Monday 13 December 2010

Car-lost his bottle?

Anyone know what’s up with Carlos Tevez? Too many mirrors in his house perhaps? Can’t get a comfy enough snood? Or is he fed up of being outstropped by Mario Balotelli?

Or is it something a little deeper? Not that I reckon that the Argentinian has any more depth than all the other shallow mercenaries that pull on a sky blue jersey these days.

Rodney Marsh said on the radio on Sunday that Carlos is on £286,000 a week tax free. There’s another loophole just waiting to be closed Mr. Osborne. (I reckon I’ve worked out what really annoys me about George – that puffy face and ghostly white skin makes him look like the Prince Regent/George IV. If he’s not a direct descendant from that unforking family tree of royalty then I’m an overlapping left-back.)

"Silver spoon? I've got a whole blasted silver service up my backside, wot, wot!"

Any road, suffice to say Tevez’s dispute is not about money. And frankly as far as I can tell Man City look like they’ve dropped their trousers and bent over the reception desk for the young gaucho.

If he really is fretting for the wife and kids then for Chrissakes fly ‘em over. Yes, I know it’s cold but hellfire, Carlos, you can’t even walk onto a football pitch without looking like you’re one last push away from pipping Amundsen to the Pole so I’m sure you can find plenty of winter wear for the nipper and the lass.

Or, on your wages, you could build them a tropical theme park like some big fuck-off Eden Project for homesick Latin American housewifes and put her in there for the cold snap.

Or – as has been allowed by the club that contains ‘certain executives’ – you can meet up with them in Tenerife. That’s right. City really have been treating you ill.

First of all they buy you from their neighbours and use you as a poster boy. And sorry City fans but if Fergie had’ve indulged him the way they have at Eastlands he’d still be there, don’t you worry.

They made him the skipper. They let him pop back home every now and then. They don’t fine the little pillock when he bad-mouths the manager in front of the whole bleeding world.

Now Tevez is a popular footballer cos he’s got talent, yes, but more than that he’s one of them ones that, if I can borrow from the phrase-book of Simon Cowell, ‘always gives 1000%’. (Incidentally, here’s a piece of insight to make you loathe Cowell even more. You just know that every time he has to give the casting vote on some poor muppet’s future – and the crowd are baying and he’s waiting and waiting like some badly-crapped public school Buddha – you just know he’s getting a semi on? Shudder.)

Now we all like a tryer. It’s the reason Becks stayed in the hearts of the fans of clubs he played for – cos he never coasted. Football fans in this country can forgive greed, stupidity and being just a bit bleeding shite but what we can’t forgive is laziness. Which is why Berbatov gets such grief. And why I used to throw bits of pastry at Mark Viduka every now and then (I reckon most of it went in his gob).

Carlos Tevez is not lazy. At times he hunts down the ball like a dense Jack Russell puppy. If you’re a central defender with the ball at your feet, I reckon you can always hear him coming by the under-the-breath growling and the faint spray of canine saliva.

Most clubs would be delighted to have him pulling on their jersey.

The trouble with your footballer is you have to spend more than 90 minutes a week with them. And clearly Carlos is a difficult cove to have around the place.

His statement has attempted to spare all the important people from a slagging. Strangely enough Mancini, who he saw eye to eye with in an all too World Wrestling Federation way at home to Bolton the other week, is not one of his problems.

"You're right, Carlos, if only more of the team were like you, eh?"

Less surprisingly Sheikh Mansour – the only bloke at Citeh who pips Tevez on the monthly income gauge - is also complimented.

He resents the implications about Joorabchian’s role in all this and insists he’s a free-thinking individual. He says in his statement: "I hugely resent suggestions that I have been unduly influenced by others. I wanted to leave in the summer, but was convinced to return.”

So you haven’t been unduly influenced but someone convinced you to stay in the summer..? Hmmm.

Put simply I’m not quite sure what he’s expecting from his employers right now. He’s signed a contract. Yes it involves not being in Argentina much. Yes, it involves trying to get along with a bunch of people and players whose motivations for being at the club are a little suspect, frankly. And yes if Nigel de Jong was up against me in your average 5-a-side kick about I’d be dressed up like and ice-hockey goaltender. Or I’d be in the changing-room sobbing cos I wanted to see my ickle baby.

But really, sunshine, you’ve been here for four years, the terraces at Eastlands resound to the sound of your name and quite frankly when you’re on so much wonga it’s like you win Deal or No Deal every flaming week I think it might be possible to get over a bit of discomfort and carry on.

"If you don't like blues ar reds, you're going to be very disappointed"

Like he said just a week ago: "A sacrifice has to be made when you make a commitment like I have done with City and it is something I am going to see through.

"Once that job is done I will have plenty of time with my kids."

Well now you didn’t really mean any of that, did you son? And while I’m a bit smirky about you so blatantly ripping the piss out of the noisy neighbours, I reckon City are right not to sell. On balance, I’d say the gaucho is being bloody ridiculous.

727 comments:

  1. Well, can I just congratulate myself on this being the first time I have been first since Robbo left the beeb.

    Now to read the blog.

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  2. good stuff Robbo, a season on loan at Bolton would sort him out. If that doesn't work he can don a wig and high heels and prowl the streets outside Old Trafford in order to keep his earnings up.

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  3. TrotterUSA said...
    If that doesn't work he can don a wig and high heels and prowl the streets outside Old Trafford in order to keep his earnings up.
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    Does that mean he will be impersonating El Mandy?

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  4. could well be Ngog but Mandy's tricks are cheap in comparison.

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  5. Good blog Robbo! He might be eventually allowed to leave Manc City as Tevez continually assures them it isnt about money. But question to be asked is, what if his plane lands next in Spain?

    On the flip side, City themselves have loads of cash and they will go and sign someone like Fernando Torres to neutralize Tevez effect.

    However, for me it's dull and pathetic story at City. Not as interesting as Rooney's was at Man United.

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  6. If City did sell Tevez,who on earth is going to match his current wage?Joorabchian is the root of this one.He and his ilk will kill the game.Surely the PFA should be doing this sort of a thing,it's what Unions do.(It is,and don't call me Shirley)

    I suppose all the Un**ed fans will be out of the woodwork whooping and hollering now.

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  7. 318. At 1:52pm on 13 Dec 2010, errornose wrote:
    City should call his bluff and offer him indefinite leave to return to Argentina and be with his family.

    Unpaid leave.

    And hold on to his registration for the three and half years remaining on his contract.

    Any time he wants to resume his football career and his salary he can come back.
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    From the McCunty blog. I thought this was a decent idea.

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  8. I think what bloggy said on the prev blog makes more sense.
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    blogdignag said...

    "Welcome to Madrid", shortly followed by "Welcome to Barcelona" shortly followed by the "Welcome to West London" shortly followed by the "Why dont you just fuck off home to Argentina you miserable mercenary treacherous little git"

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  9. Just about lol.


    Tevez. Just one more moaning little twat who doesn't know he's got it good earning more in a week than useful people like nurses do in a decade.

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  10. hahaa @ viduka found that funny but...
    why are people so shi* with change?

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  11. Tevez is a prick, he has been one for years. I can understand that the fans love him because he runs around like a headless chicken and gets a goal now and again, but he's always, yes ALWAYS been a one tracked mind mercenary, he's been in the UK for years and his English is worse then Capellos ffs, where's the commitment?

    I say that Citeh should let him fuck off and then sue the crap out of him for breach of contract, they've got the means to do it. Finally they could use all their wonga for the good of football instead of evil, by showing these overpaid pricks that they have to honour the agreements that they have signed and not bugger off whenever it suits them.

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  12. Oh yeah, afternoon all.
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    Bo, from the previous blog.

    I hope Nasri plays a blinder too and you toink me, Arsenal's well being is much more important then the silly FFL. The only reason I have Drogba as captain is that it guarentees that he'll be shit. I was praying he'd miss the penalty and cost me a shitload of points yesterday. \o/ \o/

    Futhermore, why the hell would you want that Granny killer Ireland at Arsenal, he's not a shadow of the player he was a few years ago and is a bit, an extreamly large bit, of a plank.

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  13. How dare he took penalty when Lampard was on the pitch? Ridiculous. Trouble in Chelsea camp. LOL.


    Anelka - what a player! French of course. Hahaha

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  14. Good day H2H! Virtu-ale cheers from me when Arsenal win/draw, Virtu-ale boos from me if we lose.

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  15. Agree with the Welcome To comments. Alternatively just put up the original poster 'Welcome to Manchester' and add underneath 'I think it's fuckin' shite here'. Re this evening. Think United are going to squeak a win. Obviously Arsenal will start brightly... they always do... but there has to be a dodgy pen or an obvious offside... otherwise how will we get the obligatory Wenger touchline tizz? And I'd hate to be a bottle of mineral water when Fabianski flaps at Nani's mishit cross for 2-1.

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  16. Flappy might not even start Robbo, we may have Woj er Ches.. er.... the other Pole in goal.
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    SS11, I'm closed tonight so I'll have the big screen and beer tap all to myself, a lethal combination the other half has taken her daughter to the cinema too. If you don't hear from for a while after the game send in the rescue services or Gazza with a family bucket.

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  17. There's bound to be some game altering gaff tonight, Howard Webb will be afficiating.... Damn it!!

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  18. Alright enjoy the evening then and lets hope for the best.

    See y'all tomm.

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  19. Stephen Ireland's future will be decided this week after the Aston Villa midfielder did not even make manager Gerard Houllier's squad of 18 on Saturday.
    Full story: Daily Mail

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    See what I mean Bo, this is a squad that includes Heskey ffs, how shit must you be?

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  20. Holloway2Holland said...
    Tevez is a prick, he has been one for years. I can understand that the fans love him because he runs around like a headless chicken.....
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    H, I think you're right, it's not really his head is it, it's attached pre-game and now he's trying to cover up the joint marks with that roly scarf thing.

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  21. Ha ha Trott.

    Now that you mention it I always suspected he had a bit of Wurzel Gumidge about him. I've never seen a crow in a ground when he's playing.

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  22. be no good for Arsenal, he'd scare your Robin away.

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  23. i think he's doing his kids a big favour while theyre young and vulnerable. imagine that fizog looming over your pram like the devil's arse....

    ....12 years of nightmares, youve started to recover from the trauma of daddys face over your pram.... now youre old enough to watch Lord of the Rings.... you see one of Saruman's monstrous Orc army emerging from the Pit...the slavering twisted face full of greed and hatred ....and the horror comes flooding back....

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  24. Not a problem Trott, he's hardly ever there anyway.
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    Blog, the poor kid will have been desensitised by then anyway, he'd have surely seen DVD's of his paappys time at IOU and have witnesed the semi hairy evils of the GNev. *Shudder*

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  25. hmmm good question H whose uglier. neville or carlos tevez (means "Charlie the Temp" in spanish)

    vote for your favourite in the final of Britains Fugliest Footballer

    im sure i saw tevez swinging from the bell tower of notre dame

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  26. speaking of shuddering H this blog serves up osbourne tevez Noel edmonds and the mental image of simon cowell with a semi

    thats too much ugliness in one place. can we have the breasts back next time, please, robbo old son?

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  27. WE could make a tv show with that idea blogs, "The Shrek-Factor", hosted by the boy Rooney and Timmy Crouch's bird Abby Clancy (she knows what ugly is)

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  28. crouch IS the ugly stick, H, he keeps hitting his pal gareth baleful countenance

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  29. Allardyce gone then, their dropping like...like....like......football managers at the mo..

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  30. blogdignag said...
    speaking of shuddering H this blog serves up osbourne tevez Noel edmonds and the mental image of simon cowell with a semi

    thats too much ugliness in one place. can we have the breasts back next time, please, robbo old son?

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    Agread, we've been made out to be bummers lately, which I don't really care about, but to be accused of being a bummer with bad taste would be too much, ;p

    Robbo, bring back the big knockers.

    http://media.onsugar.com/files/ons1/276/2765213/16_2009/a100520ba058f749_ring_door_knocker.xxlarge.jpg

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  31. Sorry wrong pic

    http://img.vandaag.be/tmp/450/350/r/articles/201002261210-1_siliconen-dcup-redt-leven-van-vrouw.jpg

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  32. What you talkin' 'bout, MR? (Gary Coleman voice)

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  33. Well its not on the beeb, bot Sky are saying he's gone.

    http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11676_6575397,00.html

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  34. He's been sacked H2H, seems a strange one. Any bets on Hughton for Blackburn?

    What about Allardyce Jacks?

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  35. hmmmm, Big Sam gone? Another casualty of the mighty Trotter Steam Roller? Who we playing next?

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  36. New owners.....

    following the takeover, comments by the Indian group’s chairman, Anu radha Desai, last month urging
    Allardyce to provide winning, entertaining football and that ‘the way we
    play is vital,’ did little to suggest that the new owners were prepared to
    remain in the background.

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    entertaining footie? Sam was doomed.

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  37. Love him or hate him, Big Sam didn't deserve the sack. He was doing a fine job with what he had.

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  38. Maybe they'll get Kenny Dalglish back now Woy has settled in?

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  39. I think Chris Hughton could wait a couple of weeks and take his pick,

    Grant and McCarthy next for the chop

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  40. Football is controlled by rich fat evil fuckwits

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  41. Blatter was asked what he would say to gay football fans who want to go to Qatar for the 2022 competition, given that homosexuality is banned in the middle eastern country.
    "I would say they should refrain from any sexual activities," he said.
    ..........

    He went on to joke..."black people can easily wear white makeup, where's the harm, but not too much lipstick! (LOL!)" and added "ladies grow a beard and wear a rubber phallus, but let me know your telephone number! (LOL!)"

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  42. Evening All, I have been following for a while now and love reading the comments for days after each blog. always makes me chuckle! Thought i would finally get involved! And seeing all the anon problems lately, i thought best to get a proper fake name!!
    Love the Blog Robbo keep up the good... work??

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  43. Even back in the 80s, such clubs as the Millers were targets for such fuckwits.

    We had Anton Johnson, an Essex butcher, gocompare with a fat bastard currently in the NE

    http://www.shrimper.org.uk/chair/johnson.php

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  44. Welcome yack. Say what you think.

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  45. Welcome Yack, were you once an anon?

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  46. Yep, fat evil basterds the lot of em. Time to get some skinny evil basterds in.

    Welcome to the blog Yackman.
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    Right I'm off down to da Dungheap to latch myself on to the beer tap at such an angle that I can still see the tv.

    Come on you gunners!!!

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  47. Cheers tone, no never commented as an anon. thought it was pretty pointless!

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  48. blogdignag said...

    Blatter was asked what he would say to gay football fans who want to go to Qatar for the 2022 competition, given that homosexuality is banned in the middle eastern country.
    "I would say they should refrain from any sexual activities," he said.
    ..........

    Ooh good, I can add bigotry to the air of general cuntishness to the man.

    Seriously, what a cunt.


    Welcome to FIFA where whistle-blowing is frowned upon, yet we're perfectly comfortable with bigoted, sexist cuntishly hot hellhole countries that follow a medieval religion that advocates stoning women to death over trivial things.

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  49. Evening Yack.

    Don't let my rants and lunacy put you off.

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  50. Who would've bet on Big Sam and Hughton to be the first 2 to go..strange are the ways of professional football.

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  51. G'day all and welcome yack

    I should think the Un**ed supportrs wouldn't be too happy about about the Norwich fans taking their seats week in week out.

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  52. Song is a great defensive midfielder but is a fucking waste of space going forward.

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  53. Typical Un**ed goal... deflections and lucky bounces off heads and in it goes.

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  54. 1-0 at half time... wouldn't say that either team deserve to be ahead. Unless the gunners create a few chances up front I cant see them getting back into the match.

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  55. Dont think vds has had a shot to save

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  56. Fabregas and van Persie on... not a bad couple of subs.

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  57. Rooney misses it... justice prevails.

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  58. 4 minutes of fergie time remaining

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  59. Ah well, it was nice sitting on top of the league for a week

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  60. Morning fellow bummers, and greetings to the Yack. You're not a slightly overweight Nigerian striker who claims to be only 15 years old are you?

    This Tevez one is a toughie. I'm not sure that he's being mercenary and after more money like Rooney was (all seems forgiven there, by the way), and I do think that he's genuinely homesick, although Argentina is a shitehole of corruption and economic depression, so I'd have thought that Manchester was pleasant by comparison. Man City have every right to keep him to his contract, and should be compensated if he goes on strike or retires. But whether they'll want him there causing even more disharmony in the dressing room is the question. But it's come just in time - City were quietly amassing points and look in a very good position in the league. This may set them back a bit, which would be good for Spurs.

    Another managerial casualty this morning. Seems that it's the managers of the teams that are doing quite well that need to be fearful of the sack this season. Strange times indeed. They wanted attractive football at Blackburn yet they bought the club for 43 million - what did they expect? A team of Ronaldo's, Zidane's and Anderton's?

    blog - spot on with your request for more breasts. I was also lamenting the lack of eye candy in the last few blogs after the standards that Robbo set in the ones preceding them.

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  61. Alright, lost but not out of the race.

    Fight on.

    Big SAm's gone. Why?

    I know why, coz Morinho is feeling the pressures of managing Madrid, thats why.

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  62. Welcome Yakster.

    Save Big Sam!

    We want more breasts now! Whadda we want?

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  63. 'ello Spitster, all well I trust? Compliments of the season mucker.

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  64. Meanwhile, if you know someone with a severe disability living at home instead of a care center, be nice to them this christmas for it may no be the case in future.

    The ConDem gov has decided that the criples are not financially viable and dont generate profit by their existance amongst their loved ones hence strive off depression and suicidal thoughts, all the while enjoying contact with their loved ones.

    Not anymore they wont.

    out to be institutionalised where they'll be 'cared for' en mass and be able to live the joyous lives away from family and friends thereby freeing them of the burden and making them more productive tax payers.

    I say, well done you fuckwits.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-11985568

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  65. 'llo Trott,

    all well, thanks. Well apart from the big freeze, that is.

    Hows life, stateside?

    are you already living the 'Change you could believe in?'

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  66. haha, yeah, since I got these new socks!

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  67. Breasts!

    That's in response to Trotts question btw, not some sort of porno-tourettes affliction.

    I realise that quite a bit has gone on in the world of football in the last few weeks, but does anyone else think that McNumpty has had a kick up the arse from his bosses? He's averaging a blog a day almost, and not just about Man Utd, Liverpool, or what position Stevie G should play for England. Last season I could predict the games that he would go to each week, but this season he's been putting himself a bit, the tart. Either he's had a kick up the arse, or he's listened to all the abuse he gets on his blogs. Got to give him a slight bit of credit for that I suppose.

    He still write absolute shite mind.

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  68. I think Stevie G should play right back for England... right back in the crowd.

    The only good thing about watching last night's game was watching Rooney miss the undeserved penalty... should have known the gunners wouldn't win last night, it would have given us a good foothold at the top of the table.... mind you it is worth losing to Un**ed to see fergie's happy little face on the TV screen.

    G'day all.

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  69. Give it One season and Man U will be glad to get rid of Rooney at any price

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  70. mostly redundant said...

    He's been sacked H2H, seems a strange one. Any bets on Hughton for Blackburn?

    What about Allardyce Jacks?
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    Tough decision there MR.Not sure if we've got enough brown envelopes available for "Little" Sam.

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  71. Morning Jacks, morning all

    Cant see that Grant will last till xmas either

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  72. Morning everyone!

    Ok, so we lost then to Un**ed. Atleast it wasnt bad as previous seasons. I was surprised there was nothing happening for us on the pitch. No movement, no creative runs, no freekicks nothing at all... And on the other end they were fortunate that deflection met Park's header. However I heard commentator saying that last time Un**ed were unbeaten till X-mas, they ended up losing the title. Anything can happen from now upto May.. we just need to keep winning all our games now, cannot afford to lose any more.

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  73. Morning tone,SS11.

    Who would WHU be able to bring in?

    Losing at OT isn't the end of the world SS11,you're still well in the mix.

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  74. Noel said...


    I realise that quite a bit has gone on in the world of football in the last few weeks, but does anyone else think that McNumpty has had a kick up the arse from his bosses?
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    I'm ready for the insults,but I think McNulty's blogs have been pretty good over the last couple of months.It's the comments section where the loonies are.He's written one about "Little" Sam(which I've yet to read)but I bet it's already turned into a slanging match about Un**ed/Arsenal?Chelsea.

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  75. God's blessings on us Jack, that we are still in the mix. But to win the title we need to beat Utd and Chelsea at least once in the season. Without that it will be difficult to retain that top spot again.

    Yesterday again we were in our own shell, playing with fear, Sagna just couldnt do his usual overlap runs..Clichy didnt touch the ball for first 5-6 mins and when he did it was headed out for touchline clearance. Wilshere was good though, he went and snapped at Evra's legs twice. I liked that ;)

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  76. Jacks, How about Big Sam at Ipswich?

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  77. I don't know SS11.For all K***e's faults(which are many)he's not bent.I don't like "Little" Sam's style of football or his ego.It would probably be a case of swapping one twat for another.

    I think he'll end up at West Ham.

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  78. Wenger blames it on the pitch. He's master at giving excuses is'nt he?

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  79. Morning all.

    I'll be honest I didn't feel Arsenal did enough last night to get anything from the game.

    Nani should have scored and obviously Rooney missed the penalty.

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  80. Liverpool owner John W Henry has revealed he has been for dinner with Reds legend Kenny Dalglish and his wife. "He needs to have a more substantive role within the club," said the American, who added: "I understood about half of what he said, and I just nodded when I couldn't understand."
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    Hahaha!!

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  81. jack - i agree, mcnulty has improved his output.

    on the other hand, theyre still largely content-free but less of a laugh - McNumpty's Catachism of Cliche is now a dead blog because his chaotic imagery has almost compteley been expunged. maybe he read it and had a think.

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  82. seems the Indian poultry moguls who now own rovers found sams headless chicken approach to football too close to home

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  83. i like the rumour that he's going top be replaced by maradonna (guardian)

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  84. Paul Merson expects a goal fest on Monday night - and he can't see Man Utd beating Arsenal.
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    He couldn't have been any further from what happened!

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  85. G'day all

    Un**ed/Arsenal was a poor match... a fortunate goal was the difference between the two teams... if it was possible to give no points in a match, that would have been a fair result.

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  86. morning all first time commenting on here , but a avid reader


    anybody still know why good old big Sam got the boot ?

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  87. The Un**ed defence played well... the only positive thing I could comment on really.

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  88. Can anyone explain why Nani didn't get an assist for the goal last night regarding the FFL? I mean he scored a deflected shot it would be his goal, so why no assist?

    Also can anyone explain why Alex Song got 2 bonus points?

    Thirdly, can anyone explain how PSB are still making.........lets call them songs?

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  89. The Un**ed defence didnt have to do anything actually. We were content passing the ball in our own half. Nasri/Arshavin could do nothing.

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  90. The word IF should be before the word HE in the Nani scored sentence.

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  91. Bladder tells gays to behave in 2022... wonder if he also meant that for transvestite too.... or if he knew one was looking over his shoulder here

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  92. You call them songs Ngog.... I call them shite.

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  93. I thought the Arsenal defender should have got the assist actually.

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  94. I originally used the word shite Bo, but then changed it to songs.....no idea why mind.

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  95. Right .... I'm meant to be taking lessons in how to behave from a corrupt little dickhead like Bladder ... fucking priceless.

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  96. Surely Ancelottery should fear for his.

    My reasoning is: If Hughton & Alladyce get sacked for over achieving.......Chelski are fourth!

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  97. BojanglesOfOz said...

    You call them songs Ngog.... I call them shite
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    G'day Bo.

    I think you are being very kind to Adam and his beloved lot there.

    I think they are a crime against humanity.

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  98. On that reasoning Ngog, Fergie should have been sacked years ago.. ;-D

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  99. G'day Jack... sorry mate I have to l;eave for a couple of hours... back later.

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  100. Ngog,either take the boxing gloves off,or stop taking typing lessons from FBH.

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  101. Bisexual Bo, but my point is who the fuck is Blatter to say how others behave given the corrupt antics he presides over?

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  102. Matt - welcome to the blog. Say what you think.

    Sam - he sacked by chicken moguls for being a turkey xmas innit?

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  103. jacksofbuxton said...
    Ngog,either take the boxing gloves off,or stop taking typing lessons from FBH.
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    I should do both really. These gloves are shit and well, FBH hasn't taught me anything during this typing course.

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  104. Star, I think Blatter was trying to be clever.........never gonna happen though.

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  105. Word has it Blatter's a dead cert for both the cheating AND deluded cunt awards when they're doled out at the end of the week. Eighteen of the comittee have assured me they're voting for him ...








    *scratches head*







    .... wait a minute ...

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  106. Decent take on Man City by Dan Roan - incorporating the wild card in all this and possibly the only competitor to Blatter in Starfire's Awards ceremony Kia Joorabchian. http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/danroan/2010/12/tevez_dispute_turns_nasty.html

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  107. Star,if you want to list your heroes and villains then go onto FC Naylor's blog and do it there.

    http://deadmantalking1.blogspot.com/2010/12/regrets-start-now.html

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  108. Never trust a bloke named after a Korean car company Robbo.

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  109. Nah, I'd have to say Blatter's still in the lead Robbo.

    Kia might well have taken a dump on a team, it's owners and fanbase with this saga, but Blatter's done the same to a nation, and then, not content with that has decided alienating a world wide community into the bargain would be a good idea.

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  110. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-11983692

    Even the supermarkets are piling into FIFA now ...

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  111. Agents are doing to football clubs what the PL is doing to English football.... fucking it up.

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  112. Mornin' Lads, Avram for Chelsea.

    More breasts!

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  113. Afternoon all

    well I bite my tongue over a lot of WUMs but 'Avram for Chelsea' is just a step too far Trotts. We may be glory trophy hunting prawn-sandwich eating chav whores but fairs fair ..

    Hello to Yack and Matt


    Robbo, if the lads are getting more breasts then it's only fair that there should also be a picture of a man for the women readers on here, I'll try to think of someone and let you know.

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  114. Fair go BlueH, you got four guys on this blog alone.

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  115. Bells, I'm thinking now that maybe we need to be more specific or Robbo might go for the ultimate compromise and post a picture of Avram's breasts.

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  116. Here's something interesting ... Drogba has been playing shite for so long now I could transfer him out without losing any money now.

    Five weeks ago I would have lost a million ... which explains why he's still in and I've swapped Arshavin for Nasri.

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  117. Avram for Chelsea.



    I am slightly perturbed that you would even THINK of that ... but yes best be more specific,

    I don't know why I've never mentioned this before but Robbo is it possible to have a picture of Mourinho for us ladies (and possibly Blatter)

    as for the breasts, think we can safely elimante those of Avram Grant and Sam Allardyce

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  118. Sorry, meant to put am perturbed about Avrams breast pictures - have already stated my aversion at Avram for Chelsea

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  119. If you look at the BBC homepage there are pictures of Berlusconi and Blatter almost side by side.They look like brothers.

    Coincidence?

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  120. A picture of Mike Ashley or Sepp Blatter would cover the TIT pictures issue.

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  121. Why Did You Ngog Rafa said...
    A picture of Mike Ashley or Sepp Blatter would cover the TIT pictures issue.


    or Rooney, say while taking a penalty?

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  122. BLUEHELLSBELLS said...
    or Rooney, say while taking a penalty?
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    Or Drogba while taking a penalty?

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  124. Well in other FFL news I no longer have the dilemma of hoping Spurs will win yet Adam scores for Blackpool. He's suspended. Typical really now my midfield is purring like a kitten.

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  125. I have to say that Rooney's miss was most spectacular... that was the strangest run up to the penalty spot I have ever seen... I have watched it many times and haven't got tired of it yet

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  126. For those of you that missed it, you can catch it here, also shows the incident that led to it.

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  127. Not sure why the Norwich supporter in the background was so happy though.

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  128. May be he is really a Norwich fan.

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  129. it was a sad day for west ham when avram grant had his breast augmentation surgery "i'm banned from massage parlours - so now ive got my own pair! But my concentration is shot, i just cant leave them alone," he grinned

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  130. BojanglesOfOz said...

    I have to say that Rooney's miss was most spectacular... that was the strangest run up to the penalty spot I have ever seen... I have watched it many times and haven't got tired of it yet
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    A terrible decision,and an even worse penalty.

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  131. jacksofbuxton said...
    BojanglesOfOz said...

    I have to say that Rooney's miss was most spectacular... that was the strangest run up to the penalty spot I have ever seen... I have watched it many times and haven't got tired of it yet
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    A terrible decision,and an even worse penalty.

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    I know, who decided Rooney should take them?

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  132. Art historians are probing a real life Da Vinci Code style mystery after discovering tiny numbers and letters painted into the eyes of the artist's enigmatic Mona Lisa painting.

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    and in an amazing conincidence, opticians have discovered lots of little pound signs etched into Charlie the Temps piggy little eyes

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  133. a prostitutes phone number has been discovered on the arse of the venus de milo. in biro.

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  134. Fifa executive committee member Franz Beckenbauer says he is losing faith in the governing body after its handling of the 2018 and 2022 World Cup votes, branding the treatment of unsuccessful bidders England and Australia a "disgrace".
    Full story: Bild (in German)
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    Finally. I hope some more insiders will raise their voice. And atleast 2022 WC is moved out of Qatar.

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  135. That Berlusconi sure gets around blogidy

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  136. Why Did You Ngog Rafa said...
    I know, who decided Rooney should take them?
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    Who?

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  137. BojanglesOfOz said...

    I have to say that Rooney's miss was most spectacular... that was the strangest run up to the penalty spot I have ever seen... I have watched it many times and haven't got tired of it yet
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    Rooney must have also spotted Becks in the stadium. May be he just got inspired by that.

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  138. genius blog, I'm laughin' my tits off over 'ere

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  139. Why Did You Ngog Rafa said...
    BLUEHELLSBELLS said...
    or Rooney, say while taking a penalty?
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    Or Drogba while taking a penalty?


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    You shouldn't bite so easily Ngog ... and as even a Man Poo supporter said to me this morning 'at least Drogbas was on target'

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  140. Or you could argue.......erm.......that........ermm......... that the keeper didn't save Rooney's...........Ahem!

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  141. http://www.walletpop.co.uk/2010/12/14/humour-vacuum-in-the-north-as-fruit-picking-quip-goes-sour/

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  142. Afternoon peeps.

    Not the best game of footy ever last night, but still an entertaining match. Man Unitedebt defended well and we didn't really have a clear cut effort all night, their goal was somewhat fortunate, but what's new in that? I thought Pole the Younger had a very good game between the sticks, not bad for a twenty year old, but overall we got what we deserved....nothing.

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  143. Sam Allardyce was sacked by Blackburn Rovers' new owners because he refused to target Scotland striker Kris Boyd from Middlesbrough in the January transfer window and instead wanted Tottenham's Robbie Keane or Manchester City's Roque Santa Cruz. (the Sun)

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    Fair enough, anyone who'd wanna pay money for Keane deserves the boot.

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  144. Blackburn's owners have spelled out their vision for the future following the shock dismissal of manager Sam Allardyce.

    They want more entertainment from the team, a top five finish at least and ideally a British manager at the helm.
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    Not a lot to ask for Christmas... but for the life of me I can't think of a British manager who has the qualities to deliver the pressies.

    G'day all

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  145. TP Mazembe have become the first African side to reach the Club World Cup final after a surprise 2-0 win over Brazil's Internacional in Abu Dhabi.
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    It's good to see a team from outside Europe and South America making the final.... they'll play the winner of the Inter Milan v Seongnam Ilhwa in Saturday's final... go Seognam Ilhwa.

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  146. Have I already mentioned that the mighty O's won 2-1 away at Tranmere Rovers on Saturday... a sliver of light in an otherwise bleak weekend of football.

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  147. Here's a novel occurrence... Sheffield Wednesday has been sold to a BRITISH investment company.

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  148. Tim Vickery in his blog about the World Club Cup states "The World Club Cup needs to come up with such a spectacle if it is going to rouse the English from their indifference."
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    I have to disagree with Tim here... it is not a spectacle that is required it is more moolah... with the winners receiving $US5m no PL team is going to take a lot of interest in such a competition.... besides, an English team need to be European champions in order to compete, cant see that happening in the near future

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  149. Blackburn Rovers say "it could be a couple of months" before they appoint a manager to replace Sam Allardyce.

    "It's a very prestigious decision so we have to take some time," said Venkatesh Rao, one of the club's owners.

    "There's nothing personal against Sam," he added. "He's a very sweet and nice person, but we want a younger and more energetic appointment."

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    Sam Allardyce - sweet and nice???? They really do have no idea. And why the fuck sack your manager who is safe in mid table, when you have no plans as to what to do next? They want a more energetic manager - I guess that rules Avram out.

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  150. As you have probably already gathered I have a soft spot for West Ham, not the same soft spot I have for Roy K***e (a bog in the middle of Ireland) so I would like to see Twiggy go to the hammers now that he is available. His teams may not play attractive football but he gets the best out of what is available to him.

    The hammers over the years have generally been an attacking team that try to play attractive football but that has not been the case over the past couple of seasons; it has been about survival and I feel Twiggy is the man best suited to help them survive the next couple of years in the PL. He has to be better than Grant, who has been a failure at every club he has managed.

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  151. re:the paedophile chants relentlessly directed at wenger and ignored by the media.

    i hear even some man u fans are starting to think : what kind of sick fuck supports man u?

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  152. i think andrew lansley has the right idea putting the administration of europes largest employer the NHS in the hands of the doctors.

    i think this principle should be applied more widely. managers are an unnecessary administrative layer. after all rooney and tevez have shown whos really in charge.

    so let the players run the club! tevez in charge of transfers, rooney as treasurer, kieron dyer fitness coach, joey barton in charge of stadium security. rob green - hes a safe pair of hands.

    and children should be in charge of schools and why not go the whole hog and put the looneys in charge of the chuffin asylum.

    the HNS is doomed. its the tory plan. if you want major surgery please report to the meat counter at tescos.

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  153. btw the HNS is the arm of the NHS dedicated to the treatment of dyslexia

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  154. theres a classic konnolsky on the telegraph

    http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/indialenon/100067949/my-generation-have-a-reason-to-be-angry-about-tuition-fees-weve-been-betrayed/

    i assume their moderators didnt get as far as the suggestion that students should try oral sex as a way of paying for their fees. i also learned the correct name for the ushanka i bury my head in every day...



    not sure how long my post will survive, this is it :

    How selfish and self-righteous most of the posts are on here. There's less common decency on a Telegraph message board than the average Old Trafford crowd. When they're playing Arsenal.

    I understand you all want to preserve for your slightly dim kids your hard-won sense of privileged entitlement. But do even you lot of old farts not wish society to become better educated over-all? Educational access widened? Or will that rob you of your sense of superiority over the undeserving (ie didn't have the support you had from mummy and daddy).

    You disgust me.

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  155. Spurs has the largest squad in the league apparently ... thought Man City had that accolade but oh well, I can't argue with Levy wanting to shuffle a few players off and trim the wage bill ... so long as we get a decent striker and a CB made out of titanium. (it'll be the only way we'll have a CB play week in week out)

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  156. Kosovo's PM 'head of organ ring'

    ....

    makes the odd duck house in your moat on expenses seem trivial dunnit?

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  157. I presume the Kosovo PM has a house full of knock off Hammond organs he flogs at the local market then.

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  158. mouth organs, jack

    ear organs

    sex organs

    any organ you like.

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  159. Speaking of organs,have a read of this....

    http://sirenvoices.blogspot.com/2010/12/mr-petersen.html

    Especially the last paragraph.

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  160. this is putins footballing girlfriend demonstrating an outrageous step-over

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  161. http://abc-newdays.cocolog-nifty.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/04/17/alina_kabaeva011.jpg

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  162. Tottenham may attempt to lure former Arsenal forward Jose Antonio Reyes back to north London. The 27-year-old, now at Atletico Madrid, is valued at a minimum of £8.5m.
    Full story: IMScouting
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    Star, do you have any spare hats left?

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  163. interesting blog, jack, just browsed a couple. big respect for medics.

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  164. Newcastle Jets are flying at the mo. Another win tonight. They've been unstoppable since Franny Jeffers arrived on an 8 game contract. I reckon he's earned himself a longer deal now. Since he arrived they've gone from 2nd bottom up to 5th, with a game in hand on the teams above them.

    Star - I guess Robbie Keane will be leaving in January. Levy hinted at trimming the squad down, and he seems an obvious choice. Niko Krancjar and maybe David Bentley may be surplus too. I wouldn't mind seeing Palacios leaving. He's a walking yellow card that likes to give away penalties. Not needed when Huddlestone is fit, and we have Sandro as well. I do enjoy the transfer window though. Arsenal must sign a few players surely Shirley?

    Roger, Roger. What's my vector, Victor?

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  165. A bit like firemen blog, always there when you need them but barely get the recognition they deserve.

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  166. What's with the alliterations alice... sorry, couldn't think of anything to put with Noel

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  167. Newcastle Jets are flying at the mo. Another win tonight. They've been unstoppable since Franny Jeffers arrived on an 8 game contract. I reckon he's earned himself a longer deal now. Since he arrived they've gone from 2nd bottom up to 5th
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    That's nothing Noel, Glory went from top to second bottom in around ten weeks.

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  168. That takes real commitment. Robbie's expertise is obviously paying off.

    I watched Airplane the other day, hence the Leslie Nielsen quotes. Although I think Jacks has been using the Shirley one since Leslie died.

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  169. Real Madrid and Arsenal are considering a swap deal involving full-back Gael Clichy going to Spain in exchange for forward Karim Benzema.

    Any deal would involve Arsenal having to hand over around £6-8m as well as Clichy to nab a player who cost Real Madrid a whopping £35m to sign in the summer of 2009.
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    Is there a copy boy working overtime in some editors closet picking names out of bag and feeding them under the door... where does all this shit come from

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  170. Noel they are different quotes altogether.

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  171. Noel they are different quotes.

    Boom boom.

    G'day to the Aussies on here.

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  172. And Good Morning to the Pommies.

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  173. Top of the morning to you to Jack.... the Warne rumours seem to be tapering off'.. they only mention him in connection with Liz Hurley now

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  174. Manchester City fans wrote "Once a Blue, Always and Blue" in the dirt on the back of Carlos Tevez's Hummer as they attempt to convince him to stay at Eastlands. (Daily Mirror)
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    That makes no sense to me, so how is Carlito supposed to understand it?

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  175. Warnie is just a stepping stone on her way to my doorstep, Bo.

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  176. If my heart was sounder Noel I'd be jealous.

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  177. I reckon after all the millionaires that she's been with, she'll be looking for a 30-year old student. It's every socialite's dream.

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  178. Robbo has predicited that Ancelotti will be out of work by Christmas.

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  179. Anyhow, getting late over here, so I'm off. Big day tomorrow sat on my arse in front of the TV watching cricket and waiting for Liz to turn up. I'll woo her with chicken kievs and chips. I reckon they'll be a bit of banter in the commentary box with Warnie tomorrow.

    Laters guys.

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  180. I'll have to find somewhere on the net to watch it as it wont be televised live over here.

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  181. The punters over here have made the Aussies favourites to win the Perth test.... cant see it myself but then I'm the one that gets 2 predictions a week right (on a good day) in the footy tips

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  182. blogdignag said...
    this is putins footballing girlfriend demonstrating an outrageous step-over

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    No wonder they got the world cup!

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  183. Are the new Blackburn owners trying to rob Mike Ashley of the prize as biggest meddlers in football affairs?

    Or have the Indians* came up with a new briliant strategie by sacking the manager and just seeing what happens without a new one? I bet David Gold is speaking with his lawyers at this very second to see if there is a way he can steal that idea.


    * Are we still allowed to call them Indians? Or do we have to be p.c. and use the name Native Mumbaians?

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  184. Native Mumbaians?
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    Hahaha!! Classic mate.

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  185. Noel said...
    Manchester City fans wrote "Once a Blue, Always and Blue" in the dirt on the back of Carlos Tevez's Hummer as they attempt to convince him to stay at Eastlands. (Daily Mirror)
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    That makes no sense to me, so how is Carlito supposed to understand it?

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    That's best Mancurian Spanglish that is, Noel.

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