Blog, kept missing a digit out in the middle
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of sending money to far flung places,I got a letter sent to the shop from a Hong Kong bank telling me I was entitled to 50% of $15.5 million.
ReplyDeleteTrebles all round.
Had one of my Millers fans in this morning.
I had to remove all the sharp instruments out of the shop.
Not easy trying to cut someone's hair with a spoon,but in fairness it looked better than my usual.
blogdignag said...
ReplyDeleteRobbo - top webcast number 6-ish, v v funny. Glad to hear boro are doing si well (farnboro that is) .... I still want some of whatever Andy smart is on
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Presumably he's on a bloody good retainer to laugh at everything.
Imagine the Smartmeister given some nitrous oxide by the dentist?
Tony,how was the fish market last night?If it was poor feel free to carp on about it.
RobboRobinson aka Polish dad....still the best -only, as far as I know - absurdist football comedy blog on the web
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Oh I don't know.
Steve Claridge anyone?
blogdignag said...
ReplyDeletewelcome back jacks you've been
greatly missed
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Cheers blogidy.
But I did try and warn you not to buy those guns from that fella on the corner of Moorlands Road (just outside The Postage Stamp)
Bo/H2 I read somewhere that the problems on Blogger were due to a maintenance update that went badly wrong, they had to roll it back and restore an older more stable version, our personally inadequate polish hasn't-got-a-dad pal just picked the blog up opportunistically and then behaved as his autism dictated.
ReplyDeleteAs you say Bo the good thing is jacks back with his unique trichological world view
Porto striker Hulk has insisted he is open to making a move to the Premier League with Tottenham, Newcastle and Liverpool all interested in signing him. But the Brazilian has said he will only come to a club challenging for the title.
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So he won't be going to Tottenham, Newcastle or Liverpool then.
Morning all.
Wohoo. It is back!!!
ReplyDeleteJacks there was no sole about, its tonight thru to Sun Lunch
ReplyDeleterest day preparing for it
see u laters
tone I am glad that Micky is back, faute de mieux
ReplyDeleteAs you imply what worries me that like Lots wife leaving somdom, (or was it the other one er sheffield) or Morpheus escaping the underworld (sheffield, again) it might not be possible to look back in football management
I don't know, kenny has managed it hasn't he, but that was after 20years ..time for everyone to forgive him for leaving (can't be bothered to check why he did leave) and time for the legend to grow.
After 20 weeks i think a lot of us maybe the players too are still thinking, well you dropped us right in the shit last time Micky
Confidence is a soap bubble ain't it, let's hope he keeps his intact.
King Kenny (c) left Liverpool for two reasons Blogidy.
ReplyDeleteA)Couldn't grow a 'tache
B)Couldn't get his hair permed properly
I always thought confidence was a monthly product for laydees?
ReplyDeleteJacks my mum lives just over the hill in Ford green road ... do you know that warren of coronation street back to backs with fantastic names like Saturn rd, Jupiter street, Andromeda street, like the builders were thinking, how the fuck do we make this seem less shit than it really is. fantastic place to grow up, but poor preparation for a life in international diplomacy or high finance
ReplyDeleteJacks! My favourite web-based barber. Good to see you back pal.
ReplyDeleteCome on Chels... bollocks. Come on Stoke!
Colch - and arsenal will only sign him if he turns back into Bruce bannner
ReplyDeleteSo why exactly cant we raise Wembley with precision bombs today during the final?
ReplyDeleteapart from the financial costs, obviously.
Yep come on st ....
ReplyDeleteCome on Sto.....
Come on Ye Stok....
Nah can't say it
COME ON JEDWARD!
After blogging a tweet sized blog, robbo has been tweeting blog sized tweets.
ReplyDeletesort it out mate.
I'll fly that mission spits as longas the Lancaster is armed with munchkin-seaking missiles to fire at the emirates and a bouncing ball
ReplyDeleteBo, gazutd is no more, he s now lord mushroom
ReplyDeletehaha they've found bin ladens porn stash
ReplyDeleteI know where you mean Blogidy.Typical post industrial/mining housing.Mrs Jack grew up in something similar in Washington (CD,not DC)
ReplyDeleteThere are still some tight terraced mining houses left in Cheadle.
I would think growing up in Saturn Street would be perfect preparation for a life in high finance,as they don't live in this world either.
For all the stuff Osama did, the killings, the hate, the misery brought on countless human families...... I just want to figure one thing out.
ReplyDeleteHow the hell did he manage to keep the porn hidden while he was living with not one but 3 wives.
Mastermind, Indeed.
G'day Noel.
ReplyDeleteI've spent the last 6 months in the South of France finishing my book.
I'm a very slow reader.
BREAKING NEWS - NEW AL QUAEDA WARNING (14/5/11)
ReplyDelete"return our porn collection or there will be coordinated bombing attacks on stringfellows, all spearmint rhino establishments in the uk and west ham football club"
spits - apparently they hid the porn inside specially designed suicide (by excessive wanking) vests
ReplyDeletethey're going to have to kill even more people now to stop everyone laughing at them
ReplyDeleteNow they've found his wives collection of dido, they're shaped like......someone will seek me out and shoot me if I complete that blasphemous little joke
ReplyDeleteits a fucking joke! stop self-censoring me
Er yes cough I did mean dido, not dildos. dido the waif like warbling English POP songstress, al Quaeda ladies are big fans cough cough
ReplyDeleteNot Dido and Aeneas then Blogidy?
ReplyDeleteonly if he dido up the aeneas, jack
ReplyDeleteWelcome back Jack, you have been missed my friend.
ReplyDeleteThey must have fed Gaz too much bullshit Blog
I'm trying desperately to come to terms with my daughters mac laptop... at least the stupid bloody mousepad anyway.
ReplyDeleteG'day Bo.
ReplyDeleteGive the mouse a biscuit Bo,it'll behave then.
ReplyDeleteEagles V Dockers today or tomorrow Bo?
Go Eagles
Tomorrow mate... hopefully I'll be home to watch it.
ReplyDeleteGO EAGLES
ReplyDeleteGO STOKE
The laptop is handy though, I can sit out on the verandah and have a smoke while I make silly comments.
ReplyDeletecan you guys get to Robbo's front page?
ReplyDeleteBritish industry should employ me to work here. Whenever I come to Robbo's everyone fucks off back to work.
ReplyDeleteBo, Tell me one product from Apple which is good...
ReplyDelete... (except Steve Jobs daughter)
What work??? It's Saturday.... Official weekend = No Work. :)
ReplyDeleteGO STOKE
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Are you kidding?? Nah, obviously not.
GO CITY (whichever one wins eventually)
GO MUMBAI INDIANS!!
ReplyDeleteNeed to win to get back on top of table. Our last two matches have not been so good. Bowled out for less than 100 in a T20 match. A bit of Arsenal-like performance that was!
I'm back but not for long
ReplyDeleteOut to get summer bed linen, the one the Irish SAS missed(courtesy of HIGNFY)
SS... all Apple computers are good. I have a Mac desktop at home and prefer it to my PC... just don't like the mousepad on the laptop but that goes for all laptops IBM compats included
ReplyDeleteIs every weekend official SS or just this one?
ReplyDeleteG;day tone, how are things in the fatherland?
ReplyDeleteBo, All weekends are officially off for bank employees ;)
ReplyDeleteSaturday is a working day for all employees other than bank workers?
ReplyDeleteGreat article in the daily mail (spit) which credits pulls with single handedly regenerating and modernizing stoke and grinding the bnp into the political dust where they belong
ReplyDeleteMy favourite bit it this though ....
... One of Stoke-on-Trent's six towns has not been gripped by FA Cup fever this week.
In Burslem - home of League Two Port Vale - they have their own problems. Recently, fans carried a coffin through the streets to a home game to protest at the manner in which their club is run.
At Burslem's Duke William pub this week they were advertising a 'Pie and Real Ale' festival. At the nearby Red Lion there will be a Northern Soul night. No sign of the football, though.
'We will have it on in here,' smiled a barman in the Saggar Makers, opposite the fantastic little town hall. 'The manager is a Man City fan.
Go Vale!
Blog, the bnp, how long have they been around over there. Are they the same mob that Mosely was head of back in the 50's
ReplyDeleteThey are the new face of the National Front Bo.
ReplyDeleteNick Griffin took over from the NF leader (forget his name) and tried to modernise and present a dignified front for the fascist twats.
We had 5 councillors in S-O-T after the 2009 local elections,but they've all gone.
Saggar Makers Bottom Knocker.
ReplyDeletePossibly the finest phrase of them all.
(It's a pots thing)
Cheers Jack. I can recall, vaguely, that Mosely (Oswald I think) was the head of some anti racist group back in the 50's. Just wondered if it was the same crowd.
ReplyDeleteRacist group, not anti.
ReplyDeleteThere was a NAtional Front over here for a while, headed by some guy called van Tongeran. They incarcerated him for a few years and when they let him out he had quietened down... his aborigine cell mates must have had a word or two in his shell like.
ReplyDeleteJack's off barbering, Blog's looking after fires, SS is enjoying his official weekend and Tone is off buying new summer sheets, which leaves this sad bastard looking after Robbo's.
ReplyDeleteI'm popping in too Bo.
ReplyDeleteAs for your querey (tee hee)
I got to the "help" desk via my dashboard after failing to sign in. It didn't "help" one bit, unless "help" in google language = "annoy the fuck out of", in which case it was excellent.
As previously mentioned I just signed up for a new account, same name, different email address.
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ReplyDeleteJacks my mum lives just over the hill in Ford green road ... do you know that warren of coronation street back to backs with fantastic names like Saturn rd, Jupiter street, Andromeda street, like the builders were thinking, how the fuck do we make this seem less shit than it really is. fantastic place to grow up, but poor preparation for a life in international diplomacy or high finance
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I feel sorry for the poor basterds that live on Uranus Way.
What the hell are Blackburn doing, they're actually giving IOU a game?
ReplyDeleteWe wouldn't have had any of that nonsense if Big Sam was still around.
I,m back now
ReplyDeleteBo, all is well in D-land, except for headline in paper
Day of Madness, with a picture of the forehead and hair of Jedw....
No I cant finish it
Kuszczak looks likes he's auditioning for a move to Arsenal, although the ball was over the byline before the cross which lead to the goal.
ReplyDeleteBlackpool captain Charlie Adam has admitted his side's Premier League future is still in the balance going into the last two games of the season.
ReplyDeleteFull story: talkSPORT
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And this years award for stating the bloody obvious goes to .........
And speaking of Blackpool,what on earth is going on?
ReplyDelete4-3 and it could end up with anything.
H2,like the Blackburn comment.
Indeed Jack, they've gone mad up there.
ReplyDeleteRooneys just scored the goal that may give IOU the title, iffy penalty, Robinson a bit of a silly boy though.
I didn't think Blackburn would hold out for 90 minutes (although you never know)
ReplyDeleteMe neither, but then again I didn't think B'pool v Bolton would give us at least 7 goals or did East Europeans had the know how to hack web sites.
ReplyDeleteIt's a strange, strange world.
From the beeb;
ReplyDelete1425: I love Ian Holloway. He's bringing on Brett Ormerod and James Beattie for Blackpool, two strikers, for Jason Puncheon and Gary Taylor-Fletcher, with his side leading 4-3 and desperately needing all three points. That's why the Premier League needs him.
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That's also probably why he won't be there next year.
Well done United, credit where credit is due, it's a massive achievement for SAF and he deserves all the plaudits.
ReplyDeleteWell done Sir Alex.
ReplyDeleteWell done Un**ed and 'ol rednose.
ReplyDeleteThat's one of hardest things I have had to type... it really hurt.
ReplyDeleteWho is the wally in uniform shaking hands with anyone?
ReplyDeleteCmon City
ReplyDeleteYou sitting on the fence Tone
ReplyDeleteAnd the splinters are killing
ReplyDeletePart of me says Potters as the underdogs
Part of me says ManCity, just to offset IOUs celebrations(congrats grudgingly)
It's all light blue in the first ten minutes.
ReplyDeleteWell, that's the PL sewn up, tomorrow I'll turn my attention to the Ere Divisie, which reaches it's pretty tense climax, with the last round of games kicking off at 14:30.
ReplyDeleteAs it stands;
Team P PTS
1 FC Twente 33 71
2 Ajax 33 70
Final game is Ajax v Twente, which was also the cup final last week (Twente won 3-2 AET)
Ajax is not so far away from here, so there's a few fans here in the village so I'll be opening up early for them. Should be exciting.
As for now, once again to the bar, my friends.
Laterzzz.
Huth a bit lucky to be on the pitch after the elbow to the throat.
ReplyDeleteGreat save Sorensen
ReplyDeletePenalty not given to Stole. Kompany handled the ball.
ReplyDeleteThat would've been harsh, Bo
ReplyDeleteLooked a bit deliberate to me Tone.
ReplyDeleteI'll be surprised if man city don't score by half time
ReplyDeleteNot looking good for Stoke at half time. They've been outplayed in the first half and arguably their best player (Pennant) may not be taking any further part in the game.
ReplyDeleteManchester City look much more dangerous.
ReplyDeleteStoke very well organised,but not offering a lot.Etherington looks unfit,maybe sub him at h-t?
They can't put their passes together Jack and because they are outgunned in midfield they are resorting to the long ball.
ReplyDeleteTrue Bo.Stoke are playing with a very rigid set up,and seem to be rushing the ball when they get it.
ReplyDeleteSee what they do to change it in the 2nd half.
They can only improve mate.
ReplyDeletePennant is coming back out
ReplyDeleteGood save Hart. Stoke making a better fist of it so far in the second half.
ReplyDeleteCity 1 Stoke 0... Toure scores
ReplyDeleteIt was coming Bo.
ReplyDeleteThey have been the better side.
Wouldn't be surprised if they get another.
I think it's fair enough to say the best team won on the day. And on that note, I'm hitting the sack.
ReplyDeleteBest team won in the end.
ReplyDeleteI dare say Manchester will be busy tonight.
Congratulations to both of them.
Red and Blue day for Manchester
ReplyDeleteWell done City, Well done Utd
shit.
ReplyDeleteThat is all.
bad luck stoke well tried
ReplyDeletebut a horrible unenjoyable game of caveman football. they should have been playing with a severed human head
well tests 2mins of my life ill never get back...come on al Quaeda do one good thing...blow all eurovision acts past present and future back to lala land...someone will have to explain to me what that spangly pile of glittering subhuman excrement is all about. No don't bother.
ReplyDeleteI know were supposed to be happy smiley camp ironic about it but I'd like to see them all tied to a glitterball and slowly tortured to death by Nigel farage
ReplyDeletebastards. I'm starting to enjoy it now.
ReplyDeletethis is what all euro elections should be like. someone might actually vote if they had some blonde with big tits reading out the results
shit were in danger of winning this.
all the shitty little countries voting for each other
ReplyDeletethe discovery of the ancient remains of 100 young men and women of the chachapoya tribe clubbed to death with star shaped maces high in the Andes suggests the existence of an early form of eurovision
ReplyDeleteEurovision, the highlight of our year for recorded entertainment. Although I feel sure Blog is going to fuck it up for me by disclosing the winner.
ReplyDeleteDammit..a piss poor day for anything with a dislike for the manchester clubs. Well done to both team i guess, seeing as how the rest of you lot cant stop congratulating them.
ReplyDeleteMoldova were robbed! The conical headed ska punk Moldovans were ace ! (not that I watched Eurovision, it's just sumfin I read)
ReplyDeleteYear Zero at Eastlands then. Be carefull what you wish for, it didn't cheer up too many people in Cambodia when it happened
ReplyDeleteFor Jack... great win to the Eagles today mate... won all over the ground, just about every quater.
ReplyDeleteAre you likening the Sheikh Mansour to Pol Pot MNR? You could be on to something there.
ReplyDeleteMaybe not quite as bad Bo, but I thought it was a bit misconcieved to hang these banners about though after their win.
ReplyDeleteIf Thaksin Shinawatra was still in control he could be known as Pot Noodle.........
mostly not redundant said...
ReplyDeleteYear Zero at Eastlands then. Be carefull what you wish for, it didn't cheer up too many people in Cambodia when it happened
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When did Cambodia win the FA Cup MNR?
Blimey, Spurs actually turned up to a game ... we might sneak into Europe yet :)
ReplyDeleteBye bye West Ham. Got nothing against the team per se, but the wankers who are running them deserve it after the shit they've been pulling to undermine Grant all season.
ReplyDeleteAn odd question to ask Colch. Cambodia have never won the FA cup.
ReplyDeleteI am talking about the 'Year 0' banners that Man City supporters hung out in retaliation to the Old Trafford Banner that states how long since there was a cup at Eastlands.
Which is what the Khymer rouge called their revolution and decimated their populaton ....................I doubt that was what meant...but I was still propped up by cocktails from the previous nights Eurov.......................
You see, that's why I come to Robbo's blog. In between all the drivel you can occasionally learn something. Whether it's about blog's nan being the inventor of the helicopter or Cambodian history there's always someone here to teach you. And we even sometimes get a picture of boobs in the blog which is a bonus.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad I made the decision to go to bed early and not watch the gunners last night. Just need the season to end now. Next season it will improve... that's what I keep telling myself anyway.
ReplyDeleteThe only good thing about the hammers going down is that Grant has finally been given the arse... Whoever they bring in to replace him can only be an improvement.
ReplyDeleteYou must mean you learn stuff between my posts then Colch.
ReplyDeleteI had a five pund freaky twin accumulater on the Da silvas to win prem, chuckle brothers to win celebrity coach trip (both came up) but jedward you useless pair of pillicks you let me down in eurovision
ReplyDeletecolch - did you know that Cambodia is the only country in the world with a wedding cake on its flag? True fact.
ReplyDeletesee I don't only talk load of shit. I too can be informative.
Job done for Ebbsfleet. Back into the Blue Square Premier and Kent's second best team.
ReplyDeleteOn the downside, I left Haangeland out of my team this week. Fuck It! 21 fucking points he grabbed when I reckoned Fulham would get mullered by Brum.
ReplyDeleteI dropped Hangeland and Kevin Davies Star.
ReplyDelete26 points between them.
Still,luckily for me 2 of my starting XI didn't play,so I've got 26 points to step up off the bench.
tee hee.
So Avram Grant gets the Spanish Archer from the porn baron and Alan Sugar's dolly.
ReplyDeleteObviously he'll be very disappointed.That 20% discount he used to get at the massage parlour is right out of the window.
I have Bent to come off the bench for Luiz and give me 13 points. 50 points for the week and holding off NYC tynehoven to allow Ngog to build up on his lead and win the H2H league.
ReplyDeleteMorning all.
ReplyDeleteBad week overall
Man U win the title,
Man C win the title
Arsenal win F.A.
Mumbai Indians dropped to 3rd in the standings after 3 straight defeats
G'day all
ReplyDeleteJack the only good thing about the hammers going down is the sacking of Grant, something that should have been done months ago
Seems I wrote pretty much the same comment as the last one, a few posts back. Not only do I type drivel, I repeat it.
ReplyDeleteBo, are you the McNulty in disguise?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/philmcnulty/2011/05/west_ham_left_grant_sacking_to.html
G'day Bo.
ReplyDeleteRepeat what?
I had a look at the report for the Eagles game.Seems like they dominated all the way through.
No wooden spoon this year then.
Baggie Mike gets it pretty accurate.....
ReplyDelete881. At 09:49am on 16 May 2011, BaggieMike wrote:
On MOTD2 last night they were saying that us and Westham were in similar spots - we took the plunge and changed our manager and they didnt.
It was great Jack... I know how a City fan feels when they beat Un**ed.
ReplyDeleteMike is right mate, they held on to Grant for far too long. West Ham have taken the plunge but not the one they wanted.
Di Matteo went on the back of a run of results that coincided with West Brom having most of their defenders out injured. I reckon he could have kept them up.
ReplyDeleteMorning all.
ReplyDeletePhew that was some weekend. Had a session 'till about 6am Sat/Sunday, and opened up early (12) to watch the last game of the Dutch season, Ajax v Twente, good game, Ajax victory, good drinky, me drunky, which kind of numbed the sences for the crappy Arse v Villa game.
Woke up this morning, a first for me on a Monday as I usually don't emerge until noon, to find I'm 10pts behind in my H2H game, I can feel the season slipping away. Luckily though all is not quite lost as I've still got Hart, Yaya and Huth to play..... (If they all get to start)
Star, I think almost anyone, other than Grant, could have kept the hammers up.
ReplyDeleteH2, like the Gunners, I've given up on this season in ffl, going buy big next season and mount a challenge... more than Wenger will do most likely.
ReplyDeleteI have a certain sympathy for Avram Grant.
ReplyDeleteHe's been treated appallingly by West Ham,had no chance at Portsmouth thanks to them being skint,and was a poor penalty away from being a Champions League winner.
Didn't like hearing that Brady and Sullivan asked Dave Whelan to "provide them with a room" to fire Grant.
I'm not suggesting he's Sir Alf reincarnated,but it would be nice for him to get a decent crack of the whip for a change.
I'm not so sure Bo, they've been teetering on the brink for quite a few seasons, all they needed was a shove. *cue Brady, Sullivan and Gold the porn pusher.
ReplyDeleteI didn't see the Arsenal Villa game yesterday,but the press report says Chamakhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh had a goal disallowed when there was nothing wrong with it.Is that fair?
ReplyDeleteGood win for Ajax as well (5-1 I think).
I think Grant was lucky to inherit the team at Chelsea and has done nothing with weaker teams that he has managed... as you can tell I don't like him.
ReplyDeleteI was fortunate enough to miss the game too Jack... decided bed was the better option.
ReplyDeleteI was making the case for why Di Matteo shouldn't have been sacked from West Brom Bo. ;)
ReplyDeleteLike him or loathe him, Grant really wasn't given much of a chance at West Ham with all that talk of getting a new manager behind his back and all.
That sort of shenanigans has fucked many a team up in the past.
It was 3-1 to Ajax Jack.
ReplyDeleteThe Chamakh goal should not of been disallowed (imho), I had the feeling that many decisions went against us yesterday, but I suppose that's just gonna sound like sour grapes at this moment. Haven't checked out any reports yet, will have a look in a bit.
Bloody hell... just had some car pass with the radio volume so loud the windows rattled... wonder if their ears rattle like that.
ReplyDeleteI only saw reports on sky sport news.
ReplyDeleteBooed off at the end of the game H2.
http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/arsenal-fans-grow-restless-after-bent-punishes-shoddy-display-2284694.html
ReplyDeleteThe problem was, in my opinion Star, they should have sacked him when the rumours were flying... left it way too late.
ReplyDeleteI hear that Nasri will not be signing a new contract next year.. Nasri and Fabregas both gone will be hard to take.
ReplyDeleteBojanglesOfOz said...
ReplyDeleteI hear that Nasri will not be signing a new contract next year.. Nasri and Fabregas both gone will be hard to take.
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On the subject of losing your best players Bo,look at Liverpool minus Gerrard and Torres.
Maybe getting a decent price for the pair will be a good thing after all.It'll encourage your manager to buy in some players.
If it guarantees Wenger buying some experienced players Jack, I would accept that.
ReplyDeleteArsenal fans were restless before the match began, I heard there were a few protests against the ticket price rise by 6% for next season.
ReplyDeleteThen our defence was shambolic for first 15 minutes. They should either play for offside trap or do man marking. Unfortunately, Squill and Sagna didnt do both. And Bent had all the time in the world to chest control and slot it home.
Then RvP hit one to the post and Ramsey had a penalty shout denied. It was a clear penalty.
Then Chamakh goal disallowed and Bendtner shown yellow for what??
Then Wenger shows his frustation on the water bottle.
There is no justice left, I tell ya.
I'm thankful that Liverpool and Spurs are not closer otherwise we may have been playing in the Europy thingy next season
ReplyDeleteFrom what I saw, the stadium was half empty at the final whistle, fans choosing to vote with their feet rather then booing, although they did voice their discontent at HT.
ReplyDeleteCesc will probably want to go now, although he still has 4 years left on his contract, so he won't be cheap. Nasri on the other hand only has 12 mounths on his, which I think is a bit weird, Arsenal renew contracts everytime a player makes three straight passes, so to allow one of it's better players contracts to run down is bad business on their behalf.
I think there will be a major shake up in the off season, there has to be, too many are just not up to the grade. I'm kinda glad the season is over, if it went on any longer we might of been relagated.
There is a total lack of confidence there now H2... the end of season has come at the right time for us.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, I have to leave y'all. Catch ya on the dark side.
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ReplyDeleteIndeed, it's all been downhill since the CC final. 14 games with 3 wins, 5 draws and 5 losses, tells it's own story, and if it was one of the bedtime variety then it would give your kids bedwetting nightmares.
ReplyDeleteI sometimes wake up in a cold sweat screaming; "4 trophies, 4 trophies" ;p
Wenger thinks that going for all 4 Cups was the reason Arsenal ended up trophyless this season.
ReplyDeleteIdiotic comment. Why try to achieve more than what you could have?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/13409159.stm
ReplyDeleteAnother European adventure for Fulham it seems.
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ReplyDeleteFair play to them, Star.
ReplyDeletePretty ironic that a team containing Cashley Hole and JT are top of the "Fair Play League" though.
ReplyDeleteM.I.N.M.A.L
ReplyDeleteMinimal
great blog - keep it up
actually - its M.I.N.I.M.A.L
ReplyDeleteMinimal
FBH - I want a refund on that spelling course (unless it was how to spell like an illiterate smoggie)