Thursday 7 October 2010

The Hell of Hicksville

Okay. I’ll be honest. There’s been a bit of me smirking like a third-rate Eastenders villain at the plight of Liverpool Football Club. I’m as ready as the next Englishman to wallow in the misfortune of the mighty.

Old Ollie said he got tingles just reading the ‘This Is Anfield’ sign on his way on to the pitch. Me too Ian. I get a frisson when I know you’ve got three points in the bag even before the game’s begun. Thing it’s all gone a bit unbelievable now. Like the most blatant plastic surgery, Liverpool’s gone tits up.

There are five tits in question. Though I think quite possibly the American tits (strictly speaking, chickadees) are the ones with most to answer. From what I can gather, Martin Broughton responded to Hicks’s intransigence over decent offers for the club by just huffing off to the press and leaving the poker-faced Yank billionaire playing Texas Hold ‘Em (Till a Playboy Oil Baron Comes A Calling).

At the present rate Hicks and Gillett stand to lose 140 million – not sure if that’s pounds or dollars – like it makes a flamin’ difference. Basically, it’s shitloads. Even Georgie Osborne might blench at taking that much cash off someone in one fell swoop. So in a way you can understand their resistance.

And in another way – just take the money and eff off, lads. It’s not like it’s the first time for Tom. No, he’s done this with other sports franchises in the States.



He seems to have the capacity to get other people’s money to buy him into new businesses without ever making making a decent fist of any of them.

Why are these people he’s borrowing from still chucking cash at him? And why, when he was making such a patent mess of US franchises like the Dallas Stars and the recently bankrupted (sound familiar?) Texas Rangers, did LFC think he was such a good catch? The only connection I can find between the two is that they both spend a lot of time in the red.

At least in the other two instances Hicks was shitting on his own doorstep. Texas. The Lone Star State. Or should that be Loan Star? I don’t reckon it’s a part of the world we Brits have ever felt that enamoured of. JR Ewing, George Dubya, Tom Hicks... there was the Texan bar in the 70s which I liked but I do blame it for the fact I’ve now got so many fillings the dentist uses cavity wall insulation to keep the teeth from crumbling altogether.

I looked up a site of Famous Texans. Here’s the bloke who invented Star Trek. And Jayne Mansfield. That’s about your lot.

Hicks’s response to the crisis was straight out of Southfork too. The Brits on the board go blabbing. They’re not on the board anymore. According to Tom. Possibly not according to law. He’s replaced them with two objective people. His friend and his son. Meanwhile Martin Brought-In reveals he signed up on the understanding that the owners would not frustrate his attempts to find a buyer for the club. Unless that buyer costs the owners the GDP of Belgium. Maybe.

It’s carnage. Like two lions fighting each other while the press vultures pick at the Anfield carcass til there’s nowt left.

Still, like in all good Texan yarns, the cavalry have just appeared on the horizon. Reday to ride to the rescue is... another yank.

This one, and his pals own the Boston Red Sox. That’s right. They spell ‘socks’ that way in the US of A. They tell the time by their clox, their ships are moored in dox, and their geese gather in flox. What a bunch of Cox.

Except they’re not. And this bloke, John Henry, doesn’t appear to be all bad either. Given that his predecessor will be Hicks, even Nick Flaming Leeson would look a decent bet.

From what I can glean – and remember I’m about as financially literate as Wayne Rooney is... well... literate – he doesn’t rely too much on piling loads of debt onto his acquisitions at the first possible opportunity. And he doesn’t seem to be too much of a bullshitter either. His consortium saved a famous sports stadium rather than building a brand new utterly soulless slightly out of town facility with all the buzz and atmos of a Trappist monks karaoke night.

If Hicks can have the club wrenched from his cold dead hand (and here I paraphrase Charlton Heston who may not have been Texan but would have fitted in dead well there) there may still be an Anfield to go watch football at. And despite the piss-taking earlier on, it is a great stadium and I doubt a new ‘un in the centre of Stanley Park would have nearly the same resonance.

Were it not for the fact of John Henry’s birthplace I reckon Liverpool fans might be able to see a glimmer of light.

But the trouble is, once you just let the nearest billionaire take a hold of your football club you are at the mercy of whoever the hell might want it next. And hellfire that person could be anyone... Thaksin Shinawatra, Sulaiman Al-Fahim, Malcolm (Shudder, United fans, Shudder!) Glazer... any Johnny-come-lately basically.

'Yes sir, I'm tellin y'all, Ewe-nah-ted are next!'

Abramovich set the benchmark. But even he won’t just sit around coughing up tenners like a malfunctioning cashpoint. I hope this rich man’s plaything of a League rights itself sooner or later and we just have a bunch of similarly endowed institutions all battling it out on a level playing field (not that there are any bloody playing-fields left in this country) and all will be right with the world.

Although we’d still have Man Friggin’ City.

Bugger.

497 comments:

  1. i just hope this can be the beginning of the end of the off field talk and liverpool can start concentrating on where it matters, the pitch, Good blog robbo

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  2. So this is what it feels like to come second.

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  3. the premiership has become a fuckin cash circus featuring the Popover the plutocratic Clown, taming the Asian Tiger economy, the Gurning Texican and the Oily Arab Snake boy aka the Snakey Arab Oil Boy

    i can envisage a scenario in which man city win the league for the next 10000 years running and we're all reated to the gallagher brothers bushy monobrowed smugness world without end

    horrible. we'll end up wanting man u to win and whod have ever thought that would happen?

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  4. noel, anon was only faking her post

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  5. Good Blog Robbo, I feel that the upcoming Merseyside Derby is going to be cumpulosory. Wed Woiy Vs The successor to Red Nose. Does Moyes like horses and a fine wine? Personally I hope LFC lose only for the faxt that I can looik forwrd to the headlines and more importantly the fvalue is LFC is unlikley to rise so they can be rid of Stadler & Wldorf asap.

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  7. blogdignag said...

    noel, anon was only faking her post

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    Was she faking? It looked real to me, plus she said she never fakes it. So did I really come first? Yeah, I win! Oh well, I'm rolling over and going to sleep.

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  8. "Trappist monks karaoke night" excellent imagery

    I do fear for Liverpool, and their current manager, Woy,but why should I, its not an entitlement, prem status. No club is too big to drop, Newcastle, Leeds are the best examples, and remember,IOU, when red conk goes and half the team hobbles off with their metatarsals misplaced, the next manager could be another from the RAFA School of Purchasing

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  9. I am ever baffled by fans of any club that express the 'entitlement' to win and keep winning titles.

    Slightly less baffled by their delusional sense of attachment to the business that is a professional football club.

    Sure there are some good folx out there trying to do it right by the club they own or run but most of them are in it for the bux. The bux making happens to coincide with winning stuff and selling stuff.

    No club is big enough to not go down or out.
    No club.

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  10. Manchester City forward Carlos Tevez has said that he would return to his native Argentina if his daughters ever wanted him to.
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    Thats a NO then.

    which little girl wants monsters to tuck them in at night?

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  11. What do you get if you cross murder with suicide?

    Merseyside

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  12. Will the threat of a 9 point deduction make any difference to Hix and Gullet?

    No, didnt think so

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  13. I didn't think Liverpool would actually get a deduction. I was under the impression that it would be the holding club who would, Liverpool FC would then be sold as a going concern and therefore not be eligable for the penalty. Am I mistaken?

    They just need to set some basic rules like clubs can't operate on more than x% debt to turnover. That will make the playing field fairer (stop clubs like Portsmouth effectively cheating to win the FA Cup), a salary cap would also be good - eliminate Citeh from buying all the best players, though I don't see that as feasible.

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  14. I feel a certain amount of sympathy for any fan of a premier league club(I realise that sounds patronising.Apologies)The connection between fan and club went a long time ago.We are all simply customers waiting to have our hard earned cash taken away from us.
    Owners aren't the only problem.I'm sure the vast sums of money that City spend are just their loose change down the back of the sofa,but the wages being payed out to very average players is ludicrous.£24m to buy James Milner?Football in this country is like the snake eating it's own tail.

    Still,it's not all bad news.FA Cup day tomorrow,Port Vale still top of the league,Ipswich doing ok....

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  15. Radar,

    http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/Liverpool-could-face-a-nine-point-deduction-if-the-owners-holding-company-Kop-Holdings-is-put-into-administration-article596201.html

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  16. Good blog Robbo, looks like lot of research went into this one!

    Hicks & Co. must be under lot of pressure to just sell off the club and leave the shores of Merseyside for once and all.

    Players performance on the pitch & Club Ownership Issue - How are these 2 related to each other? Why should players feel affected by whats happening off the field? Discuss.

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  17. Mornin' all

    I wonder if anyone's scrawled 'Welcome to shitstorm central' underneath the signs welcoming people to Kirkdale station yet.

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  18. Morning.

    Nice picture there robbo, you can see most of the boob. Also that picture of Marilyn is decent too.

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  19. That's me done on here til this afternoon, gotta dash. Ciao.

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  20. SS11 said...
    Good blog Robbo, looks like lot of research went into this one!

    Hicks & Co. must be under lot of pressure to just sell off the club and leave the shores of Merseyside for once and all.

    Players performance on the pitch & Club Ownership Issue - How are these 2 related to each other? Why should players feel affected by whats happening off the field? Discuss.
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    Uncertainty off the field should only affect them if there is a worry about being paid their wages or being sold. As there is neither it is just an excuse for a deeper malaise there in terms of the fans not really being behind the team as much. The style of play is worse than it was under Benitez and you have to hope (sorry I mean fear of course) the worst for Liverpool. If administration comes round RBS would lose most of their money as Hicks and Gillet would be able to agree a reduced debt which the club would have to pay anyway and they wouldn't benefit from a new buyer.

    Also I don't think any court would rule a deal that costs the 2 main shareholders £140M as reasonable and as RBS can't even manage themselves without governmnet money and they are making a fortune in penalty payments I don't think they will force the issue either.

    I think Tom and George will be in charge for the rest of the season (as will Woy because they can't afford to sack him) and LFC may be able to win the Championship next season (shame it will be the Npower one though eh?)

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  21. Why Did You Ngog Rafa said...

    Morning.

    Nice picture there robbo, you can see most of the boob. Also that picture of Marilyn is decent too.
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    It's Jayne Mansfield you divvy.

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  22. Uncertainty off the field should only affect them if there is a worry about being paid their wages or being sold.
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    But this being sold for the good. Then what's the cause for poor performance?

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  24. For me it looks like the club would be sold BRS and RBS will be happy to take their money back what they'll get from new owners.

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  25. mornin' Lads, good stuff Robbo but Texas is awesome, cool, the bomb, that's why Chris Rea said he was moving there. They got biiiiiig loooooooong roads out there.

    The Texas Rangers were run into the ground by the dipshit that owns LFC. Sold at auction earlier this year to a group of baseball people headed by Nolan Ryan, legendary Texas Hall-Of-Fame pitcher. Last night they took a 2-0 lead in their play-off series against the Rays, so, chins up and heads down Scousers, there can be life after Hicks.

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  26. Adam, they couldn't afford to sack Rafa, but they did (belatedly)

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  27. Jacks

    If you say it often enough you may just convince yourself but deep down you know what you'll be buying at HMV on November 1st

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  28. Why,is there a new Beatles album out then?

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  29. Morning all. I'm stuck up here in Jockland with the porridge wogs and can't help but notice that they can't speak English propoerly. I was speaking to a lovely young lady in the pub last night and when I suggested we go out for a smoke she said "Hud un ar mow wah I git ma fleas" (at least that's what it sounded like). From the fact she came back about a minute later with her coat I think she meant to say "Hold on a minute while I get my fleece".

    Why is it that anyone born north of the Wash can't speak English properly? Discuss.

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  31. Try again....

    Is it because anyone born north of The Wash lives in the sea?Javelin.

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  32. Not technicallly true Jackston as a large part of Lincolnshire is north of the Wash.

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  33. So yesterday Woy said he can't wait for the old Yanks to leave, even though they are still his boss, and now he's saying he can't wait to spend the new Yanks' money when they buy the club.

    Is it me or has he gone mad? He's biting the hand that still feeds him, and then planning to spend the cash of some other bloke who may not even want him as manager after the start to the season that he's overseen. He's gone cwazy.

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  34. Indeed he has and the longer is stays at Anfield the better until he has a Keegan moment and loses teh plot live on Sky Sports

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  35. If he does will he have a FACT sheet or a bad moment list

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  36. I'd love it if that happened. Love it.

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  37. That would have been better if it followed your Keegan bit.

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  38. ColchesterFC said...

    Not technicallly true Jackston as a large part of Lincolnshire is north of the Wash.
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    It's only been borrowed from the sea Colch.

    And have you seen the locals?

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  39. I was there a couple of weeks ago at Butlins in Skegness. I now know where all the shellsuits have gone. I've never seen so much manmade fibre all in one place before. If that place ever catches fire it will burn for 1000 years.

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  41. They'll be ok Blogidy,they can just move up to the top of all the hills that run through the county.

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  42. My plan is just to move north and teach the locals English on the way. I'll be like a modern day missionary helping the uneducated natives in counties where they can't speak English.

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  44. jeez. manch utd lose all profits to glazer debt regime, liverpool sinking beneaath the wash (i think) and ive just read that arsenal are in big trouble too.

    their website has published a number you can phone if youre concerned : its 0800 101010

    thats : 0800 won nothing won nothing won nothing

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  45. I tell you what I'd LUV IT I'd LUV IT if WOY lost his cool on Sky sports!!

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  46. more chance of him losing his pipe, slippers and cup of cocoa because he forgot where he put them down, MR

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  47. thats fulfilled my quota of weak jokes for the day


    BBBOOOOIIINNNNGGGG!

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  48. dammit...2 consecutive liverpool blogs from robbo...i hate intl breaks.

    ah well..lets give em something to talk about then.

    woy is definitely losing his sanity poor bastard...must be cursing the wild moment he chose to leave fulham.

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  49. The biggest problem at Liverpool Ah is that you've got too many northerners in the team and not enough southerners. Everyone knows that southerners are more educated, more intelligent and better players. Since they got rid of Alonso and Mascerano (southerners) and brought in Poulsen (northerner) they've been terrible.

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  50. You're right Colch PLUS if they had as many supporters from the South as, say, Man U - then who knows how successful they might be ..


    Hello all - so pee'd off I have been so busy at work last few days not even had time to lurk properly. And now it's so long since we beat Arsenal on Sunday it doesn't seem right to mention it. Oops seems like I just have. Actually H2H was very gracious about especially as not sure we really deserved it the way we played ..

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  51. It's not all good news for Man IOU BHB. They've announced a loss of £83 million for the year despite operating profits of over £100 million all because of their debts.

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    PSB ARE AWESOME AND EVERYONE SHOULD BUY THEIR ALBUM WHICH IS OUT ON 1ST NOVEMBER
    PSB ARE AWESOME AND EVERYONE SHOULD BUY THEIR ALBUM WHICH IS OUT ON 1ST NOVEMBER
    PSB ARE AWESOME AND EVERYONE SHOULD BUY THEIR ALBUM WHICH IS OUT ON 1ST NOVEMBER
    PSB ARE AWESOME AND EVERYONE SHOULD BUY THEIR ALBUM WHICH IS OUT ON 1ST NOVEMBER
    PSB ARE AWESOME AND EVERYONE SHOULD BUY THEIR ALBUM WHICH IS OUT ON 1ST NOVEMBER
    PSB ARE AWESOME AND EVERYONE SHOULD BUY THEIR ALBUM WHICH IS OUT ON 1ST NOVEMBER
    PSB ARE AWESOME AND EVERYONE SHOULD BUY THEIR ALBUM WHICH IS OUT ON 1ST NOVEMBER

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  56. I don't mean that by the way. It's just that after my previous post about ManU's debts I thought I'd better put something to cheer Adam up

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  57. ColchesterFC said...

    I think what she meant to say was.........

    COLCH IS A TIT AND SHOULDN'T DO THAT AGAIN AS IT ENCOURAGES ADAM.
    COLCH IS A TIT AND SHOULDN'T DO THAT AGAIN AS IT ENCOURAGES ADAM.
    COLCH IS A TIT AND SHOULDN'T DO THAT AGAIN AS IT ENCOURAGES ADAM.
    COLCH IS A TIT AND SHOULDN'T DO THAT AGAIN AS IT ENCOURAGES ADAM.
    COLCH IS A TIT AND SHOULDN'T DO THAT AGAIN AS IT ENCOURAGES ADAM.
    COLCH IS A TIT AND SHOULDN'T DO THAT AGAIN AS IT ENCOURAGES ADAM.
    COLCH IS A TIT AND SHOULDN'T DO THAT AGAIN AS IT ENCOURAGES ADAM.
    COLCH IS A TIT AND SHOULDN'T DO THAT AGAIN AS IT ENCOURAGES ADAM.
    COLCH IS A TIT AND SHOULDN'T DO THAT AGAIN AS IT ENCOURAGES ADAM.
    COLCH IS A TIT AND SHOULDN'T DO THAT AGAIN AS IT ENCOURAGES ADAM.
    COLCH IS A TIT AND SHOULDN'T DO THAT AGAIN AS IT ENCOURAGES ADAM.
    COLCH IS A TIT AND SHOULDN'T DO THAT AGAIN AS IT ENCOURAGES ADAM.
    COLCH IS A TIT AND SHOULDN'T DO THAT AGAIN AS IT ENCOURAGES ADAM.
    COLCH IS A TIT AND SHOULDN'T DO THAT AGAIN AS IT ENCOURAGES ADAM.
    COLCH IS A TIT AND SHOULDN'T DO THAT AGAIN AS IT ENCOURAGES ADAM.
    COLCH IS A TIT AND SHOULDN'T DO THAT AGAIN AS IT ENCOURAGES ADAM.
    COLCH IS A TIT AND SHOULDN'T DO THAT AGAIN AS IT ENCOURAGES ADAM.
    COLCH IS A TIT AND SHOULDN'T DO THAT AGAIN AS IT ENCOURAGES ADAM.
    COLCH IS A TIT AND SHOULDN'T DO THAT AGAIN AS IT ENCOURAGES ADAM.
    COLCH IS A TIT AND SHOULDN'T DO THAT AGAIN AS IT ENCOURAGES ADAM.
    COLCH IS A TIT AND SHOULDN'T DO THAT AGAIN AS IT ENCOURAGES ADAM.
    COLCH IS A TIT AND SHOULDN'T DO THAT AGAIN AS IT ENCOURAGES ADAM.
    COLCH IS A TIT AND SHOULDN'T DO THAT AGAIN AS IT ENCOURAGES ADAM.
    COLCH IS A TIT AND SHOULDN'T DO THAT AGAIN AS IT ENCOURAGES ADAM.
    COLCH IS A TIT AND SHOULDN'T DO THAT AGAIN AS IT ENCOURAGES ADAM.
    COLCH IS A TIT AND SHOULDN'T DO THAT AGAIN AS IT ENCOURAGES ADAM.
    COLCH IS A TIT AND SHOULDN'T DO THAT AGAIN AS IT ENCOURAGES ADAM.
    COLCH IS A TIT AND SHOULDN'T DO THAT AGAIN AS IT ENCOURAGES ADAM.

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  58. people...can we just agree on a meaningless compromise,,,

    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and EVERYONE SHOULD BUY THEIR ALBUM WHICH IS OUT ON 1ST NOVEMBER
    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and EVERYONE SHOULD BUY THEIR ALBUM WHICH IS OUT ON 1ST NOVEMBER
    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and EVERYONE SHOULD BUY THEIR ALBUM WHICH IS OUT ON 1ST NOVEMBER
    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and EVERYONE SHOULD BUY THEIR ALBUM WHICH IS OUT ON 1ST NOVEMBER
    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and EVERYONE SHOULD BUY THEIR ALBUM WHICH IS OUT ON 1ST NOVEMBER
    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and EVERYONE SHOULD BUY THEIR ALBUM WHICH IS OUT ON 1ST NOVEMBER
    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and EVERYONE SHOULD BUY THEIR ALBUM WHICH IS OUT ON 1ST NOVEMBER
    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and EVERYONE SHOULD BUY THEIR ALBUM WHICH IS OUT ON 1ST NOVEMBER
    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and EVERYONE SHOULD BUY THEIR ALBUM WHICH IS OUT ON 1ST NOVEMBER

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  59. i THINK i'VE GO oops caps lock

    I think I've got it BHB,was it....
    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.

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  60. What I really want to see happen is for PSB to buy Liverpool and then watch Adam's head explode while he tries to deal with his mixed emotions.

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  61. Here's a decent compromise....

    PSB ARE HACKNEYED SHITE 80S TAT AND NOONE(PLYMOUTH)SHOULD BUT THEIR NEW ALBUM.
    PSB ARE HACKNEYED SHITE 80S TAT AND NOONE(PLYMOUTH)SHOULD BUT THEIR NEW ALBUM.
    PSB ARE HACKNEYED SHITE 80S TAT AND NOONE(PLYMOUTH)SHOULD BUT THEIR NEW ALBUM.
    PSB ARE HACKNEYED SHITE 80S TAT AND NOONE(PLYMOUTH)SHOULD BUT THEIR NEW ALBUM.
    PSB ARE HACKNEYED SHITE 80S TAT AND NOONE(PLYMOUTH)SHOULD BUT THEIR NEW ALBUM.
    PSB ARE HACKNEYED SHITE 80S TAT AND NOONE(PLYMOUTH)SHOULD BUT THEIR NEW ALBUM.
    PSB ARE HACKNEYED SHITE 80S TAT AND NOONE(PLYMOUTH)SHOULD BUT THEIR NEW ALBUM.
    PSB ARE HACKNEYED SHITE 80S TAT AND NOONE(PLYMOUTH)SHOULD BUT THEIR NEW ALBUM.
    PSB ARE HACKNEYED SHITE 80S TAT AND NOONE(PLYMOUTH)SHOULD BUT THEIR NEW ALBUM.
    PSB ARE HACKNEYED SHITE 80S TAT AND NOONE(PLYMOUTH)SHOULD BUT THEIR NEW ALBUM.
    PSB ARE HACKNEYED SHITE 80S TAT AND NOONE(PLYMOUTH)SHOULD BUT THEIR NEW ALBUM.
    PSB ARE HACKNEYED SHITE 80S TAT AND NOONE(PLYMOUTH)SHOULD BUT THEIR NEW ALBUM.
    PSB ARE HACKNEYED SHITE 80S TAT AND NOONE(PLYMOUTH)SHOULD BUT THEIR NEW ALBUM.
    PSB ARE HACKNEYED SHITE 80S TAT AND NOONE(PLYMOUTH)SHOULD BUT THEIR NEW ALBUM.

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  62. but their new album?It's the gay thing I suppose...

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  63. AnfieldHopeful said...
    people...can we just agree on a meaningless compromise,,,

    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and EVERYONE SHOULD BUY THEIR ALBUM WHICH IS OUT ON 1ST NOVEMBER
    ---------------------------------------------

    How about........

    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and EVERYONE SHOULD BUY THEIR ALBUM WHICH IS OUT ON 1ST NOVEMBER but never listened to again by anyone

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  64. Trouble with that Colch is it gives the hopeless 80s synth tat tossers some cash.

    How about.......

    PSB ARE HACKNEYED SHITE 80S TAT AND EVERYONE SHOULD ILLEGALLY DOWNLOAD THEIR ALBUM FOR FREE AND FLOOD THE INTERNET WITH IT SO THE TALENTLESS PAIR OF TITS GET NO CASH FROM IT.

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  65. yoy are right AH it is very childish of us to get at Adam like that

    LIVERPOOL ARE GOING DOWN
    LIVERPOOL ARE GOING DOWN
    LIVERPOOL ARE GOING DOWN
    LIVERPOOL ARE GOING DOWN
    LIVERPOOL ARE GOING DOWN
    LIVERPOOL ARE GOING DOWN
    LIVERPOOL ARE GOING DOWN
    LIVERPOOL ARE GOING DOWN
    LIVERPOOL ARE GOING DOWN
    LIVERPOOL ARE GOING DOWN
    LIVERPOOL ARE GOING DOWN
    LIVERPOOL ARE GOING DOWN
    LIVERPOOL ARE GOING DOWN
    LIVERPOOL ARE GOING DOWN
    LIVERPOOL ARE GOING DOWN
    LIVERPOOL ARE GOING DOWN
    LIVERPOOL ARE GOING DOWN
    LIVERPOOL ARE GOING DOWN
    LIVERPOOL ARE GOING DOWN
    LIVERPOOL ARE GOING DOWN

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  66. even you - though I may have actually meant it as a cross between you and woy

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  67. that 'even you' was to correct my typo NOT in response to your question Jacks.

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  68. BLUEHELLSBELLS said...
    that 'even you' was to correct my typo NOT in response to your question Jacks.
    -------------------------------------

    I'm glad you clarified that BHB. I was beginning to have nightmare visions of the whole Liverpool squad round at Jacks' barber shop........(I think it's best I leave it there).

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  69. They couldn't afford the bus from Liverpool to Buxton Colch.

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  70. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/l/liverpool/9074311.stm

    Could be the 9 point penalty is applicable after all.

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  71. Hey Jacks, a breaking update: "Sore losers turn petty"
    Ricky Ponting denies VVS Laxman a runner for second test. Although may be technically correct, but that sounds stupidish from the Aussie captain.

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  72. jacksofbuxton said...
    They couldn't afford the bus from Liverpool to Buxton Colch.
    ------------------------------------------

    They could always use the bus they use for open top parades around the city. After all they've not used it for a few years and it could probably do with a run out.

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  73. looks like Dundee are in Administration now

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/d/dundee/9044022.stm

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  74. SS11 said...

    Hey Jacks, a breaking update: "Sore losers turn petty"
    Ricky Ponting denies VVS Laxman a runner for second test. Although may be technically correct, but that sounds stupidish from the Aussie captain.
    __________________________________________

    The thing is SS11 Punter is quite right.If VVS is going into the game with an injury then it's quite right he shouldn't have a runner.It would lead to all sorts of nonsense going on

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  75. I know he is right. I just had a laugh. Punter is shit scared at the moment.
    We'll probably rest VVS and play C Pujara then.

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  76. I wouldn't laugh just yet SS11.A fired up Punter is not what I would want to see play against me.

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  77. C Pujara's stats:

    Mat Runs HS Ave 100 50
    50 3986 302* 60.39 14 14

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  78. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/9070578.stm

    one for Trotts later.

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  79. lol just popped my head into the Sanctuary ... can't believe the mods still pop their heads in there after so many months ... one of Jack's latest comments got modded.

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  80. lots of players have good domestic records SS11(Hick,Ramprakash etc).

    It'll be interesting to see if he can step up to test level.

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  81. Hearing aids cropped up in the conversation Star(I know,I know)so I found a great quote from Fawlty Towers.That got modded,so my next post pointed out why it was modded.

    For being off topic.

    On a blog 8 months old where the 3 of us on there are just yakking.

    Funnily enough,that got modded as well.

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  82. Good news for me is I'm top of teh Barber Shop League

    PSB for Number 1 - got a catchy ring to it I say

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  83. Mickey Adams named league 2 manager of the month

    http://www.football-league.co.uk/league2/news/20101007/adams-named-manager-of-the-month_2248208_2177336

    Uncle Colin got the Championship one again.(I don't think it'll be his last either)

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  84. adampsb said...

    Good news for me is I'm top of teh Barber Shop League

    PSB for Number 1 - got a catchy ring to it I say
    ____________________________
    Is that what Neil Tennant says as well when he's out cottaging?

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  85. I think what she meant to say was.........

    PSB ARE AWESOME AND EVERYONE SHOULD BUY THEIR ALBUM WHICH IS OUT ON 1ST NOVEMBER
    I fully agree - I also think Pink Floyd songs should be sold as individual downloads to get rid of taht pretentious Concept album thing.

    PSB have written the music for a Children's play at the Young Vic in London that starts next month and have written a ballet score for Sadlers Wells theatre for the spring.

    Fantastic

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  86. jacksofbuxton said...
    adampsb said...

    Good news for me is I'm top of teh Barber Shop League

    PSB for Number 1 - got a catchy ring to it I say
    ____________________________
    Is that what Neil Tennant says as well when he's out cottaging?

    ------------------------

    No a catchy ring is something George Michael gets when he visits Arsenal

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  87. If we make £100m a year in operating profits then i cant see why someone hasnt come in with an offer to buy us.

    Cant believe BHB is flirting with jacks so openly. Jacks is it right you are almost identical to Mourinho?

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  88. Can anyone else spot the juxtaposition in these 2 sentences....

    I fully agree - I also think Pink Floyd songs should be sold as individual downloads to get rid of taht pretentious Concept album thing.

    and...

    PSB have written the music for a Children's play at the Young Vic in London that starts next month and have written a ballet score for Sadlers Wells theatre for the spring.


    Pretentious?Moi?

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  89. Do the glaziers actually own anything without having it paid for by debt? Surely, if you had the cash in something else, its worth selling it, paying off our debt, and take the profit?

    See, i have always thought that despite the huge amount of debt, nothing would change if that debt wasnt there. They would stil increase ticket prices. The kits would still cost as much.

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  90. ScholesTheGingerPrince said...

    If we make £100m a year in operating profits then i cant see why someone hasnt come in with an offer to buy us.

    Cant believe BHB is flirting with jacks so openly. Jacks is it right you are almost identical to Mourinho?
    ___________________________________

    It's ok Scholsey old friend.She's only after one thing.

    My kidney/lungs/liver/spleen (delete as appropriate.Depending on order from Russia)

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  91. It's Jayne Mansfield you divvy.

    ====================

    I know that you tit!! It says it directly above the picture!!

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  92. Why Did You Ngog Rafa said...

    It's Jayne Mansfield you divvy.

    ====================

    I know that you tit!! It says it directly above the picture!!
    ________________________________________________
    So why did you write this then....


    Nice picture there robbo, you can see most of the boob. Also that picture of Marilyn is decent too.

    You cock.

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  93. At least she still had her head on

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  94. Hi kids.

    Good stuff once again Robbo, sir.

    Bells, Chelsea got their tactics spot on last week, they deserved to win.

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  95. Why Did You Ngog Rafa said...

    As I thought it was funny.
    _______________________________________________

    Well it wasn't




































    cock

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  97. Those who think that L'pool won't get a points deduction if their parent company go into administration have obviously forgotten what happened to Southampton not so long ago.

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  98. http://forums.liverpoolfc.tv/showthread.php?t=197688

    Have a read through that H and see what you think.

    It is worth it,very funny in places.

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  99. anyone else not give a toss what happens to liverpool?

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  100. Give a toss about who Blogs?

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  101. I do....















    It's too funny not to care.

    ---
    Cheers Jacks, I'll check that out.

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  102. STGP - there is only one Special One ...
    Anyway I notice a few blogs back that you opened one of you posts with Evening All and while I am impressed it was word perfect, did you not know impersonating a police officer is a criminal offence?

    H2 - the match (I thought) was pretty even balanced in first half but Arsenal did have much more possesion in second (so much so that I even tempted fate by goinmg otuside for cigarette 15 mins from end) Anyway what time's the first beer today then? Do you 'just' open afternoons or from 11 like pubs do over here?

    Jacks - not sure about your innards, they don't sounds offally nice to me

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  103. Jacks, they must be well desperate on Merseyside if they've been reduced to finding solace in an article printed in the NOTW.

    I thought that all true L'pool supporters boycoted the Sun and NOTW becausec of their coverage of the Hillsborough disaster? Or have I missed something since I've been living abroad?

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  104. Bloggy don't be too dismissive of Liverpool, you'll be in same league as them in a couple of seasons

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  105. http://www.aoltv.co.uk/2010/10/08/video-jeremy-kyle-attacked-by-angry-guest/

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  106. Bells, I open every day (except Monday) from 16:00 (C.E.T.). So the first beers have already been downed. The other half is behind the bar at the mo, but I've been called down for a tipple already, but out of self preservation I'm hanging around here for a little longer.

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  107. Paul Dalglish believes that father Kenny, who offered to return to Liverpool's managerial hot-seat before the appointment of Roy Hodgson, could still do a job at Anfield.
    Full Story: talkSPORT
    -------------
    Well, he isn't gonna say his dad is shit is he?

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  108. FOOTBALL:Prospective Liverpool buyer NESV passes Premier League's 'fit and proper persons' test

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  109. Why Did You Ngog Rafa said...
    FOOTBALL:Prospective Liverpool buyer NESV passes Premier League's 'fit and proper persons' test
    ----------------------------------------

    After Shinawatra and the guy at Portsmouth i'm not sure the "fit and proper person test" is a good test of who is really fit to run a football club.

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  110. BLUEHELLSBELLS said...

    Bloggy don't be too dismissive of Liverpool, you'll be in same league as them in a couple of seasons

    ....................

    its happened before, bhb. eg

    English Division 2 (old)
    Port Vale 5-4 Liverpool 21-10-1895

    English Division 2 (old)
    Port Vale 4-3 Liverpool 08-04-1955

    please note scorelines

    by the way, port vale and man city (ardwick as was) were founder members of league 2.

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  111. I don't think this has been mentioned yet, so I thought I would see what others think.....



    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
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    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
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    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
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    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
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    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
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    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
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    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
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    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
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    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.

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  112. Ngog - no, I sure I've not seen that mentioned on here. So you really think

    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
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    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
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    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
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    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
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    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
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    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
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    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
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    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
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    do you?

    Have a good weekend all - hope you have a busy (and profitable) one at Dungheap H2

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  113. BHB,don't talk tripe.

    H,Someone about half way down talked about a "ban the NOTW" thread.It cheered me up reading it though.Self aggrandising cobblers sums it up I think.

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  114. Hells.

    Yes this is my opinion.

    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
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  115. PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
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    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.

    Well, I've said it and I'm saying it again. If you can't join them, beat them, and if you cant beat them....................

    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone.
    PSB are shite 80's synth tat and must never be listened to again by anyone

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  116. Well, I've said it and I'm saying it again. If you can't join them, beat them, and if you cant beat them....................

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  117. 0914 BST: Manchester United striker Federico Macheda has moved to clarify comments he made about team-mate Wayne Rooney. The Italian referred to Rooney as a 'coatto', which has been translated by some English newspapers as 'chav', but in Friday's Gazzetta dello Sport he said: "I like him and I have maximum respect for him. What I wanted to say is that for me he is a free spirit and genuine."
    ----

    Once again lost in translation, what he really said was he drinks spirits freely and then goes on the wine.

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  118. and yet I bet you all own a PSB CD or record somewhere

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  119. It's ok Scholsey old friend.She's only after one thing.

    My kidney/lungs/liver/spleen (delete as appropriate.Depending on order from Russia)
    =================================================
    I've deleted all. She's only after one thing, "to complete the whole trinity of Right Leg, Left leg and Middle Leg".....

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  120. what hapened? ive become the sensible one

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  121. Pair of Bradford Lads8 October 2010 at 16:54

    anyone in their 80's are shite and must never be listened to again
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  122. heres konnolsky on liverpool, im sure its very funny but i dont have the attention span to read his posts through to the end any more

    http://www.twitlonger.com/show/6cc099

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  123. Hi all.

    sorry to intrude but i heard some Twat who likes tat sythesiser music has called Pink Floyd " pretentious "
    where is the ignore button on this Blog?

    as for the current topic worthy of considerable thoughts and discussions the Boobs on display are actually rather nice, they look very suckable, not to big not to small and would fit in my little hands perfectly. i can imagine her on top of me right now with those jugs swaying in a gentle breeze and her sauceboat firmly seated on my shaft.

    I hope no child under 16 reads the above i would not want to give them ideas.

    other news IOWE A LOT DISUNITED owe a lot more i envisage lots of more Gold and Green Scarfs flapping about like my Gf's Flaps after shes been on the cider.

    as for Liverpool? who are they and what is it they actually do?

    The saving grace to come out of all this is that Arsenal continue to be the beacon of light in terms of running a proper ship but of course without any silverware.

    Drogbas a cheating T*at
    and is slightly less uglier than Serena Williams and Navratalova

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  124. robbo how about doing a jennifer ennis blog, but dont bother wit words just post a big closeup of her arse

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  125. dont want to shatter your fantasies dave but if she was on top of you now the reality would be a bit different, headless rotting corpse with wormy eyes and rancid cunt.

    still after a few pints i probably would

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  126. adampsb said...

    and yet I bet you all own a PSB CD or record somewhere
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    I bet you a million pounds that no such hackneyed 80s synth shit P*t S**p B**s tat has ever been purchased by my good self.

    I will also bet you a million pounds that no record of theirs is in the Booth household.

    Care to bet now Adam?

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  127. id rather stab my eardrums out with jane mansfields fossilised nipples than listen to the gerbilarse boys

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  128. the romans used to brush their teeth with powdered mouse brains

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  129. jacksofbuxton said...
    adampsb said...

    and yet I bet you all own a PSB CD or record somewhere
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    I bet you a million pounds that no such hackneyed 80s synth shit P*t S**p B**s tat has ever been purchased by my good self.
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    I did once try to buy a PSB album but the girl in HMV told me I couldn't because I "wasn't a big gayer"

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  130. Ccccameron and Cccclegg ( mild stamer sorry ) are utter twwwwwwwwwwwwwwats.

    child benefit should scrapped for everyone earning under £200 per week as we cant keep subsidising the wealthy can we Cameron? and Clegg?

    bankers should get far more in bonus's that way it sets a good example about restraint to everyone so shortly after a major crisis.

    Milliband, if he plays his cards right ( que Brucie ) has an opportunity to sink both the Torys and gutless LIberals into oblivion, i suggest the following place to bury these cheating lieing toffs, Laurentian Abyss,
    its deep its wide and no way will either of them recover .

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  131. jacks, the Booth household? As in Matthew Booth, that hero chappy with the kop head..... Yup him that one when he touched the ball everyone goes BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTH

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  132. the IMF is getting jumpy bout the severity of the tory cuts. not as jumpy as me tho.

    theyre comparing the housing benefit cuts to th Highland Clearances all the poor people swept out of the inner cities or nicer bits of the country. that will teach em to stay near their families.

    communities trashed. 1979 deja vu all over again

    WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!

    why do rich people get so resentful about other people bringing in a decent wage. do they really imagine that theyre worth what theyre paid? bizarre.

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  133. maybe some good will come of it.cure the greed.

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  134. " dont want to shatter your fantasies dave but if she was on top of you now the reality would be a bit different, headless rotting corpse with wormy eyes and rancid cunt. "

    but i like necrophillia so i would be more than happy. not as happy as seeing and taking part in a mass demo to get rid of this coalition i wonder though this country is to full of " I,m all right jacks " to give a flying fig until that is it affects them. and once again the electorate were fooled that the Torys have changed and have " listened " I cant wait to see the Liberal Fan Base be wiped out totally. Thats what you get for selling out for a sniff of power and influence and Ministerial Car. Enjoy while it lasts for you sure as hell wont get another chance to get in bed with any party gay or otherwise.

    Norman Wisdom is dead as is Liverpool, the saying goes " it always happens in threes "
    GuyFawkes to use proper dry Gunpowder this time of asking

    one lives in hope.

    Puts on earphones and delights one's ears with the Division Bell.

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  135. Why is it that Labour voters and supporters have such long memories when it comes to the Tory party f**king up the country but such short memories when it comes to their own party? Gordon Brown spent years preaching about Prudence and then bent her over and f**ked her up the arse. And yes I know that it's a global recession and it's the bankers to blame blah de blah de blah but how is it right to blame the Tories for making cuts when it's going to cost £43 billion just in interest on the country's debts this year. If the UK was a football club we'd be desperately looking for new owners before we went into administration.

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  136. 1997 - Labour voted into power. National debt is £350 billion.

    2010 - Labour voted out of power. National debt £1000 billion.

    Does anyone really think that the country is £650 billion better than it was in 1997?

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  137. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/teams/l/liverpool/9074311.stm

    Now this is some bad bad news for the kop.........OUCH!!!

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  138. Norman Wisdom being dead aint nothing new.

    I mean why the fuck else would they uproot from france and move to this godforsaken country?

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  139. now then just where did i put that amnesia......................... i'm sure I had in my pocket when i left the house. I must have forgotten it.

    Prudence loved every minute as well i heard no moans an groans from her as she was creaming it in.

    maybe size does matter afterall.

    the problem i have with the Torys is that not only did they dessimate the social fabric of the UK, they also Sold England By The Pound ( see genisis great album ) they are then sent into the wilderness and rightly so, only to re-surface with the same smarmy lieing greasy words about helping the Rich ( sorry i meant poor ) and such is the state of Apathy here no one it seems saw them comming.

    and History taught everyone? not fecking much by the looks of it.

    go Milliband! but this time make sure you sink them Both! the Liberals should be easy after a few years they will have sunk themselves, the New Look Thatcher Party will be slightly harder prey, but with guile and tactical know how they also can go and convince the Iraquis they are fit to Govern.

    and on an even more sensible note:

    Arsenal to win the Quadruple and Domminate World Football for decades to come.

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  140. how is it right to blame the Tories for making cuts when it's going to cost £43 billion just in interest on the country's debt

    ................

    thats not the point, colch. youre not arguing that the tories wouldnt have bailed out the shitbag bankers are you? no one is disputing something has to give but these cuts will affect women and children first.

    the question is do the tories need to cut this deeply, this quickly?

    the answer is no they fucking dont its ideological they want a small american style state, which is why i mentioned the IMFs response. theyre not reknowned for their socialism.

    hey colch it doesnt affect you, dont worry about it

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  141. ColchesterFC said...

    1997 - Labour voted into power. National debt is £350 billion.

    2010 - Labour voted out of power. National debt £1000 billion.

    Does anyone really think that the country is £650 billion better than it was in 1997?

    ...............

    youve found daves amnesia, colch..... theres been a global recession maybe depression in the meantime

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  142. 'Kin 'ell ... politics isn't going to go well with the Rum lads.

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  143. blame robbo star he started it

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  144. soory i think it was me :) i will hold my piece now. seems they have all buggered of to listen to that 80s synth tat.

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  145. Ahh, wouldn't worry, just don't expect me to keep up with who ruined what and who's done the jest job of ruining the country lol.

    Well I'm listening to stuff from the 80's at the moment but there's a lot more guitars than there are synths

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  146. Think I'm the early contender for posting utter shite looking back at that ... 'jest job' that's a frigging joke in itself, that said they're all a big fucking joke.

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  148. ColchesterFC said...

    1997 - Labour voted into power. National debt is £350 billion.

    2010 - Labour voted out of power. National debt £1000 billion.

    Does anyone really think that the country is £650 billion better than it was in 1997?

    ______________

    Colch,

    just a simple example to explain for your debt increase under labour.

    Avg. House price UK 1997: £55,367
    Avg. House price UK 2007: £175,580

    11% increase in UK Workforce between 1997 and 2007

    Hospital waiting times from 102 to 78 days

    Avg. disposable income per house hold from 9500 to 13,300

    So I would say life in UK IS better now than 1997 even though there were clearly blunders committed under labour too.

    Oh, and lest we forget the cost of bank bailouts is about £850bn which incidently may plug the hole int he deficit difference you point to.


    Labour cannot be blamed for the recession and its after effects just sa Conservatives cannot take full credit of the 'booming' economy they left in 1997.

    Both were a bit out of control of the pesky island government.

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  149. So lets cut out the politicys, all I know is when the Yarm 5 meet, its 3-2, anyway off to see young turks kick young Gerrys ass

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  150. I once had a crush on Jane Mansfield - she wsa dead at the time - still is.

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  151. Torys - the people who out the "n" in cuts!!!

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  152. and she died in a crash. Appropriate?

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  153. Also, can I just say it might be the best time to shoot Capello or fire or whatever.

    He promised to blood youth in the team, just like he promised to only select fit and in form players for WC and every fucking time he only picks the oldest most player available for each position.

    Asshole!

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  154. Bugger, jagielka is injured, shit that means JT & RF

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  155. Wonder what the odd s are he'll boot Jagielka out in favour of the old (crocked) guard in defence tomorrow Spit?

    Got no qualms about having Davies in the squad though, high time we had someone who'd give a shit about playing for their country, especially someone with a bit of bottle to boot.

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  156. Fuck ... that answers what I said a moment ago Tone.

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  157. MINGE DRINKER : One who regularly imbibes too much alcohol and turns into a cunt when they do so

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  158. Woo shit ... hope that's not aimed at me Spit lol ;)

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  159. Thats the thing Star, no chance for the young guys.

    And I may be a gunner but can anyone tell me which English midfielder has had a better season so far other than wilshire?

    My measure for team selection would be, anyone over 29 is an automatic disqualification since i woudnt expect them to be around in time for 2014.

    If and only if they are still fit and in form at time of selection, they could be selected as cover for the younger players.

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  160. its aimed at noone (not plymouth) Star.

    Just read it somewhere and found it an appropriate moniker for some people.

    we all know one or two.

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  161. Can't really argue with you there with Wilshire Spit, I just hope the hype surrounding someone so young doesn't work against him if and when he hits a rocky patch.

    Not so sure about the age limit though, there's something to be said about having a couple of older players in the squad, ones who can impart their experience to the younger players, and more importantly them still having the hunger to play internationals and still be good at what they do.

    I'd quite happily have Beckham in the squad for instance because he's a wealth of experience and he'll be an example to others in showing what it means and what a privilege it is to play for one's country even if he is almost past it these days.

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  162. LIVE THE DREAM by giving a speech at your old school wearing only your underwear.

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  163. Good game this, Ger v Tur.

    to be expected from teams coached by Löw and Hiddink

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  164. 'kin nuts to that. Won't set foot in the shitehole of a school I went to, never mind do a speech. Damn place was akin to what you see in Another Brick in the Wall, minus the walking hammers.

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  165. Shite ... Rep of Ireland are getting done over by the Rushkis

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  166. Star - I had Austria, Grecians Englan U21 and Rep of ! in me accumulator

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  167. Özil being booed profusely by turkish fans.

    its like freakin' Pak playing England in T20 in Manchester.

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  168. robbo said :
    I hope this rich man’s plaything of a League rights itself sooner or later and we just have a bunch of similarly endowed institutions all battling it out on a level playing field (not that there are any bloody playing-fields left in this country) and all will be right with the world.

    Although we’d still have Man Friggin’ City.

    Bugger.

    ....................

    well , good news....man city owe £240million for recent transfers

    the reason this is a problem for them is, according to the terms of Uefa's Financial Fair Play (FFP) regulations, from 2013, clubs must lose no more than £13m per year or get kicked out of euro competitions

    they can amortize the debt over five years, but it will rule them out for that amount of time, if that sounds like i just read it somewhere youre right

    http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/the-163250m-millstone-that-could-cost-city-their-european-future-2100900.html

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  169. have you heard of moneyball, influential book about billy beane and his statistical analyis of performance at oakland (metrics, used to buy the most effective playyers eg a vdv not a kaka)

    liverpools new owners, if that happens, believe in metrics and tried to employ beane in boston. goodbye johnson, carrgher.....

    and guess who blly bene was talking to yesterday?

    "Beane was in London yesterday, appearing with Arsène Wenger on stage at the "Leaders in Performance" conference at Stamford Bridge. Their presence together, at an event attended by a impressive cast including Martin Johnson, the England rugby coach, underlined how seriously British sport now takes metrics"


    except the bag of shite capello dreamt up

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  170. blog,

    problem with England, as compared with a club, say Liverpool is you cannot buy players to replace who are shite.

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  171. true spits, theres a free supply of shite englishmen but we cant buy in a giggs or a bale

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  172. incredible scenes in the Olympic Stadium Berlin (remember the one where Hitler was there for the 36' Olympics? yes. That one)

    Mesut Özil scores for GERMANY against TURKEY.

    Half a stadium boos, the German half cheers.

    Followed by applause by the full house.

    There is some hope in this world after all.

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  173. http://andersred.blogspot.com/2010/01/half-billion-ii.html

    Dont become a plc as kanutes like these can buy you.

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  174. quite a dive by R. Keane to win a penalty against Russia.

    Dont hold your breath on reading anything in the proud media on the serial cheating cunt.

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  175. Last time I bet on RoI - other 3 team of me bet come in - £2 bet due to pay out a mighty £12!!!! Stopping in 2moy now! :)

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  176. What happened to the warm weather we were supposed to get - not that good. (Up North)

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  177. One for Jacks when he gets up.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/other_sports/cycling/9075954.stm

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  178. Following his call-up to the England squad to face Montenegro, 33-year-old Kevin Davies believes he can be the new Emile Heskey.
    Full Story: Daily Mail

    ________________

    thats right Kevin.

    Aim high son. Aim high.

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  179. Ah hell .... and we've already got Rooney turning into a Heskey.

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  180. The Tribal Monk® said...

    jacks, the Booth household? As in Matthew Booth, that hero chappy with the kop head..... Yup him that one when he touched the ball everyone goes BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTH
    _________________________________________
    No,as in the boring barber from Buxton.

    Mind you,every time I start a hair cut my customers say BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTH.

    (well,I assume the "TH" is on the end)

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  181. Noel said...

    One for Jacks when he gets up.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/other_sports/cycling/9075954.stm
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    Ah The Lion King,bless.

    In fairness to Cipolini he has a point.The 2 sports that are doing the most to combat drug taking are cycling and athletics.I know they have the most deep seated problems,but they are now like Caesar's wife.The percentage of clenbuterol found in Contador's sample was miniscule,which suggests it was "taken" by accident.It doesn't have enough of a trace to suggest blood doping either.(Having said that Operation Puerto found that to be rife in Spanish sports.Nadal being linked to it,plus lots of footballers).

    Sadly for Contador he may well ne innocent but must still be banned for the sport to maintain it's credibility.

    Cipolini makes a good point though.The PFA in this country have for years fought against footballers following the WADA rules.Tiger Woods,Roger Federer,Mark Cavendish,Usain Bolt.All these people have to let the drug testers know where they are for 1 hour every day.I wonder why the head of the footballers union doesn't want footballers to do the same?I wonder if it's the same reason that Forgetmenand went shopping in Selfridges?

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  182. Oh,and thanks for the link Noel.

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  183. jacks

    after decades of almost english levels of miserable underachievement, te spanish seem to dominate all world sports. i want it to be because of good organisation and welldirected training but:

    "Eufemiano Fuentes, the doctor at the centre of the Operacion Puerto case, expressed indignation when the scandal broke in July 2006 that it was only cyclists who were under investigation, pointing out that he numbered footballers and tennis players among his clients."

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  184. Blogidy...

    http://tennishasasteroidproblem.blogspot.com/2009/06/operacion-puerto.html

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  185. Top v bottom today in League 2.

    FA Cup fever hits Buxton again.Home to Telford in the 3rd qualifying round.

    Very tough game.Telford are flying along nicely in the conference north.

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  186. mornin me ol china, oops wrong dialect

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  187. cor blimey guvnor,jellied eels,pie n mash me ol cock sparra..

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  188. That's a bit better. You northerners have started talking proper at last.


    Oh and morning all.

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  189. Ey oooop Jacks, I'm off t'pub with whippet

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  190. Makes a change from your sister/mother/cousin/niece/grandmother/aunty.

    (all the same person)

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  191. Rotherham drawn at home in the JPT to Huddersfield.

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  192. jacksofbuxton said...
    Makes a change from your sister/mother/cousin/niece/grandmother/aunty.

    (all the same person)
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    At least I only have to buy one birthday card.

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